Comments - Why You Should Never Trust a Little Kid with a Bat

category: Funny | views: 48662 | posted on: 06/13/2008

"Things were just fine before you were born, bitch!" That's probably what he was thinking.

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:05am

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This is the guy as a kid in the video before this one. This is how he got he's hatered for bats. icon_wink.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:06am

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was that BABE Ruth? icon_beer.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:09am

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Call commissioner Gordon, cuz Batboy is fuckin up!

tidusnani [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:10am

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BOOM HEADSHOT!

Tapeworm [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:11am

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Did she say "back up" or "bat up"? icon_cheesygrin.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:05am

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i have two young boys close in age to those two. i see this happen at least once a day.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:14am

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My brother and I did this all the time. I would hit him and he would fall down. Again and again and again and again.
He hates me. icon_cry.gif

zykron [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 11:22am

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He was hungry and said "batter cup" icon_rolleyes.gif icon_lol.gif

Red6ixx [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:12am

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oh yeah i can fee some family revenge coming later in life.

DiscoBiscuit [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:14am

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When he grows up he might be batting for the wrong team icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:15am

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A little off topic:
The police were called to a day care where a three
year old was resisting a rest! icon_cheesygrin.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:31am

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Yeah he will definately do time out over that one!!

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:44am

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the only this missing was death by a tazer gun

DFA [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 7:42am

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I sort of lol'd

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:16am

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Batting his eyelids?? icon_cheesygrin.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:19am

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^^LoL. icon_razz.gif

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:18am

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ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne....batman.
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Not quite what his mom meant though.
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Dobermann [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 11:41am

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jeeessus really, how do you get those thumbs up votes??? I mean. WTF

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 11:59am

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Don't know.
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Good things happen to good people I suppose.
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Don't hate, doberboy.
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Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 12:04pm

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Why are so fixated on thumbs up.
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Don't talk half the shit you do and you will get those thumbs up that you so desperately seek.
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Your just lucky there is no thumbs down.
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zykron [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 1:33pm

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Dobermann on Jun 13 08 : 1:41pm wrote:
jeeessus really, how do you get those thumbs up votes???
His friends are all hitchhikers. icon_beer.gif

1kta [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:19am

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hooligans are starting young these days

moekid20 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:21am

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Fast forward 20 years and the kid who gets hit is bending bats and throwing them at camera men. Just goes to show you that i'm pulling this comment out of my ass and rambling now.

slash [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:25am

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older sibling jealousy methinks icon_beer.gif

Toxicity [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:26am

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Insert stupid 'batman' pun here.

ssolon [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:26am

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Nice move!!!

scuba [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:27am

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aluminum bats give better sound effects

Calang [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:34am

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Cain's killing of his brother Abel probably began with a simple game of wiffle ball.

Krazy [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:37am

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icon_evil.gif Hey that actually hurt my head!!!! *insert sympathy here*

8039 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:38am

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Not funny at all! At that age it would likely give him cranial damage to the frontal lobe altering his growth making him grow up with the average iq of a Canadian hockey player

mightyaphrodite [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:12am

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No worries, it was just a plastic bat icon_biggrin.gif

dutchmaster [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:17am

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damn it bounced off the smaller ones face and hit the bigger ones face.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:27am

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THIS is why I'm glad I'm an only child! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:15pm

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Don't be so glad yet bro, you now have kids that can hit you where it'll hurt the most. All it takes is a swing and a miss.
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SpinalShank [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 11:12pm

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ya and when i was little i did it on propose, watch out scott its coming icon_twisted.gif

flatd995 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:30am

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POW-Headshot

zykron [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 6:04am

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Well it's pretty clear to me which one's gonna grow up to be the "bat boy" and which one's gonna grow up and work in nursing.

Sgt.Gunny [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 6:32am

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Good to see one is never to young to star on N.T. Good work my son may you bring endless hours of non-stop stupidity for all the world to enjoy. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Iron Man [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 6:47am

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Kids got great form, next time pick your elbow up and keep your head in there,

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 6:48am

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And this is why "Tee" ball was invented.

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 7:23am

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the bat should have been aluminum...it makes a better sound

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 7:37am

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The little tyke taught the people in the previous videos how to break bats!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 7:38am

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later, that kid enrolled into GED while his brother when onto Yale.

m1ck3y_P [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:05am

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fuckin sweet connection!! he'll be the next *sorry im english i dont know any baseball players names*!!!!!!

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:20am

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Today is Poet's day, you guys.
Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday. icon_beer.gif
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@vid: Kid needs to quit while he's ahead. icon_biggrin.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 5:27pm

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Ok, let me see...
There once was a kid with a bat,
Who swung and missed just like that,
His little bro's face got red,
Cause he was hit in the head,
And all C.U.N.T. members were laughing at that.
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BigDrew59 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:26am

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that little dude doesn't like pitches high and inside, so eat wiffle bat bitch

trubld1 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:35am

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I laughed so hard at this...I fuckin cried!!!

rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:52am

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Ground rule double.

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:58am

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Priceless footage icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

dreadlock [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:00am

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hehehe just like my nephews sooo cute when that try to kill each outher icon_cheesygrin.gif

i hate white people [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:09am

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hes gonna be playing for the mets one dat

rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 12:48pm

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Probably not...he can swing and hit something.

Gplanet [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:21am

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HarklyBarkly on Jun 13 08 : 10:58am wrote:
Priceless footage
Dude why your avatar looks like he's screaming" Bitch!!: LOL Oh and for the kids. " A head run!!" icon_lol.gif

SMKDGGG [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:26am

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Or he could be working for the mafia one day; either way cheers icon_beer.gif

shaitan [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:26am

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strike one

Twat Waffle [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:37am

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This is what T-ball should be icon_twisted.gif

blackheart69 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 10:08am

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now he gets all the attencion

canillo [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 10:32am

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HOMERUN icon_exclaim.gif icon_exclaim.gif

Necramonium [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 11:00am

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Lol,he also hit himself...

trelo [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 12:27pm

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this clip would be better if the bat was an alluminum one

PearlDog [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 12:38pm

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If you look a the slow-mo the kid with the bat cops a rebound so he got what was coming to him

vincepatrick [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 12:41pm

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too much Tom and Jerry.

Not_this_guy_again [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 12:50pm

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It's good that they're introduced to the newton laws at a young age. I wish the kid with the bat would have been a little stronger, then we might have had a double KO.

jcp517 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 2:49pm

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Take your base.

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 3:01pm

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he forgot to run to first base.. icon_beer.gif

bizerkmusic_com [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 3:44pm

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hahahahahaaa but whats funny is after he busted kid in the face the bounce back caught him in his face.. i love "e" for everybody viral vids..

Janu4ri [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:05pm

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hahaha icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

brydrea [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 4:31pm

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poor kid. that must have hurt like a bitch (to that little kid anyway) i still laughed my ass off, though icon_lol.gif

Komodo [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 6:11pm

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Homer'ed it!

TheBobo [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 6:41pm

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There is something about your avatar that cracks me up every time I see it.

Komodo [ban] | Jun 14 08 : 11:31pm

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Cheers Bobo icon_beer.gif

ninjamaze [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 7:10pm

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this kid clearly doesn't understand that the pitching mound is 60'6" from home... he's definitely not going pro but the hitter has some real potential

essmeluke [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 8:29pm

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Thats a dinger!!

Drew26 [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 9:48pm

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Mabey the Mom should have put them just a little farther apart. icon_idea.gif

Death_Red_Ted [ban] | Jun 13 08 : 11:34pm

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im disappointed, i wanted to see the crying after the hit.