"Next time on Epic Oldies, Fred breaks his hip!"

=cucarachito when he's older

sounds as if he borrowed the guy w/ the cameras scooter, cause by the way he talked and the noises he made man he must of been handicapped

scott i cant help u with being 83 but ill grant your second wish if u dont post some better vids

It was probably doing shit like that which put him in the cart in the first place.

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Wheezy rider?

geezer rider?

I thought old people were only good for being door stops and speed bumps. Now entertainment to. Way to go old folks!

i am spazticus

I knew drinking and driving was entertaining.

83, and can still get it up!
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What's more, it attracts applause.

i think he needs to go back into the 'ol trick bag and pull out something entertaining.

Death is high on the list...

not exactly 'easy rider' but you've got to work with what you've got

this is the best any of us can hope for when we get old , hes cool

do you know who peter stringfellow and hugh hefner are? that's pretty much the best an old man can do

your right , they are at the top of the moutain

IT IS A LONG CLIMB MY CHILD.

Grandpa's hitting the switches & got that three wheel motion ! After that he hit the bus stop & picked up some bitches, got some forties & creeped through Compton!

...took another sip of the potion hit the two-wheel motion...

Girls all stand by waiting just to say Hi, does he stop? No he just rolls by

I wonder if he has beats on that thing!

Dumb ass should have been out in the parking lot instead of a busy mall. At least he won't be putting someone else in a wheelchair. There's going to be hell to pay if he breaks his grandmother's scooter.

To bad he didn't crash threw the glass and it chopped his head off and rolled in the basket That would be a video worth watching...

Wait, I'm starting to see something in my crystal ball here; ".....hmm, ...cheifdon?......."fat americans"...... This doesn't bode well.

if he can do that, the asshole can walk too...

who said he couldnt walk??????

That is one seriously tuned scooter,wonder if he could smoke up those 5inch rims. I see a reality show starting from this called"Pimp my scooter cause I am to fat to walk"

@Sgt. Gunny
You asked me a question previously, and I answered. Click on your avatar, and down the bottom of that page is what's called 'shoutbox', where we members can all speak to each other

when i grow old i wanna be jsut like him =D

For my next performance I will wipe my own ars. Drum roll please.

Rollin down the street smokin' endo sippin' on gin an juice!

tax payers money well spent

When i grow up grandpa i wanna be just like you

fat guy had too many meals on wheels

I'd sooooooooooo love to see one of them struck by lightening and fuck off at 300mph

cool

that's sick.

Great moves by the old man! And what does he win!!?? He wins a few more months of life! WOOOOO!!!

I guess he missed the Shriners' farm team and had to go solo.

Damn!! that son of a bitch stole my magic hover-round i must kill him and retrieve it

That trick would be much harder if he didn't have all that extra weight, but still better than pissing in a bag through a little tube.

he gets all the hottie gmilfs with his turbocharged scooter

This looks cool. I wish I was 83 and handicapped.
....wait a year.........

Now this would have made for a great Jackass stunt.
Older: "Excuse me man, but my wheelchair is stuck and I can't reach that button to get a lift..."
Younger: "You mean this one" --
Older: -- taking off "Whooooaaaaa!"

Evel Knievel a month before he died.

Sure beats being the Wal-Mart greeter.

wait until it tips over, then the real fun begins

Now that's some funny shit.

That was AWESOME!!!

I was wondering what would happen when baby boomers reached this age

Graham cracker hips temps fate once again

4 my ppl'z in the bay; gas,brake,dip,scrape

hehe crazy dutch

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gimps is pimps too

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Awesome!!

thats how he gets all the pussy!

AAAAAAHAHAHAHA! I wish my grandpa was that cool!!