Dogs are great !

especially "retrievers".

They are like women, but they listen.

A bitch that will bring you beer and bark for you? sounds like the perfect girlfriend

'Mans Best Friend' for sure!

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. And maybe bring you a beer.

Great girl, bad owner.
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By the way, this is extreme entertainment.

SHe grew up and ripped the shit out of a badger.
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SHe has issues...

now that's a good investment...

NT seems really tame these days.

Almost makes you wonder what that family filter's for.

The problem is that you have the family filter on. To see the dog licking the owner’s balls you have to switch the family filter off.

I keep the family filter off, and the only balls I want to see you licking are mine.

That's a fine ass woman in that avi, bro, BUTT, I believe LLMCH is actually a dude.

Damn, my bad yo, that avi fucked me up.

2 see that U have 2 turn the fantasy filter ON.

That's alright bro, I'll pass.

I bet that dog is drinking his owners beer when they're not around. Maybe he's screwing hif wife too?

BUT!! can she post??

No, but she can dictate a letter. Woof.

top THAT cats
*shakes tiny internet fist at cats*

she looks unhappy.... does he want a dog or a slave? lazy bastard

The owner didn't realize right before this the dog was drinking out of the toilet and licking his ass.

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ha! lol. made me spit beer all over my computer monitor. cervesa to you , numero uno.

Thx! That was the best I could come up with. I made myself laugh to. (to only other time is when I look in the mirrior naked )

BEST DOG EVER!!!! shame my dogs thick as shit else i'd probably teach him to do the same!! and maybe teach him to roll a joint aswell

hahahahaha that's will be awesome!!!!

That's not so smart. My dog has learned all by itself how to shit all over my house and chew my best clothes!

dog people make me sick , by the way i hate peta too , except when those naked girls are protesting fur , then i,m a animal lover.

Save the beavers.

That is so fucking.........resourcef ul. lmfao, oh and cute too blah blah

I'd never make my dog do that shit for me.
That's why I have a wife!

i need 2 train my dog a little better

The only beer in town with froth on the inside and outside of the can

too bad she shook it up. i wish my dog could do that.

Even in the animal kingdom women are still good for getting beers

5 minutes later she dragged in a hooker.

Just hope it wasn't that toothless whore from yesterdays 2nd video

If he trained her well it won't happen.

i dont think my chiwawa or however the fuck you spell that could do that. thats to bad. maybe ill teach him to make me a taco instead, but he is a lazy cunt.

Chihuahua, but you were close.

That dogs smarter than mine it'll get a beer and not fuck any of my cousins (legs)

Ok, Scott. What is this that keeps trying to Download to my HD when I am watching videos here?
It's downloading from A.interclick.com, it's called GetAdPage.aspx, and it is an applocation / octet stream.
You wouldn't be trying to infect us, would you?

Truly man's best friend...

my dog licks my butthole....ohhhh yeahhhhhhh

Best dog ever.

OH MY GOD, ALL MY FREAKING CHIHUAHUA DOES IS BARK, EAT AND SLEEP, I NEED TO GET A REFUND

now if we can get a vid of a woman doing that we would in business

dont think you can train women to do that sort of thing
not enough gray matter to understand
bit slow on the up take

Just get married dickhead!

BIG DEAL - can he mix a "carbomb"??
i thought not !!!

did anyone get a "drunk america" ad go off as soon as the guy said go get my a beer?

no but I got a 'moxiesearch' redirect here on the comment section. I hate to say it but I'm not diggin' how ad-ridden NT is becoming.
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Is Scott getting greedy?

THIS DOG IS SMARTER THAN THE MINORITIES SERVING FOOD AT THE RESTAURANTS

True. Regretfully I went to McDonalds yesterday. You should have heard the only cashier yell out 'kiy get hoo nexx' over and over. When I got up to the plate she couldn't speak a lick of english (illegal/criminal Mexican likely).
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To top it all off she got my order wrong and served me warm orange juice that was filled up 2 thirds of the way.
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Deport every last one.

I love you & I'm black

African American

I'm from Dominican Republic, not Africa. Although my black skin came form ancestors that were from Africa.

...nice man's room he's got there, needs a bigger beer fridge though -might just use that one as a table between the chairs and save Lily a little work.

She looked like she was waiting for him to split the beer with her! Cute Dog

A man and his dog,a match made in heaven!

Gotta love the labrador

I have two Labradors and little bastards dont do that for me I think it might be time for some retraining.....now were did I but that cane.

Nice LCD TV

This dog is smarter than my cousin. Granted, he's retarded, but still. Scott you must be talking about KRYO

Wonder if he taught the dog to put out.
It probably listens to him better than his girlfriend.
Bestiality is legal in parts of South America shouldn't be a bad future.

My dog does the same thing, except he opens the beer and drinks it himself, then he burps in my face and laughs.

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that dog very sexi. i like to make sweet love to it. she like me too

One thing that surprises me more is the bad taste in furniture and carpet he has and the giant plasma screen tv...

Wow, thats amazing if only my girlfriend could learn to do that....

that dog is more useful than ggallin1

Yah me too and penis your comment is over the top LoL

Whats the next trick going to be? Bend over girl?

thats lame.. my ole lady can do that and i dont have to asking. all i say is go get me a beer bitch before i kick you in your shins and pull your panties up your ass and over your head.

sorry i didn't read this one before. good one!

You are a very sick minded person.

It’s a lot easier to train a woman to fetch a beer.

You'd be surprised

AAAhhaha. I was hoping someone would call me out on that so I could call them out on their stupidity. I've said it before and I'll say it again, for those who are a little slow.
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MEXICAN ISN'T A RACE.
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So why are you crying Racism? Mexican is a nationality. It just makes you look stupid. It didn't get deleted for the same reason all these America-haters comments don't get deleted. It's not a race. Don't get me wrong, you douche, I don't hate Mexicans, I hate illegals. I love Legals. If it just so happens that most people that cross the border illegally are mexican, well, that's their fault not mine. It just so happens 1 in ten are of middle eastern descent and even more are from Gautemala and Honduras, El Salvador, Etc.
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God, this isn't the first time some retard has said some shit like this, and probably won't be the last. I'm getting fucking fed up with dipshits like you.

yea mexican isn't a race but the comment "cashier yell out 'kiy get hoo nexx' " is hateful towards that person & anybody of latin decent. your using semantics to hide your prejudice. try & find something else that i "worded" wrong in your eyes hopefully my comment filled your pathetic want of
"AAAhhaha. I was hoping someone would call me out on that so I could call them out on their stupidity."

prejudice my ass. What part of the word 'illegal' don't you get? Give me a fuckin' break. So by that logic I can go and smoke a blunt in public becaus apparently illegal means nothing to you. To you I can just go kill somkeone straight up, in front of dozens of people because the illegal factor has nothing to do with it. God, pull your head out of your fuckin' ass man.

boy you need to check again, thats 1 thing i dont like youll see some one brown skined, so he is mex, first of all ALOT of the plp that cross the border are from central america, not ALL of them are mex, so why da fuk does evry person confusse every spanish pers with beign mex, god plp chek again, i hate it when they see plp and the 1st thing they ask is "r u mex" they could be freaking chinese, but no, they got to be mex, and "kiy get hoe nexx" is not spanish, learn it fisrt PENDEJO, yeap i xpect a comment back from you, but dont hate cuz i understand both languages

How retarded must you be to confuse Chinese with Mexican?

what disturbs me, kind of, is talking about hating illegals. Hating or not hating a person because of paperwork is ok, but it's definitely not enlightened. Perhaps you need to stop watching Lou Dobbs for awhile and pick up the peace pipe.

Oh shut the fuck up man. Maybe you should start watching a little bit more Lou Dobbs and while you're at it a bit a Micheal Fuckin' Savage because he'd talk some sense into your ignorant brain. The southern border isn't a revolving door - come and go as you please type of thing. What in the fuck are you thinking? There are thousands if not millions of people that would love to live in this country and you're trying to tell me that we should let in all these retarded Spanish speaking pieces of shit because they want to be here? Nope, there's a line right over there, go stand in it you scumbags, just like everyone else does who doesn't share a border with us. MY. FUCKIN GOD.

First of all, who the fuck still listens to michael savage? , second, what the fuck are you talking about? It seems you have an entire point of view that is simply a projection of your prejudice mixed with -shit i don't know- meth???
First of all, my point isn't about open borders, it's about hating people or not hating people. If anything, i would argue the borders should be sealed for security purposes at least. No one implied a revolving door for non-citizens.
you need to chill the fuck out, right now you're going looney tunes.

First of all, my point isn't about open borders, it's about hating people or not hating people. If anything, i would argue the borders should be sealed for security purposes at least. No one implied a revolving door for non-citizens.
you need to chill the fuck out, right now you're going looney tunes.
Umm, I'll have you know that he's the third most listened to radio host in the country, and his site recieves millions of hits weekly. Like I said, prejudice my ass, I just don't like people who perpetually piss all over our laws. Do you know how many Americans have died do to illegal aliens since 9/11, 50 plus thousand. Read that again, Fifty fuckin thousand. It's not just that, there's a whole slew of reasons for me to despise them. I could go on all day about reasons they fuckin' piss me off. Like every time I go into a Mexican restuarant and I get the Stink eye from some dipshit Criminal Mexican because I don't speak SPANISH, and have a bitch of a time trying to decipher his broken English. This is fuckin America, LEARN FUCKIN' ENGLISH. And every fucking stupid Mexican bitch droppin' as many anchor babies as she can because she gets money from the govt' from all of t hem. Are you kidding me, that's why people have kids now, for money? And all of them leaching off our taxmoney for their education and their health care. I could pull up a figure but I don't want to waste that much time on somebody like you, hell I"ve spent enough time owning you already. You obviouisly haven't spent a whole lot of time studying this issue, and neither has that dipshit 'mr. cynical' below you. I read about it FUCKIN DAILY. I folder packed full of links that will prove your bitchass otherwise, so challenge me to a debate on II, I fuckin' dare you.

Well I have to clarify, my comment starts at the word 'umm'. Normally I copy+paste peoples' comments who I'm replying to into mine and erase it afterward so as to eliminate all the scrolling up and down to rebuke each sentence, but I neglected to erase your comment.
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Also typo at the end, I mean to say 'I have a folder' no 'I folder'. My mistake.

First of all, I commend your attempt to make sense of your racist BS for all of these nice people.
Also, i'm slightly impressed you're willing to respond to your critics, since you believe your opinion is so obvious.
As far as michael savage is concerned, he hasn't been on the air round here for awhile now, hence: who still listens to him?
Your complaints about mexicans are, at best, racist and ignorant, and at worst, fucking stupid!
50,000 people died because of illegal aliens since 911? what are you talking about? how did they die? from spending too much time in the sun playing minute men? That doesn't make sense.
Another thing. trip out: you spent all of this energy saying that you only hate the illegal part of the immigrant flow, yet you regressed back to your racist comments describing how you become frustrated interacting with these people (whom you wouldn't even know if they were ACTUALLY illegal, just non-English speaking). What if the people you unflatteringly described WERE CITIZENS, yet they still didn't speak English, wouldn't that be their right (since you're all about the law)? How do YOU know they are illegal?
Because you profile and pre-judge. I don't blame you because i'm guilty of that too, but at least be AWARE of the way you think. know yourself. You don't like these people because they are different than you, and you hide behind the premise that it's all because you're a patriot. they are different than you! does that scare you????
BOO!
You wrote: We're in America, learn fucking english.
I've lived here all of my life, in America. and you know, it's funny: I learned spanish first, through my parents---HERE!!!
here!!!!!!here!!!! spanish first- HERE, in the fucking USA!!!!
think about that. saying we're in America doesn't mean shit. I learned it HERE!!! I also learned English, here! NOT IN FUCKING ENGLAND!
You, are a hater in every sense of the word. why? because your "American" culture passed down by your parents wasn't enough for you to feel adaquate amongst strangers. btw, my parents have never been illegals, but i bet that doesn't matter to you, because what you really hate is not those who lack paperwork, it's people who are not like you. asshole.
(i threw the last word in because I thought it would be funny )

the owner will have it killing badgers next week.

my last comment went out to toxicity, not trying to offend any one else

the same trick is done at the beginning of i think crusty demons 3, really inspired me.....to kick my dogs ass for not getting me beers

That dogs wants beer thats how he trained this dog..

Why the fuck are all you dipshits arguing about race when the fucking video is about some badass dog that gets beers? She's better than most women, she doesn't bitch about the fridge in the living room.(I need one in mine!)
So comment on the video at hand or shut the fuck up!!!!!!

lol
I would say "PAW"
And squeeze his paw and see his reaction
I do this to most dogs i've come across
Some bite - But not that hard - Since most i meet are friendly and happy to see me or anyone else
I have a baby german shepherd - And he's cool
I don't like taking care of him- I give him food and water and let him roam the house - he's cool
It's like i'm his father or something
Bastard wont leave me alone - Always near me

godammit!
somebody had to cry racism!
now the dog will want affirmative action and reparations!
no way i will ever vote for obama-nation!

why are you offended?
the law clearly states you are more equal than me!
you should be happy!

man!!
c'mon climb up that evolutionary tree!!
you can do it!

its not impresive..., i can do that too

COOOOLL

How about you were being racists to latinos. Oh shit!

Yeah, but can it chop up and pack a cone for ya?
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No sir, I'm gonna throw the book at you, according to dictionary.com racism is defined as hatred or intolerance of another race or other races. Nationality has nothing to do with it, but even if it did, it wouldn't matter because like I said above, I don't have Mexicans, I hate ILLEGALS. I don't give a flying fuck where they're from, I hate them solely based on one single trait, they crossed out border illegally. I don't care if they're white, black, yellow, brown, red, grey, I don't give a shit. They could be greek, Finnish, Chinese, South African, Chilean, Canadian, Jamaican, frankly skin color has nothing to do with it, so quit making it sound like it does and I'm some kind of inbred racist fuck. I get told that so fucking much when I piss and moan about stupid leeching pieces of shit illegal aliens, that I'm some kind of racist and I have no right to be calling them out on their bullshit, give me a fuckin break, everyone who calls me a racist for something like that is obviously uneducated.

****'hate'. Not have.

Maybe you should have looked up race. Race is any of the traditional divisions of humankind, or any people united by common history, language, cultural traits. I'm pretty sure Mexicans are united by common history, language and cultural traits.
Again, I don't live in America, but I don't have any opinion on the whole illegal alien thing.

No dude, I said, DICTIONARY DOT FUCKIN COM. I don't know which dictionary you consulted but in my book racism has to do with SKIN COLOR.
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I don't have anything against you but you're driving at a faulty point. Good day to you sir.

I cant get my girlfriend to shut up for 2 seconds, what is this guys secret. I'll trade him my girl for the dog...

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i probably believe this, till i see the dog doing pedicure to his owner...

Quit throwin' around the word 'racist', Illegals aren't a race and you know it. You're just so biased and partisan on the Illegal Immigration issue to admit it. I mean come on, how can you really argue that illegal immigrants are a race? Seriously. If you honestly think that, I'm not going to read another word of what you say, ever, because it's so damn irrational I'm about to shit myself.
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Well it is pretty obvious if you've ever sat down and thought about it long and hard, which I have. Like I said, I read about this issue daily, I'm not trying to pat myself on the back too hard here but I know what's up on the whole II sitch.
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I don't know where you live but radio stations switch lineups all the time, inevitably someone's going to be bumped. That has nothing to do with his relevance and credibility, he's broadcasted on 300+ radio stations throughout the country and the number is only going up. So don't give me that crap, just because he was bumped from your broadcasting station doesn't mean his message is dying, when in actuality it's growing.
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Like I said, you're in no place to be throwing around words like ignorant and racist, These honest hard-working Americans died due to drunk driving car accidents, gang hits, MS-13 gang warfare, drug smugglers, human smugglers, ransom kidnappings, home intrusions, car accidents, straight up homicide, straight up rape/murders, killing border control agents, and probably some others I'm failing to remember. Yep, 50....fuckin....thousand. You can't try and defend illegals for that can you?
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That doesn't even make sense, how do you know that they aren't illegal? Minnesota, my state, is statistically 'moderately saturated', and we're in the far North, so don't try and tell me that there is no chance of them being illegals. In fact just a couple of weeks ago they had a pretty big bust in the town I live in, in fact the biggest in history, I believe 48 in 1 fuckin house. So don't try and feed me that bullshit. No that thing in parenthases...I would know them if they were actually illegal. Because there are illegals in this country everywhere. And it's not like they can't get jobs. So basically what you're inferring by that statement that if you're illegal, you wouldn't be in this country and therefore, I wouldn't have come into contact with them had they actually been illegal. WTF? I'm mean, have you been to a Home Depot lately?
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If they were citizens and they don't speak the language, well it's not a law to speak English but it will severelyl hinder your ability to succeed. I mean, if you want to sit back and work in some shit job all your life and live a life of mediocrity, well that's your choice. But you're also placing a burden on everyone you come into contact to and and believe me, I've met plenty of people that REALLY resent it. English is our language, this isn't Mexico. Every other immigrant that comes to America whether it be Russian, Chinese, Somalian, Moroccan, Latvian, Brazilian, learns English. Why not illegals? Why? Because they refuse to assimilate in the least, I mean it's one thing if you learn our language but still speak Espanol, but to completely refuse to learn English downright pisses me off. Just get up off your lazy ass and learn it god damnit.
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I don't know their illegal. However, is it too far of a stretch to assume that they would be, A hispanic woman that speaks broken English. I don't know about you but that fits the bill a bit better than an Caucasian guy speaking German. Am I incorrect in making such an assumption? I mean, they're living right under our noses, you don't know which one is illegal and which one isn't. You have no idea, so don't give me that shit.
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Ok this next one has to be the worst point you have made to date. I don't like them because they're different than me. I'VE HAD MEXICAN FRIENDS IN THE PAST. Black friends, Muslim friends, Asian friends, European friends. Because they're different than me. Who the fuck do you think you are saying that to me? You're just one of those people that think that just because I'm anti-illegal immigration I'm some type of 'racist redneck'. People who ridicule me like you do love throwin' around that word 'redneck'. My God.
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If you're of Mexican NATIONALITY, not race, it doesn't surprise me that your parents taught you Espanol first.
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Feel adequate amongst strangers? HAHAHA. America is perhaps the most diverse nation in the planet, so that point doesn't hold water whatsoever, I've met and befriended people of every race and creed, so you're dead wrong. Keep saying it to yourself though, because hell, it's right if you think so eh?
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Lastly, so you're a Mexican. Not surprising, because nobody else on the planet gives a flying fuck about this issue. Think about it, you never see any groups like 'Australians for Illegal Immigration' or 'Latvians for the Progress of Foreign Nationals'. Why? Because illegals are the primary recipients of the benefits of Illegal immigration, thats why you only get some guff about it from they themselves and their brethren. It it was a real human rights issue you'd hear about it from every god damn corner of the world. But it's not. The only right any illegal has being here is to exit that'away. In your defence I must say if your parents came here legally, well I commend them, but your defence of Illegals sickens me and I hate how you try and classify it under the guise of 'racism', 'xenophobia', 'prejudice', or 'ignorance'.
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Give. Me. A. Break.....

This is in response to TRUONE, the long one he posted above, I don't know why it wasn't below his, but NT fucked up.
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"Biggest in the history of the state"***
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Also there's a couple of other typos. You'll probably get it though.

@ Toxicity (aka eveyone's bitch)
It's funny how you didn't say a damn thing about the Native Americans. You piece of shit!

Wow! Facinating. I'm laughing in my seat! I can't believe it. Nothing to do with the topic at hand, but WITHOUT reading my last response, I know for a fact that i have been misquoted a number of times. Again, I could defend and a attack on this subject as long as there is compelling critical thinking involved.
However, though usually i prefer to stick to the topic at hand. There is really NOTHING I COULD SAY WHEN I'm not being understood, or I'm being misquoted. Have you ever had a pscho-exgirlfriend? I have. That's what misquoting me in such a manner reminds me of; it reminds me of psycho-exgirlfriend(s). Sorry.
Ok. one paragraph at a time.
Illegal immigrants are not a race. agreed. I use the term racist because, the issue you describe MAINLY is not problems associated with the results of undocumented people, it's of them not fitting into your personal agenda (going to mc donalds, etc.).
On being up to date... It's nothing new that programs we watch on tv or radio have their own agendas also. The news PICKS and CHOOSES what they will cover. And as people with rights and free-will, we PICK and CHOOSE what we will follow. If you, yourself have an agenda- and you fill your entertainment with similar views, it can only serve to perpetuate, and in this case, exasterbate the situation or your thinking.
As far as radio goes, savage is out- Tom Leykis is in. That's just my opinion, whatever. As far as views like yours growing through public broadcasts: the economy is bad, so where do you think the word scapegoat came from? What do you think it means?
Now, your fourth paragraph was absolutely nonsense. By far your worst argument so far. 50, 000 people dead over illegals? Over my dead body (that's a joke, chill out). All I have to say is MILK should be banned. Studies have shown that almost everyone who has ever lived in the modern world that has died, has- at one point, drank milk; therefore milk is the culprit and should be banned. nonsense. By the way, about ten years ago- I had my jaw broken by a drunk driver who was also illegal and even tried to run, but was caught. That sucks, but his documented status was hardly the issue at hand. a few years ago, a drunk trucker plowed through a fourteen year old girl in my hometown and dragged her a quarter-mile to her death. He was a citizen. So fucking what? this arguement you make is nonsense.
Paragraph 5- Huh? really. i've read it a few times... huh?
as for the rest of your rant... fine, they don't speak english- there's a good chance they are undocumented. I won't argue that too much. fine.
Finally, I'll tell you why i get "involved" in this illegal argument. Not because i'm mexican, per se. It's because the media is only feeding you one side of the story. If you make a blatantly racist comment. I may or may not comment on it. If you are using "reasoning" as a way to spread your ignorance, I must call you on your fallacies. if you are hating on the very people that I find (at restaurants, for example) giving me and my family love because I show them love, then I think your anger is misdirected. Yes, I have been around illegal people all my life as an American born citizen, and MOST of the complaints you and others make regarding illegals is NOT the reality that I have seen FIRST hand. How can I ignore people that have given me love all of my life? What kind of person would I be to not defend people that are truly not just statistics, but real people, when a surge of hatred is being perpetuated? A yellow bellied coward that doesn't stand up for his people is worth less than a person without his papers. What would a patriot like yourself say about a coward that doesn't defend what he sees, or even his people?
Yes, the border NEEDS to be secured for security reasons at least. that's a problem of our country. If that's what pisses you off, hate your country.
If that's what pisses you off, hate your country. But how can you blame the people for just being people? Because if your household and/or country went to shit, but Canada was the source of the good life. Where would you take your family? Now what if Canada rejected you through paperwork, but your family was still hungry? Now, out of respect for Canada, would you decide not to go?
Believe it or not, i ain't mad at ya. let's smoke a joint.

If only all bitches would do that.

This is a video with a dog getting his owner a fucking beer! How did this become a god damn race war? Is everything on NT racial? Holy shit if I posted a video of me on the toilet taking a shit I bet some retard would turn it into a racial comment somehow, calm the fuck down people, you're taking life way too seriously.

animals rule, thats why they are called mans best friend,

does she suck his dick, too?

good dog