Comments - Cameraman Takes a Broken Baseball Bat to the Face

I pressume that was Robin passing him the bats

Looks like the camera man got impaled at the end.

Call commissioner Gordon, cuz Batman's fuckin up!

Back to the bench.

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Somewhere in the world, there's a little league team that isn't able to practice because they can't afford a bat. Hopefully when this guy's heart explodes from steroids, maybe that'll change.
Oh wait......someone already said that! So much for comment of the day

A true professional would have continued to video tape.
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I'm expecting a couple of dick jokes people, please don't let me down.

Q. What does a man with a 14 inch dick have for breakfast?
A. This morning I had a boiled egg.

Q) Why do woman love Jesus?
A) Because they heard he was hung like this
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(holding my hands out all the way from my sides)
Thanks, now I'm going th hell

But it was another guy that nailed him on the cross.
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Nailed him, ha ha!

highroller74, you are only an idiot profane, pls kill yourself

Thanks Gravy

Cheers buddy. According to my lady friends, my dick IS a joke.

just the ones you made turn lesbian...lol.

I see L.G. utilized my revolutionary 'Additions Formula'.
i.e., measure UP one side, THEN back DOWN the other side.
This, and other interesting tidbits can be found in your C.U.N.T. handbooks.

Wait LG, you're using the wrong ruler, this says centimeters not inches.

There's a nice yard sale display case for those medals I'd like to buy for ya.

Thanks for the kind gesture Zyk, but save your pennies - I already keep them in a biscuit tin under my bed next to my porn, Millenium Falcon and dustbunnies. [jk]

and after you left for work I came over and had bacon, scrambled eggs, toast, hot coffee, fresh squeezed orange juice and a blow job.

If you got all of those goodies you were in the wrong house!! I live alone and there was only beer in the fridge when I left.

Must have been...those were good eggs and bacon though.

I'm guessing you measure from the tip to the top of your ass crack?

Hmm, don't have any good dick jokes... so...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we give a shit.

The cameraman was in a foul mood after that.

knocked that on out the park

he could use his amazing carpentry skills to build homes for starving etheopian kids but instead he does this

If I'm not mistaken that was some type of Christian deal. I'm not gonna lie I've been to one before because my parents made me, where they break blocks of ice and stuff. The power of Christ compells you.

I went and saw these guys in Oklahoma City once and got to go up on stage with them.... Until I made them look like little weak girls and they asked me to go sit down....

It iz funny that when i saw that i thought of you. no shit

How did you make them look like weak girls,what did you snap a baseball bat with ya dick

They asked me to break as many bricks in this stack as i could with a baseball bat, and then one of them would break twice as many bricks in another stack with his forehead... I broke all the bricks in my stack AND the bat... he broke all but 2 of his bricks...After the show they all signed the broken bat for my kids though so it wasn't all bad I guess...
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All that wood my dad made me cut when I was a kid finally payed off I guess!

Fair effort buddy ,here have one on me

I saw them blow one of those thick, red, hot water bottle once until it blew up. Now that's what I call a blow job.

Little did anybody know But there was a midget backstage putting very small cuts into the bat so they would break at the exact same position on each bat.

He should feel lucky....that guy was going to bat for him.
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Thats Batman's revenge for robin sleeping with catwomen.
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not a very good video

look at how tough he is... now let him try to baseball the wortheless piece of shit...

not that i could do it, but he broke the bats at the weakest part. sometimes bats break from hitting a ball. do this trick with an aluminum bat and ill be impressed.

(Frantically thumbs through newly purchased joke book for something relative) -- Nope, nothing.

You're a bat breaker!
Steroid taker!
Christian faker!
Don't you break that bat on me!
- Bat Benatar

Quit applauding you fucking audience!
Idiots everywhere: the audience, the cameraman, and everyone else who saw it live. They deserve to go to hell, not be cheered on.
P.S. I hate idiots.

This guy clearly hates the game of baseball and is trying to rid the world of its evil influence. . You know what is more impressive then breaking a bat on your knee, its breaking a bat on someones head.

"Cameraman" my ass. For feck's sake, LIFT THE CAMERA UP and film something besides your fumbling shadow on the floor, the camera is running anyhow so film your bleeding forehead or something. Geezuz.

Did i just hear the announcer say "reigning champion"? You mean their is a championship for breaking baseball bats? What the fuck?

Totally and utterly pointless

what a d-bag....that sure was a triumphant retarded ass worthless win. mad phat respect for dis guy

Hmmmm...

what terrible luck.

heh

Yeah, i remember these guys. They call themselves the Power Team as I recall. They are a big Christain group beleive it or not. They came to our small little church once and did suff like that. They also had our preacher get on a bed of nails, and sandwiched him between that and a board with a bunch of cement blocks on it. He was on it for 5 minutes. It was supposed have a message of faith. I think it was a message of faith, and crazyness, but I will say it made him in my mind on badass preacher. Wish he was still preaching here. Well, that is a long message with no intrest to you all........anyway, cheers

I was hoping the bat would win the battle and the next snap you would hear was his thigh bone.

so thats why he can't keep a boyfriend

Dude that's the power team. I saw them when I was like 10, They are Christian entertainers. I mean, It doesnt say no sterorids in the bible, right? haha.

he broke 10 bats and one nose.
..im impressed

now he can try break his penis

a boiled egg,,,lol

Three couples (friends) travel together to a resort hotel, only to find that
their reservations have been screwed up, and they all have to stay in one
room. There are 2 king-sized beds, and it is decided that the men will all
sleep in one, and the women in the other. In the middle of the night, the guy
in the middle wakes up, and says to the man next to him "let me out. I have
GOT to get to my wife! I have the biggest hard-on I have ever had, and I've
got to get to her NOW! The other guy says "O.K. Do you want me to come with
you?" "What the hell for?" asks the other. "Because that's MY dick you're
holding!" says he.

JEsus freaks are idiots.

What about the Chriss Ang. freaks and their magic tricks?

Lock up your daughters. This is the 'Ultimate Man'.

I thought Rick Rude was the "Ultimate Male"

Here's a jagged bat in your eye!

that's how Canceco ended his career..

da da da da bat man!!! batman batman!!!!

Ice cream makes me sleepy.

Yeah, I hate it when that happens too

Looks like we come from the same gene pool.

really usaly weed makes me sleepy, oh and alcohol too, yum alcohol.

I wonder how many arms he's snapped for the Irish mob!

what are those bats made off? Bamboo?

break it from the other end thick cunt