I would rather feed her some pudding with my chopstick.

If only all chamber maids looked like this. The only ones I ever see are about 50 years old with pussies that stink of cleaning fluid.

Looks like she wasn't thrilled with Scotty's dress, so she took it off.

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damn thats the most boring video ever

豪華である。 私は一晩中するこ� ��を望む
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Translation:
"You are gorgeous. I would love to do you all night long"
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Must hire maid today....

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great minds think alike

I was thinking I left my toilet seat up again!

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No, what REALLY bugs them is when I stretch some plastic wrap over the porcelain and put the seat down (as she asked), when she goes to pee (or even better, POOP), the remains stay at the top even when the toilet is flushed!
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Another one of my favorites is smearing cooking oil on the seat & when she goes to sit on it she slides RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!
here's the home addition, go try it at home..... when you heal, let me know how it went !

Scotty you have such a way with the ladies. I bet they just slide right off that toilet and onto your hog huh

Could be an awesome Japanese porn movie: "Gradu Pakku Piss Doruu" (Glad Pack Piss Doll).

Hilarious Mate.
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Toilet Paranoia.....Funny as. That will be a new one for the psychiatrist to handle when she loses the plot and see has to see him..
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My misses is going to kill me when I try it on her.
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It will be so worth it though.
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She can clean my toilet anytime. On second thought, let's skip the toilet cleaning and get right to work.

Right to work.....You mean washing the car....right.
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No! I mean washing my balls.

I hope she does not use the toilet brush for that.
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LMAO!!! Good One!!!

wow. anime is getting more lifelike.
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@ tapeworm- never mind, i dont really want to know...

.....Pussy lips like toilet plungers......

This video makes me want to F..K!
You know what word starts with F and ends with K and means alot of heat and excitement?
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Firetruck

I didn't learn that until I was 17.

Same here.....but a sentence that starts with a F, and ends in a K, instead of just one word.
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"Fornication with her, in the back of my trucK"
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I am not typically a fan of Asian women but she was hot indeed. Now I got another place to hang my cuffs, (for a little while anyway)

Asian chicks with tits. God is listening after all

Fooook Meeeee!!!!!

make me find! i cant find mine

Mai Nishida... isn't that the name of a new graphics card or something?

It looks like a dumb girl not hot

oops, blew ma load

You need a new washing machine then...
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Something is not right if that is happening.
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Have you checked the drive belt.
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It sux when the washing machine has a headache and does not want to work...as you have to do your own load by hand.
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Unfortunately some day we will all find that she was born a boy.

That absolutely straightened out my boner joint! Nice rack, would've liked to here her voice though. Then again, maybe not.

I don't like those nice smiling faces...
I like the "What is this?...Don't do it! -Impression..."

Japanese rules!!!!
Just go and see on youporn the words "Japanese"
Lol

DAMN. that may be the hottest chick i ever seen. im goin to japan

check out my pics http://xcandyx.com

she looks like she was forced into this

i guess cause the ladyboys working up a sweat