she misheard when her tutor said learn SMASHING BUMkins

well now we know the homeless society can be converted into stress relievers

Play it again Sam an I'll break your face!!

dont frett hes ok

Did you hear about the musician that robbed the bank.........He made off with the lute!

No strings attached relationship

She always puts music above everything.
That joke was over his head.

I bet he's tone deaf now..

SOUNDS good killer, but it doens't RING A BELL.
but if the bums ear keeps ringing, do people keep talking about him?

Ass whooping in the key of G.

She's got a goos beat, I'll give her that!

I hope the guitar is alright.
Bitch.

that tramp should get A FLAT

I guess that 'headbanger' busker botched her favourite Metallica song.

ive gota s SEMI! acoustic

jimi lives

Not what he expected when he pulled out his harmonica and said - "Hey baby, we could make beautiful music together".

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bang the bum slowly

el kabong's mother

I was wondering what happened to the Honkey tonk man.
Now if we could just bring her to Toronto and get her to use her gentle persuasion on some of the bums up here!!

I guess not everyone likes Willie Nelson.

All he said was "when women play guitar it looks like they're jerking off", and I agree.

bamboo sticks jsut dont do the job

You'd do that too if he sat in front of your apartment playing 'smoke on the water'.

nowyouknow

That's not a woman that's Roger Daltrey clobbering pinball wizard Pete for all the equipment he ruined leaving them only a flat which has just been foreclosed on.

No. I wont be your friend.
Sit at that table with the other losers.
Buh bye.
-GG

Don't get your panties in a knot, no friendship intention intended, trust me. This reply was definately a mistake. I was trying to come up with something bombastic but then decided you had already qualified and been exposed as a knucklehead, a bonehead AND a meathead and was going to post MALLETHEAD but was sidetracked by something infinately more important but unfortunately happened to still be in reply mode.

'Bluto' Blutarsky's daughter had an in-nate hatered for 'Wild Cherry' too.

Oh man, that was fucking random. But I've felt like doing the same hundreds of times!

people in the car were pussies...they were like "all my god" when you know all of us here would have LOL'd and screamed "Hit'em Again..and again" HEll Yea!

hilarious!
man they should've stopped n got more.

Cameraman Catches a Woman Beating a Bum with a Guitar.....false advertising, I was hoping for something more perverted.

She should have used a cricket paddle - much more effective.

he wanted a "no strings attached" relationship, apparently she didn't

IF you use the pussy, you have to pay for the pussy.

Not everybody is a fan of Zepplin.

Her version of "Guitar Man".

That was "Pinks'" songwriter. His quality has been slipping and she's obviously pissed!

Honk if you like cookies!
P.S. Quit beeping you assholes.

hahaha...

Sure, thats one way to bring down the 'homeless' rate, but who's working on bringing down the 'angry fat chick' rate!!!?

...bum should be happy she doesn't play the piano

What we missed right before that was the bum trying to jam out. Lady walks by. Doesn't like what she hears. Takes matters into her own hands. Dude must have been playing some Kenny Loggins or something.

He must have strummed on her "G" string.

Sounds like his head needs some toning.
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what are the chances?

She was tuning him up -
First lesson
Tune the guitar
Obviously she was just starting out.
Too bad our mate here just caught a glimpse
Hurr

that shits funny but i feel bad for the guitar

i got a song for her to write. its called "im a humanitarian"

I've heard of bad beats, but sheesh

I don't know why I think this is so funny but it is.

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LMFAO @ :05 sec. That noise the guitar made was just too funny. ROTF

He smoked her rocks, what do you expect?

Is this a Subliminal avi? Your a cat, yet something green is behind him??

or her????

jeff jerret double J

that renult clio looks like my m8s old car.. bag of shit.. its v6 lookalike .. really a 1,2 wit bodykit..

this is a common sight in england....except usually we use grand pianos

She hit him with a fuckin' folk song

AHH , MAKING SWEET MUSIC

maybe he just needed a tuning

i saw it in one of nirvanas video back then, so is ok to try it on another person once in a while..

no place like UK!

If you heard him play it....you'd be doing the same thing.
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