Comments - News Reporter Pretty Much Gets Molested on Live TV

Bitch got Rednecked!

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LMAO at that ! Good way to start my day!

Was That Gary Busey????

Na, Gary would've shoved more than his tongue down her throat!

That's my home state South Carolina. And hey thats our local redneck santa........ Was that Uncle Jamal in the background? Man I miss home. I just might move back after seeing this. Maybe molest a reporter or two.

Greensboro is in North Carolina.

It's close to my home state.

man, you know he slipped her the tongue, they call it the scorpion death lock...........

Santa needed some action I guess...

A letter from Redneck Santa's Mother:
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Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days, and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom

I didn't read it, but I gave you vote up for effort

You should, it's hilarious

WOW!! Off the top of your head or reprint of a letter you received??
funny shit bro!

I can not tell a lie (yes, I can but since I'm not cheating on you or fucking you, I'll tell the truth ) I got it in an email this morning.

...from your mother? Now I'm confused.

DAM SCOTTY IM ALL TEARED UP .reminds me of home

yeah way to much time on ur hands

Whatcha gonna do when mono runs wild on you!?!?!

She was hot for him, anyone could see that! I'll bet they banged off camera

At first I thought she was a BRIT then I saw
Greensboro ...Brits and Americans are so unattractive

The Brits now, huh? So, Miss England laughed at yer cock too, eh?

American forefathers are Brit so if you put 2 and 2 together dimwit White Caucasians who call themselves Americans are British,,,,,DUH WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT>

That's retarded. What about the Dutch and the Irish, and any other national that settled in America hundreds of years ago. I'm pretty sure most of the European immigrants were white.

oh yeah im pretty sure someone by the name kachanski/shmidt/tribiann i came from the UK - its a very comman names over here.
Retard

The Spaniards were the first European settlers to populate what is now known as the 'American' Territories. Sometime around 1500. The first British colony recognized to have settled was in 1585.

Guys, come on, quite wasting your time on a fag in a pink shirt He's not worth the breath he's wasting on sucking his dads cock. No go home and fist you boyfriend.

...Hard to see the forest for the trees eh?

How could she be British, She had teeth!

Meanwhile, inside...
-Hulk Hogan, you're up!
-Wh... where is he?
-Ah, he's outside tryin' to pile drive some reporter.
-Did he 'pull it off'?
-No, but he 'whipped it out'!

Nice kiss

What you didn't see on film was her grabbing his dick!

I bet she goes like a rocket

dimebag lives

She sure does have a purty mouth!

Never call out the Boogy Woogy man during Live TV!

Or you'll get kissed on the CHEEK!

red neck santa is on the loose whatch out

hmmm...big white hacksaw jim duggan redneck with southern hat, followed by quick flash of a black man? ....clearly, this is an alternate universe.

stereotypical wrestling fan.......... or is it?

i like her , shes a good sport

I would've LMAO if she slapped the Guillotine on him, dropped a few knees & elbows & finished him off with an armbar forcing him to tap out!

After Rodolph died, Santa would never be the same!

What were those floating teeth and t-shirt at the end

Well I hate to say it but That's what happens when you leave the kitchen....

What a "tongue-in-CHEEK" experience!"....

Aw, come on! Her last name was CHEEK for crying out loud! TRIPLE MEANING PEOPLE!!!..lol. Aw, I give up.

I gave you a thumbs up. I found it comical

the good thing is that she wasn't kissed by that black guy there, i would like to see her reaction in that case...

ok, you dont do crack, you dont marry brothers or sisters, and you avoid creating a nation of "that guy"

That was shit.

ahah there goes another drunk santa claus

your av is mesmerizing.

And the Av of The Year goes to...

At least they where not at a gay rights convention, he could have had lumps of white gold in his beard.

you just cant take a somewhat attractive woman with a full set of teeth out these days....

Im british so i should be pissed off.
But good 1 Deeznuts
An im sure cheifdon is the fat guy in this vid

COME GET SOME SUGA!

Damn womens. We give them the right to vote and this is how they repay us? Acting like hussies on TV! Disgraceful!

the real lookers come out after dark

Thats not molesting. I was expecting some boob grabbing and anal sex.

SAME HERE !! WAS WATING FOR HARDCORE FISTING!

Your one sick MO-FO

That was great, now say " born in the U.S.A."

All british people have bad teethe, it's a known fact.

Was that actually Jimmy Valiant? If so, he's looking remarkably young... Fat, but young.
The guy ruled back in the day in the Crockett NWA territory... Back when Rasslin' was every good redneck's favorite Soap Opera/ Cartoon/ Religion.

I liked when she screamed.
*fap* *fap* *fap*

red neck are beautifull white trash mother fuckers only found in the us&a!

"Honey, you will never believe what happened to me at work today..."

this old men from the fucking mountains knows how to handle sluts on tv...