Wouldn't it be funny to make a pinata wrapped in carbon fiber? Even the adults can have a swing at it.

How about a pinata filled with death sentence pardons for anti-communist college students in china?

chokeonthatyoucunt

How about you see how far my fist fits up your ass.
youdprobablyenjoythatwoul dntyouyouteabaggingcocksu cker

Did I ever tell you the story about my Grandfather's
"trophy" from Okinawa?

Should I care? Aren't all your war stories second hand rejects from the cheap seats?

i cannot count the number of times ive seen parents telling kids to standback cus they too damn eager but maybe this is the only way they will learn hahah

pinatas can be pain magnets