Comments - Some Woman on a Segway Eats It Really Hard

category: Funny | views: 49438 | posted on: 06/10/2008

This starts out as the most annoying video ever posted on the Internet. But then some fat cow makes it all better.

norm [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:07am

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maybe i'll get one of those when my hind legs give out.

defiantwisdom [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:07am

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Nice, now she can upgrade to a Rascal.

that guy [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 8:50am

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lmao!! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

chiefdon [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:08am

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I had a girlfriend that looked like her.\
She tried to break my heart.
SO I BROKE HER J A W W W !

Dustyboy [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:14am

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Maybe a wheelchair is more her speed, probably watched danica patrick run over a crew member, thought she would join the sisterhood of bloody pants.

Tapeworm [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:14am

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Women drivers. icon_rolleyes.gif
What else can you say. icon_cheesygrin.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:17am

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old people should be in wheelchairs , not a segway

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:18am

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That gives me an idea....Riding 'Reel' Mowers....

Red6ixx [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:20am

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top heavy perhaps?

liacon [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:21am

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Was I the only one thinking this video could have been 4 times funnier. icon_razz.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:29am

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......or at least could have been titled "Woman on all fours eats it hard" icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

lyric [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:23am

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Nope I have nothing...... Scott have you found religion? It seems that these videos are becoming very tame these days. There could have at least been someone shouting Allah Ak-bah in the background....
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Krazy [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:27am

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Nope...i got nothing icon_cry.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:30am

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To much money
To little brains

slash [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:33am

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heavy-menstrual

Spuiter [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:33am

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I love the sound of skull bouncing off the concrete. icon_stoned.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:46am

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Its always the redshirts that get it, didn't she watch star trek.

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:47am

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4 old, independent women acting like kids? It must be Segs in the City. icon_beer.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:34am

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icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif Gold!

scottie2high [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:52am

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that as sweet do it again icon_stoned.gif

gil69 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:56am

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8039 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:03am

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I was hoping the idiot at the start would get owned icon_sad.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:05am

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she even got rejected by her segway.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:06am

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Hey, Rubbing is racin' icon_cheesygrin.gif

itizme [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 8:30pm

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SHE WAS TOO CLOSE FOR DRAFTING HUH SCOTTY LOL icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

sben [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:07am

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This made my day. There is nothing that says "I am an idiot" the way segway does.

1kta [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:30am

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segways are the skateboards of the middle aged
they only become interesting when u combine them with someone who has bad motorskills

deleted user [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:43am

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i hate white people [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:53am

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im so glad the cameraman zoomed in just in time to watch that fat cunt bust her face....sorry for cussin

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:56am

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She's ok, you guys. Her tittees broke her fall.

secret_squirrel [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:58am

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White people can't bounce. I'll see myself to the door thanks. icon_sad.gif

SilentMisery [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:00am

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They thought they were cool ridin' in those dumbass things.....

secret_squirrel [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:21am

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She was riding dirty.

BubbaG [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:24am

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Fat chick on a little Segway..fat chick on a little Segway....

european [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:27am

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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaa hahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaahaha hahahahaahha hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhh hhhhhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAHahA ehehehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHARARARARAHAHARAHARA haaaaaa haaaaa hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA haAAAAAAAaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAA AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaa a hahahahahaha hHAHAHAHA

Masterdebater [ban] | Jun 11 08 : 5:39pm

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.... so did you find it funny?

Karlov [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:29am

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Segways were invented so that idiots could pay to make fools of themselves. See, now they can contribute too the economy.

dickdynamite [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:34am

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Thought it was near impossible to fall off those things

itchy [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:39am

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Her face made a segway straight to the ground ......... just shoot me get it over with icon_cool.gif

Shredder649 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:00am

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A woman cant even drive a segway.

P-90 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:02am

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How's this for stupid..in Britain you're not allowed to use segways unless you stay on private land, You can't ride them on the roads because they have no tax or insurance and obviously you can't ride them on the pavement. (Health and safety gone mental)

ssolon [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:12am

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Brits on holidays... oh dear

dreadlock [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:27am

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european on Jun 10 08 : 8:27am wrote:
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaa hahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaahaha hahahahaahha hahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhh hhhhhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHAHAHAHahA ehehehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHARARARARAHAHARAHARA haaaaaa haaaaa hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA haAAAAAAAaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAA AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaa a hahahahahaha hHAHAHAHA

double stroke [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:35am

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... like a bitch on wheels...

sorry, thats all I got
(i can't get that song outta my head now...la la la la)

Calang [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 7:54am

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I don't think the fact that she was a blonde had anything to do with it.

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 8:31am

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Women in control of shit.. Always a bad idea..

ScottyCarter [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 8:38am

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Next time use your feet BIAATCH

neebuz [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 9:45am

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reminded me of diddy kong racing

bioman [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 9:49am

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just another reason why women should'nt drive

BigDrew59 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 9:51am

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Somebody needs to get out there and Drive Mrs. Daisy, she obviously can't handle the responsibility.

tickle prostate [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 9:55am

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this is the only thing i like about modern technology.

Adisharr [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 10:03am

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Another example of the uncontrollable mating call of segway's in the wild.

rascoil [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 10:12am

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If I have to ware a helmet on a bike that bitch should have to ware one also. Its ok she had enough botox in her face she didn’t feel a thing. icon_stoned.gif

ROMY [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 10:32am

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Thats why women should stick to nothing more technical than hi-heels icon_cheesygrin.gif Show offs.

johnnylaw [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 10:59am

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Segway's version of Hammer Time! That'll teach the magpies!

Cheiron [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:02am

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Teaches her to show off

lorak [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:19am

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she wasn't even showing off, it was the other lady.......and besides that i love the old man at the end giving a thumbs up

westies07 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:11am

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ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha hah aha haha ha lol lol lol lol lol lol.. serves her right lol.. fat bitch!!!!!

johnnylaw [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:13am

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chiefdon on Jun 10 08 : 6:08am wrote:
I had a girlfriend that looked like her.\She tried to break my heart.SO I BROKE HER J A W W W !
chiefdon, you piece of shit! I know that stupid song. I thought that was just a promo record that never saw air time sung by a black couple who's last line in the song was,"I broke your heart", "yeah, but I broke your cotton picking jaw". I can't believe someone else knew that song. You must be referring to the song or you would have said he, not she. Back to the closet, Chief!

rascoil [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:18am

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I have watched this like 5 times. I love it, can't get enough of it. icon_stoned.gif

BillyTheSkid [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:19am

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Laughing Gravy on Jun 10 08 : 6:47am wrote:
4 old, independent women acting like kids? It must be Segs in the City.
take it you look at evilchili.com as well then,never thought of copying another sites description to get comment of the day. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 1:29pm

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WTF?!! I'd never heard of Evilchili until now!! I also notice its webmaster is a fan of Sushi and Larryvee's work as well; the thieving swine. I'd sue for breach of copyright, but I can't be bothered. icon_evil.gif icon_beer.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:05pm

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I just went to evilchili and he sideswipped my "teabagged" line. I swear to god, I made that up and it's on page three.

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:12pm

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I posted that line on June 7th on page 4 of NT and he stole it on June 8th on page 3 of evilchili. BASTARD icon_evil.gif icon_evil.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:13pm

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Yep he used liacon's line on the badger to.
and a lot of other people's stuff.
Never heard of that site
This guy must be trying to promote it here.

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:37pm

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Thanks for the backup. I guess that makes him/her an N-T-Wanna-Be. I wonder if that person posts on here? It's probably Ossama or Kyo or some other turd. icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

BillyTheSkid [ban] | Jun 11 08 : 9:13am

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Killerdude on Jun 10 08 : 6:13pm wrote:
Yep he used liacon's line on the badger to.
and a lot of other people's stuff.
Never heard of that site
This guy must be trying to promote it here.
im not trying to promote that site at all thats the first time i noticed they had used some ones description. icon_beer.gif

POOMAKER [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 4:50pm

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Those things should be made faster, so we could have a lot of fun here at NT

liacon [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 5:33pm

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Gravy I just checked it out. Those bastards are stealing straight from this site. Like killerdude said, that badger line was made up in my own fucked up head. Well they can steal all they want because we have best at this site icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:05pm

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Holy Shit, I just made a discovery. Evilchili is a branch off of Break.com. If you go to Break.com, you'll see my picture and see that I've been a member for a couple of years. My old site is stealing from us. Actually I feel a little honored icon_cheesygrin.gif

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 9:30pm

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that motherfucker stole my comment about the gladiator chick on may 23...
http://evilchili.com/inde x/0/1/14/0/
http://www.nothingtoxic.c om/media/12115042...s_Wro ng/comment

shaitan [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 9:49pm

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The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception. (Friedrich Nietzsche) icon_beer.gif

Alpha07 [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 6:37pm

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I dont like Chillies...evil or otherwise... they give me gas... so I'll stick to Nothing Toxic... safer that way... icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Damien [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:20am

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Segways have to be the faggiest form of transportation on the planet.
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Even spring-shoes are way cooler.

essmeluke [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:33am

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Ohhhhhhh ohhhh YEAH! Bite the curb!!!!!

panzerwagon [ban] | Jun 10 08 : 11:39am