Comments - Little Kid Learns Not to Get Too Close to a Deer

That was the bestial equivalent of a sucker punch.

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids
what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates and begged their dad for the clue.
Smiling broadly and arching one e yebrow, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother
'Don't eat it, it's an asshole!

Three rednecks are out deer hunting when one falls to the ground. The 2nd redneck starts to freak out, but the third calls 911 on his cell phone. He says to the 911 operator, "my friend just fell down I think he's dead", the 911 operater calms him down and says, "are you sure he's dead?". There's a slight pause.................... ................ then the operater hears a loud gun shot, and the man says, "now what"?

I thought the punchline was gonna be:
don't eat it! it's a dumb mother fucker who needs a new job!

Look Bambi! Your mum is NOT coming back, get over it and move on cos your attitude sucks!!

Ohhh Deer
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Thas was deff a call for "BOOOOM!!! Head shot"

it's Robert De Niro as a child, this is what promted him to do the movie "the deer hunter"

oh deer, that poor kid just didnt see it coming

I think the kid wanted to see the deer's spare vagina.

What's the purpose of Reindeer?
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So grass and flowers can grow.

he should know better than to joke bout there antlers those deer are very sensitive bout these things

A "deerbutt"?

awwwwwwww

The kid looked at the camera and yelled: "Deer me!"

At least he wasn't bent over ... Imagine trying to explain that to the pediatrician.

The Zinedine Zidane of the Deer world.

LG!! Send that deer a badge will you, he's earned it!

Not deer but a goat

Grow some balls.....kid

That wasn't a deer....

deer are still pissed off about being hunted every season.

lol thats funny as hell

that deer has a lot of goat traits.

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W T F ! ? ! ? ?

You are a gigantic steaming pile of otter crap. You sick fuck!!

WTF is wrong with you? I hope that was a monumental failure at humor and not you venting out your sickeness. You're fucking sick.

I agree, you guys. That's crossing the line.
That shit'll get your ass kicked on NT quicker
than it will in prison.

Not funny pal. I have a seven year old, and there are parents here with young children. I agree with Sapper420 and hope that was a "monumental failure at humor". If that's the case, think before you post, because pedophilia in any form will not be accepted here.

ban this piece of shit please. isnt it against the rules for people to say sick shit like that? goddamn fuckin faggot paedo, dont bring your paedophile ring bullshit here, i long to see videos f people like that get beaten and burned to death, in other words, go away cunt

I don't think he's a cunt, LG revoked his membership because of that sick comment. I guess you can't be a cunt and a dick at the same time, it's like being a traitor or something.

You say what you would like to do to this little kid..
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You would not believe the things I would like to do to you......pedoephiles screams the most when karma comes back upon them.
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We hope you enjoyed flying Nothing Toxic airlines now remember to scream the whole way down as we throw your ass out of this plane.....it was not in the brochure but humanity called and they want you gone....so good bye dickhead...see ya when ya sneak in through a different computer you fucking slimeball.
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Bubba is going to love you when he has you as a cellmate.
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Jesus guys don't hold back on how you're feeling! I'm gonna play devil's advocate here & say that was a LAME attempt at a joke. Not a good joke, but a joke none the less. I have boys too & I somehow don't feel threatened by this. So cut the rope, let him down, he's had enough. A few kicks to the head & groin will be sufficient!

Jesus, is that you?
God dammit, I just knew
you were black. I had been
telling everybody but nobody
would believe me!

hey is that you satan? long time no see

The one and only, my brutha ... The joint is hot like fire so come on down. We'll show you one helluva good time

IT WAS A DAMN JOKE!!! Jesus this guy says this shit about everything and now you guys areready for a public execution! I agree with S2H, poor joke, move on...

It was a "DAMN JOKE" that could get his ass smoked. I'll put the lid back on the can but that mofo better watch his P's and Q's. Like I said before "think before you post".

You must be the Prophet Muhammed - we understand then.

ANIMALITY

Oh deer

deerey me

that was a goat lmao
oh deer

That was one of those 99 cent deer.....not a buck yet.

that really was a deer in a goat suit!

That KID got some head.

The goat was just HEADing him in the right direction

Fucking petting zoo goats

well the little boy was obviously threatening.

Bad Bambi

thats the other to say: GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.

nah, we just normally ignore them

Looks like were going to a lynching.

I've got the rope and the mules. We could draw and quarter him...the footage will get more awesome votes that way.

Please allow me to put the fucking noose around his scrawny little neck.

Bambi 1 - Little Kids 0

Mary had a little lamb that knocked a kid clean out.
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If somebody can bring that fucker to my house I have a case of Goat-Helper. Got to taste better than those damed flies.

SCORE!!!

lol,owned!

I was wondering where Zidane had got to.

deer momma: fuck you for taking me to the zoo!

That's a sheep, not a deer. Most likely a petting zoo, thus the deer at the beginning.

Bambi you bastard!

Damn they are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel when they have to pull out 50 year old super 8 film.

Hehehe.....Kids. Gotta love them. jam packed with good old fun

shit i would have gone rambo on the little bitch then found the deer

little torrero!

another go green lib from the past got horned...

OHHH dear me.

HA HA!! FUCK YOU, KID!!