Comments - Remains of a Poor Guy Who Died Alone in a Desert

category: Bizarre | views: 55117 | posted on: 06/05/2008

As opposed to dying alone in a dessert. That would just be funny.

slash [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:06am

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abracadaver

chrisgreen49 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:46pm

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he didnt have my most recent invention with him,INSTANT POWDERED WATER.when in the desert and dying of thirst ,break out the instant powdered water and just add water ,hey presto instant water!

lade [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:10am

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That sounds sweet. To die in a dessert. At least you don't go down hungry icon_beer.gif

8039 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:54am

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Haha yeah i noticed the extra s too icon_lol.gif

deleted user [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:02am

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8039 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 9:31am

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Now i just feel stupid icon_wink.gif

zykron [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:43am

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Big wide-areal views, like walking on the beach, it's all there.

Botoman [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:14am

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How do we know he was poor?

burlap85 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:18am

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well, if the dude was well off, he would clearly hire a private jet to come pick him up. or at least invest in a sat phone so he could have called mum and ask if she could come get him when it was time to go home and watch sex and the city

slash [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:18am

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Botoman on Jun 5 08 : 6:14am wrote:
How do we know he was poor?
he could only afford 1 arm

justgonnastay [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 12:53pm

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Good question! And is that really a desert? It could be a beach just as easily? For that matter, how do we even know he died alone? And how do we know he died where the body was found? Was foul play involved? Could he have been killed elsewhere and the body dumped there? And how . . .
Oh, wow. I've been watching waaaaaayy too much CSI.

biteme [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:16am

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Thanks, but we didn't really need a video. A still photo would have served just as well.

Fockbox [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:18am

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Ah dude, I wish I was that thin.

Krazy [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:20am

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Lets hope it was that cunt that keeps slagging off England and America icon_cheesygrin.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:22am

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I would be so tempted to build up some nice shaped tits out of sand on his chest!!!

slash [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:27am

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hes not dead hes buried up to his neck and he has stuffed some old clothes with pillows icon_beer.gif prankster icon_lol.gif

Calang [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:27am

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I don't have a bulge like that, and I'm alive!

Pumekuhp [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:35am

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I think he had a heart attack while making sand angels. I could be wrong.

deleted user [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:39am

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slash [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 7:41pm

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Red6ixx on Jun 5 08 : 7:39am wrote:
sand angels? never get the chance for them here - only snow ones - we do have a beach but no fcukin way would i risk getting near the water - freeze my nuts off if i did.
if the waters too cold for a scot wot cahnce do we have icon_beer.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:40am

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Looks like he's got a water retention problem. icon_lol.gif

TRUONE [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:42am

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At least now he could have a proper burial. bless his soul. Not the corpse, but the penis of the guy who found him.

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:44am

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He got turned into Jerky!! icon_cheesygrin.gif

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:47am

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Hey I made one of those in kindy and mom got it for mother's day.

slash [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:53am

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unaware of hidden paparazzi a sunbathing amy winehouse is caught without her beehive icon_beer.gif

Buster Hymen [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:59am

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You see I died in the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
cause there aint no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la, la la, la la. La, la, la icon_rolleyes.gif

highroller74 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 2:50pm

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America?? icon_confused.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:17am

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what a way to go.

rednek1947 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:19am

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Mummy....is that you Mummy? Where's my breakfast?

Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:20am

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NASA video release: we've just landed on Mars and found evidence of Martian lifeforms ... no, it's not fake - how dare you!! icon_beer.gif

Daxloth [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:22am

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He's not alone, Jurassic Park told me those are pack hunters..

en jaywest [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:25am

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if he was in the middle of the desert or some other far-off place, what were these people doing there?

Earth Nelson [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:39pm

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...filming another lunar landing

double stroke [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:35am

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he died with his boots off and a hard on

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:36am

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QUICK! Call Indy before those poachers get here! icon_eek.gif

paintedhorse [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:44am

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hes just sleeping , isnt he

Iron Man [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:02am

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I wonder if he got sand trapped in his asscrack? icon_beer.gif

iDosay [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:15am

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Apparently he never watched Man vs Wild icon_stoned.gif

EQYPTT [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 12:37pm

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Yeah, if he had only pee'd on his shirt and then wrapped it around his head everything would of been ok. ...Or we would of had evidence that terrorists are crossing the Mexico-American border. icon_biggrin.gif

NUIYZ [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:28am

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looks like he's trapped in Carbonite

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:29am

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i know they all want to come to the US , but that's what happens when you try to crosS the border....POOR CANADIAN .. icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

Killerdude [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:35am

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I blame the camel jockeys.
If they werent molesting them maybe he could have hitched a ride... icon_rolleyes.gif

talltee19 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 6:35am

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Desert Glory; well, not for him though.. icon_neutral.gif

rascoil [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 7:13am

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drive about 40 miles out of Vegas you can see that shit all day long icon_stoned.gif

LoveThyMexican [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 7:25am

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WHY IS NO ONE PERFORMING CPR?!?!?!?!?!?

BEERMAN [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 7:27am

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shudda had some GATORADE icon_eek.gif
If he's dead - how cum he still gotta boner?????
(jess tryin ta help calang feel better icon_cheesygrin.gif )

Fweezabird [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:00am

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This poor man wasn't a refugee from Mexico. He was from China. And he darned near made it too.

accord43 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:03am

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ya, so, hans solo frozen in carbonite. icon_cheesygrin.gif

leviathan47 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:20am

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lets make him look like a mermaid

DirtyWhiteVagina [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:27am

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If this happened to me, I would change my name to SANDY!

ScottyCarter [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 8:56am

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Poor fucker

JoeyLad [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 9:25am

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Sad that really..

neebuz [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 9:56am

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^not realy i was hoping to see a man face down in a trifel icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

neebuz [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 10:47am

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triffel

nudnud [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 10:01am

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I think he's dead, would you agree?

baildon bantam [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 10:35am

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nothin a bath and a big mac wont solve! icon_cheesygrin.gif

indyman911 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 10:53am

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well, now I have a new place to park my bike icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

tobby [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 11:16am

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i like playing in my sand box

reverv [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 11:17am

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They say he was a real Star Wars fan. He wanted to end up like Han Solo frozen in Carbonite.....

RolledTight [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 11:37am

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If only he had ended up there a month later, then he would have died with like 30 people around.

CommentGuy [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 12:10pm

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He fell asleep tanning

dreadlock [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 1:25pm

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noob icon_stoned.gif

boredinhb [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 1:43pm

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Never wander alone in a desert, wise words

thumpic [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:19pm

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is that Andre the Giant?

Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:19pm

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what's with the boner and a huge breast? icon_neutral.gif

jcp517 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:26pm

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Must have been a big cat that left him there.

vincepatrick [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:28pm

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how to do the backstroke in a mirage

cableguy2762 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 3:44pm

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That what happens when you drink to much and decide to go for a walk. icon_beer.gif

jitwad [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 4:02pm

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Someone's thirsty.

NYCP3L [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:37pm

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you know that 15,000 year old mummy they found in like the alps awhile back...well if this person wasnt discovered something like that couldve happened

Biggles [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 5:52pm

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MOM? are you pissed again!!!!

eds_09 [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 9:19pm

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this is basically what the inside of Hillary Clinton's vagina looks like icon_rolleyes.gif

mcdeez [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 9:44pm

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shit, they found hon solo!!

inthebuttbob [ban] | Jun 5 08 : 11:03pm

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Another face on Mars.

sharifah [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 6:58am

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just another body in the desert icon_mad.gif

toolboox [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 12:44pm

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FAKE....FAKE....HOAX....I TS A MANNEKIN.... icon_wink.gif

krener [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 7:58am

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Died of skin cancer me reckons icon_lol.gif

Interpolation [ban] | Jun 7 08 : 8:38am

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'Exit light, enter night. Take my hand. Its off to never never land'.

Kaos2008 [ban] | Jun 11 08 : 11:31pm

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Almost looks like a sand castle with a touch of airbrushed paint applied to it.
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Wierd I know.
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