Comments - Why You Shouldnt Stand Too Close to a Pinata

category: Funny | views: 50253 | posted on: 06/06/2008

No candy came out of his face. Hit him again.

JESTERKING [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:01am

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liacon [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:05am

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Yeah you win, you're #1. And your prize is
Nothing icon_frown.gif
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After this last week I don't know if I feel like that kid that got hit or like the pinata icon_sad.gif

JESTERKING [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:10am

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I WON SATISFACTION icon_cool.gif

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:15am

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you won a deleted comment ass wipe. icon_rolleyes.gif

JESTERKING [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:17am

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still somethin icon_confused.gif get laid pms girl

zykron [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 2:17pm

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No actually you won one of these:
http://home.gwi.net/~rdf/ imagesfrombandwid...inger _flame.jpg - icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif
FIRSTPOSTERSSUCKASS

nodnarb [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:03am

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pretty sure i did hear an adult say dont stand to close... but i can garentee there is no candy in that pinata

scottie2high [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:04am

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that is what the greedy little fuck gets icon_stoned.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:04am

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Skeet, skeet, skeet, "IN YO FACE !". Dick. icon_cool.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:07am

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You have to take a little bit of stick as a kid! get over it, buy your own sweets rather than scrounge and you won't get hurt!

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:07am

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Walk it off, candy-ass. icon_cheesygrin.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:07am

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liacon [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:20am

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Well thank you sir icon_beer.gif lets see how long it takes me to fuck up again icon_sad.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:23am

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Welcome home bud. icon_beer.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:27am

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got let out to play? are you a man or a mouse? icon_stoned.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

liacon [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:38am

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In order to keep peace in the house, sometimes I'm a mouse.
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Hey I made a rhyme right on time.
I'm a poet don't you know it. icon_cool.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:10am

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Am I missing something? Were you grounded & put on a timeout?

TRUONE [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:18am

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I looked at your avatar, then I read your comment. The irony!

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:41pm

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And you shouldn't show it. icon_biggrin.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:34am

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It's hardly that serious, dude. Try to post and have fun and forget the bullshit and we'll try to do the same...We like having you around. icon_beer.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:54am

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Do you honestly believe a fuck-up will be noticed in this crowd? Good luck! icon_beer.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:00am

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^^Oops, that comment was@Liacon. icon_cheesygrin.gif

zykron [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 3:53pm

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More importantly, do you think that a fuckup would go unnoticed, no matter how small?
Hint: See your recent "Oops" mishap. ^ icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

bultra [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:16am

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People who admire mexicans deserve this to happen to them icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

cucarachito [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 8:12am

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^
there's actually people out there that admire mexicans? WHERE?!?
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....and, you all heard of the 'ugly stick'? ...well there you have it.

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 7:15pm

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SHREK58 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:16am

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What the kids didn't know is that the second pinyata was full of vegetables and homework assignments!

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:16am

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At least he now knows that candy sticks are bad for your teeth. icon_beer.gif

larryvee [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:23am

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Pinata is Spanish for headache.

itizme [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:28am

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POP goes the weezel. sorry ,thats all that came to mind icon_biggrin.gif icon_biggrin.gif

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 3:10pm

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Cause the weezal goes POP! icon_cheesygrin.gif

HarklyBarkly [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:35am

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Hahaha,stick to the face,bet you he was not expecting that one icon_smile.gif icon_biggrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:39am

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shit happens , i just got out of bed

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 4:48am

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Wasn't it at least a little surprising that candy didn't fall out of HER? -

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:01am

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When I was a kid we didnt get any of this pinata shit!
We were poor.
All we got was to put a real donkey up and hit it with a stck.
And we never got any candy either-
just donkey guts.
And we were grateful.
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kidsthesedays

slamdawg9 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:19am

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And we walked to school every day barefooted, in the snow. Uphill, both ways. icon_cheesygrin.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:48am

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You're on a roll today GG! I don't know if anybody else is laughing at you but I am........I mean laughing WITH you........no it's at you icon_sad.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 11:45am

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Take some medication, buddy. If you talk any more out of your ass, you might be at risk of sounding intelligent.
Let me know how your ass talking fund raising goes for Obama's convertible. I'll be happy to donate to your Shit-Talking Fund.
When our boys come home, let's get them to kill all liberals. We don't hate enough people, let's kill our next door neighbors. Fuckin' brilliant.

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 12:31pm

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killyourself
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TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 12:57pm

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Did you spend the last 20 minutes coming up with that line? Fuck you, chump.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 1:31pm

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TurboGuy on Jun 6 08 : 1:45pm wrote:
Take some medication, buddy. If you talk any more out of your ass, you might be at risk of sounding intelligent.
Let me know how your ass talking fund raising goes for Obama's convertible. I'll be happy to donate to your Shit-Talking Fund.
When our boys come home, let's get them to kill all liberals. We don't hate enough people, let's kill our next door neighbors. Fuckin' brilliant.
Did it take you 20 fucking minutes to type all of that CRAP?!?! It MUST have considering your poke stick is broken & you have to drool on the keyboard to communicate! And speaking of talking out of your ass, If I wanted any shit out of you I would Squeeze your fucking head! Go back to licking windows you were understood more then! icon_rolleyes.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 1:45pm

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Why don't you let your fuck-buddy speak for himself? Unless you've got your dick shoved down his throat, then I'll understand. Keep your face clean, Scotty... No one can tell when you're nose has shit on it.

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 3:20pm

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Having a bad day? Those last two sentences to S2H were LOW, bro. icon_sad.gif

rascoil [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 2:16pm

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Be careful Scotty, I think that guy is a real life R. Kelly but pirate. He keeps bringing up gay shit. You know it is ok if he wants to come out, we want think no more of him then we already do. Best just not to reply to him just let him hang himself. I am sure he will even bring his own rope. icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 2:31pm

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I don't recall bringing up any more gay shit than you, Emile. Ratatouille was a movie about French rats. The thing is, I've watched the movie a dozen times... For some reason, the ending is just so predictable.

rascoil [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 3:15pm

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Racism, spam and other (trolling) will result in permanent ban. Your time is short. enjoy it while you can. icon_stoned.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 3:18pm

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Thanks for the warning. Let's see how how long that works out for you... As I recall GG was the one banned here. icon_razz.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:29pm

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I'd rather have been banned than A-bombed (2X).
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fuckyoushitbagsuckitgoody oucumguzzlingqueen
-GG

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:48pm

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Since we're only talking about how big your dick is, enjoy it while you you're ripping out a fetus and licking your fingers.
yourejustsowittyyoumadski llzelectricpipelayer

rascoil [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:56pm

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You want me to rent you 2 a room. NT could sure use the new vids. icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 7:51pm

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Radioactive dutch boy hair cut turbo gay is all upset.
Everyone look out or he may throw all 130 lbs. into his fury and say something like 'di di mow' and eat a cat!
LOOK OUT FOR TURBO GAY WHEN HE GETS PISSED!!!
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healsomakesonehellofalady boy

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 8:55am

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My turbo cut flat top can't be nearly as dangerous as your random and highly entertaining - I don't have anything to post. Oh yeah I hope Member XXXX dies.

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 5:04pm

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Saying stupid shit doesn't make it funny. Fine. Whatever.

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 6:11pm

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were you talking?
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TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 6:15pm

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No, I was typing. But I think I heard an asshole fart. Sounded chunky.

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 8 08 : 7:01pm

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I want to make out with you on video.

TetsuoShima [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 12:41pm

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We didn't have pinata's either. Just rice, and a whole shitload of it.

westies07 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:21am

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whacked right around chops!!!! icon_lol.gif

jitwad [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:28am

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Parents fault! Anyone who has been around a pinata KNOWS that you need to stay waaaaayyyy back.
Eye candy?

Azuredrake [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 5:53am

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I think just for fun one time, I'm gonna get a pinata, hang it up and let the kids whack on it until it bursts. Did I mention I won't put any candy in it? When the kids look disappointed, I'll blame it on the fatest kid in the circle and watch the mayhem.

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:04am

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whichone was the pinata?? icon_beer.gif

dorkhater7 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:11am

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heres a good idea, lets blindfold someone and tell them to swing a bat, then stand realllllll close to them, its like a twisted game of dodge ball

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:25am

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Wouldn't it be funny to make a pinata wrapped in carbon fiber? Even the adults can have a swing at it. icon_lol.gif

ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 8:04pm

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How about a pinata filled with death sentence pardons for anti-communist college students in china?
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chokeonthatyoucunt

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 11:34am

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How about you see how far my fist fits up your ass. icon_cheesygrin.gif
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ggallin1 [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 8:02pm

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Did I ever tell you the story about my Grandfather's
"trophy" from Okinawa?
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TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 8 08 : 9:28am

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Should I care? Aren't all your war stories second hand rejects from the cheap seats? icon_lol.gif

VengeSigie [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:44am

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so is that a triple kill?

FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 7:15am

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That will teach him to be a kid..having fun..at a party. icon_neutral.gif

rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 7:24am

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Those are little Native-American kids from the Smack-a-ho tribe.

deleted user [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 7:31am

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pikemaster [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 7:50am

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BANG ! hold that cunt

MIKKKE [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 8:27am

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HEADSHOT!

baildon bantam [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 8:37am

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im english so is that a home run?