There's a bump in the road... I think you should run it over.

i think bumps are smarter than him, so you shouldn't degrade a bump in that way..

I can but hope that this is the same guy seen in the first video today, just a month or so earlier!

No, but I hear he is taking his first steps again and is ready to do it again.
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He's got he's headstone picked out and eveything.
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This dude almost stays on his feet.
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I've heard of retard, ignorant, L.D., but we as the NT family need to think of a new degrading name for this Jack ass, any suggestions, winner gets lots of laughs

hmm... degrading name describing a complete and utter moron.... The only thing that comes to mind is..... chiefdon

Erm...............Hood Ornament???

Its the closest he is ever going to get, to having a Rolls Royce angel.

I had a Rolls once, a Rolls Canardly.
It Rolls down one hill and Canardly get up the next!

I would've hit the gas like I was going back to the future.

If a deer saw this he'd be like WTF humans are just like us they cant avoid the damn things either..

i was about to go to a certain thieving website (no promotion from me) and steal their caption (see how they like it). then i realized that if they were funny, they wouldnt be stealing from us.

Evil chili are thieving fuck tards.
That's one they wont use.

Evil Chili gives me the runs.

lol

another future political , dumbass

I'm not going to be happy until I see one of these damn idiots get killed

Me too, and I want to see it all. The blood running unhindered towards the nearest sewer. The brains bubbling and oozing out like runny scrambled eggs with ketchup. The mangled, and burnt flesh mingled with the heavenly scent of antifreeze, motor and transmission oils, and smoking rubber. Splintered bones protruding in every direction from a plasma choked corpse. The whole kit and kaboodle.

hell ya brain splatter FTW

Like this video, only better?
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/11463106..._by_A nother_Car

No blood, no good, but you're headed in the right direction.

Let me drive, I will get it done. Floor board that shit at about half a block from him. I will try to get that Bug effect for you.

HES GETTIN SOME SOME TONIGHT

apparently this is all the rage in random boring suburbs accross the land its there awnser to happyslapping

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I liked yesterdays outcome better

I slam into kids too, They get no $$ and are not expecting it.

This leads me to believe all pedestrian accidents are some kind of insurance scam.

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Trusty old VW and their pedestrian friendly body's

HONKY if ur horny

And so, the self culling continues.

Dude,that was awesome ! do it again with your eyes closed.

whahaha again the other one was better

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can hit this fucktard, it's the only way to live, in cars....in cars.

Stupid little white fucks want to do something really daring...put on a new pair of Nike's and walk through the ghetto at night.

shin splints for life.

I find it hard to believe that before the invention of the video camera & the internet that kids were THIS bored & THIS STUPID! I think technology has made us DUMBER..er!

is getting hit by a car the new cool thing to do or something? what the fuck is wrong with these kids

he really needs help

poor kid. its not his fault he was born retarded....i blame the mother for being high on meth in the delivery room....

Between this video and the one from the other day, it seems a new fad is starting. I'll totally support this one though, as getting hit by a car is much better than pokemon, digimon, and whatever the hell the rest of that shittymon stuff is.

Is that what he planned to happen? Goddamn that kid is stupid. I bet if he put his brain on a raisorblade it would look like a bb rollin down a 4 lane highway.

well now theres a new sexual orientation
1. homosexual
2. bisexual
and now carsexual ?

ES GRACIOSO EN LO QUE SE ENTRETIENEN ESTOS CHICOS.... QUE FUTURO LES ESPERA....

Huh? What did you say? I blew my ear off with a firecracker and I no comprende.

says something like "ER IST DARIN ANMUTIG, WAS SICH DIESE JUNGEN AMÜSIEREN.... DIESE ZUKUNFT WARTET AUF SIE.... " mmm cucarachito we need you help...

NO COMPRENDE ...EH....EN EUROPA TAMBIEN HABLAMOS ESPAÑOL... NO COMPRENDE...

WOW that was cool!! you must have super powers!!! let's put your head right next to the tire and see if you survive that -

I think someone has been playing a little to much GTA4 but this always happens when they release a new GTA game.

now, to make it even better you have to do that stunt in a public road where other civilains are watching

THE NEXT GENERATION OF JACKASS'S

this video sucked

This video rocked because he's a foolish him and wouldn't be so surprised that his parents hated him.

Tunder0069 said:
"It's funny on what those guys are entertained... what a future do they hope..."
or something to that effect.

Just because you put on Kobe's shoes doesn't make you jump like Kobe (I like Kenny Smith's parody of kobe's commercial)

It didn't work, he's still alive.

yeah right, 2 miles per hour i can stop the car with my little penis...

someone shuld just run up to him and castrate him!

...voted most likely to turn into a grease spot before he turns 21

stupid yet extremely ballsy, god damn new generation of kids, their made of rubbermaid I tells ya!!!!

wot an idiot

i hope he broke his fucking shoulders and back

he could have just stand still, that would do the trick...

dick head or what ..

Nature works in strange ways - notice how defective genes try to self-terminate?

I more prefer to see him underneath...