Comments - Weird Man in a Santa Hat Messes Up a Flip
category: Accidents | views: 23637 | posted on: 06/14/2008
Unfortunately, that was the real Santa Clause. We're all fucked this Christmas.
hypnoticjoker [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:05am
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Thats how santa use to come down my chimeny when i was little.lol
Killerdude [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 5:07am
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quit hiding your stuff under his mattress.
MA dont spank him either.. 
how odd...
Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 6:35am
Those little playground pebbles make it not hurt at all. zzzzzzzzzzzz
John McCain [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 7:17am
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Bah, John McCain stopped believing in that Santa bullshit when I was five months old. For my first Christmas, my father punched me in the infant face, burned a cigar in my asshole and made me watch him have sex with my mother, to make a man out of me.
Vote McCain in '08 or I'll legally bind Eddie Murphy to do more movies.
cucarachito [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 8:41am
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slamdoggy-nice
liacon-naughty
nico-naughty
laughing gravy-nice
pumekhup-naughty
scotty2hotty-naughty
zyk-nice
mighty aphrodite-very naughty (you lucky bastard)
killer dude-nice
calang-nice
rest of you-mostly naughty
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I'm naughty but nice. 
It never bothered me as a kid when Santa
skipped my house every year...and when all my letters were RTS, address unknown - ok, it did. I still haven't completely recovered from those traumatic childhood memories of being left out every year. All I had to play with was myself. 
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Oh shit, Cuca-Claus is making a list,
and checking it twice,
and glad he didn't find me naughty,
but nice.
Cuca-Claus is really a clown.
He masturbates when sleeping,
watches porn when he's awake.
You better not touch his cerveza
or your face he's gonna break.
For Cuca-Claus, Merry CUNTmas.
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 9:43am
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A little off the beaten path...
Modern Literature Trivial Pursuit - for the pie, who wrote:
"I learned that Saint Nicholas travels with what was consistently described as "six to eight black men." I asked several Dutch people to narrow it down, but none of them could give me an exact number. It was always "six to eight," which seems strange, seeing as they've had hundreds of years to get a decent count.
The six to eight black men were characterized as personal slaves until the mid-fifties, when the political climate changed and it was decided that instead of being slaves they were just good friends. I think history has proven that something usually comes between slavery and friendship, a period of time marked not by cookies and quiet times beside the fire but by bloodshed and mutual hostility. They have such violence in Holland, but rather than duking it out among themselves, Santa and his former slaves decided to take it out on the public. In the early years, if a child was naughty, Saint Nicholas and the six to eight black men would beat him with what Oscar described as "the small branch of a tree."
Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 10:13pm
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A slice of brown pie to you sir and a wash. Oscar let's others do his bidding. I've ordered Sedaris's newest book, should be fun:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/When_You_Are_Engulfed _in_Flames
SecksWaffles [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 11:54am
Santa is only fat because he was sitting on his couch eating potato chips watching Friends waiting for that to recover.
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On ya bike then.......We just hope that when ya get hit by a car riding home that someone catches it on cam and sends it in here.
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The good people of NT would value your opinion....even if I do suspect they would not really give a shit at the same time....I would'n't.
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They can only work with what they get sent.
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Get ya camera out and do some stupid stuff and send em in, then we all can be happy.
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L8tr Dude.
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"C.U.N.T. fashion"? is that your clothing line or something? if so i'm not familiar with it. try somethin new and then come talk to me retard. okthanxbyenow.
Fine. I tried to be nice. But you answered that like a true cunt.
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And if you could not see that than you are a retard.
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I'd say Peace out, but I'd rather see you go under a bus.
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So because the word is not used much in your country, then anyone who uses it must be a fag or a bitch hey?
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Thank you for showing your ignorance, stupidity and immaturity.
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Go back to Evilchilli....you are more respected by retards so your place should be there.
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Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 15 08 : 5:56am
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EvilChily.com. Sounds like a blatant knock off of NothingToxic.com 
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And the fact that you know that, just means you should go to bed and get some sleep as it is past your bed time and your mother will get very angry at you if she knows you are still awake. Its a big school day tomorrow. You have arts and crafts and you would not want to miss that would you?
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ok first off u had to of known that because u have the avatar of him and then to have your name "shredder", coincidence? i think not. and second, your last comment to me was so fuckin gay it's not even funny. so go ahead and keep the dumb comments coming cause their not doing a thing for me.
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ok first off u had to of known that because u have the avatar of him and then to have your name "shredder", coincidence? i think not. and second, your last comment to me was so fuckin gay it's not even funny. so go ahead and keep the dumb comments coming cause their not doing a thing for me.
The first bit did not make sense....And was a pathetic attempt anyways at this multiple account shit that all the noobs and trolls are going on about. Talk to a mod, they will tell you with certainty that I do not have multiple accounts.
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I see that intellect is lost on you as my comment was not suppose to be funny. It was a reality based view and obviously yiu can not differentiate comedy from ridicule....so I am not g
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lorak [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 4:03am
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hahaha i bet that was the FIRST and last time he tries that!!