Comments - Johnny Knoxville Takes a Dirtbike Straight to the Genitals
category: Accidents | views: 65879 | posted on: 06/03/2008
As tempting as it may be, remind me not to have sex with a dirtbike.
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:09am
+6 
The man at the end had it right. I find that if something causes blood to come out my pee hole, I stop doing it 
Tommy69456 [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:10am
+1
im surprised that johnny didnt talk like he just sucked helium, cause man that bike came down hard 
Umbrageous [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:21am
+6
How many Georgia 'sic' "American" affluent residents does it take to pave a highway? 1 if you sliced them thin enough,
highroller74 [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:49pm
+1
Look, a old fag user that came back with a new gay name and avi. 
Laughing Gravy [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:19am
+8
The last time I rode the local bike gave me a nasty bloody discharge too. 
buggerball [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 8:53am
+3
You're inviting him on your show? 10 years waiting list before he'll appear, huh? I guess you'll have to be patient before you get to see his balls again. At least you have your Knoxville face-mask and American flag boxers on your male blow-up doll to tide you over.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:34am
+3
Remember kids, always wear protection! If not....your pee-pee will bleed.
en jaywest [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:59am
+2
this was just standard research for johnny knoxville's role as "the civilized world's favorite idiot."
scotty2hotty! [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 5:16am
+4
I saw this a month or so ago when he was doing the talkshow circuit & wearing a colostomy bag after this. I'm waiting for the famous lethal weapon quote from him:"I'm getting to old for this shit!"
boobie.bird [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 5:35am
+2
I saw him on Jimmy Kimmel with his bedazzeled bag o' urine, if you gotta wear one at least make it pretty
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 6:24am
+2
what goes up, comes down ,no i'm not talking about his dirtbike , i know the feeling his balls made a trip up to his throat and fell back.. 
justgonnastay [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 10:22am
+2
". . .and now his dick is bleeding, so I think that's a good call to stop."
No matter what you're doing, thats a sign that it's time to stop.
Mohammad_was_a_pedophile [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 11:11am
holy shit, johnnys ball are better then airbags....
yourhydrobud [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 11:49am
Over the years, Johnny's balls have been through more trauma than an IED victim. Can't believe he even has any testes left. The one good thing about it, is he doesn't have to wear a condom when he fucks bitches. Cause there's no way the guy has a single sperm left. 
whatsabolo [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 1:27pm
+3
I didn't know kawasaki did vasectomies. 
Pretty slick too blaming your bleeding cock on the bike.
awwhellnogadammit [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 2:28pm
+1
two rubber nuts and a bent penis equals johnny knockyercocksville.
jackassfanumber1 [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 2:51pm
YES , JOHNNY KNOXVILLE ON NOTHINGTOXIC!!! Well i have the DVD (Mat Hoffman's Tribute to Evel Knievel) since May 5th so... If you wanna say his pants after the crash or maybe all the crazy stunts those guys can make...BUY THE DVD!
miscellaneous [ban] | Jun 4 08 : 12:43am
U will never find a black man even attempting such a thing as this, rushing the net is a pussieies sport. And I admit I cannot hold off a forward like MJ, never the less, silly white guys doo have some crazy nadz. My hat is off to this fellah.
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Rollo [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 4:05am
Well, the bike certainly knows how to get down and dirty!