Comments - Mariah Carey Demonstrates That She Should Stick to Singing

category: Funny | views: 63485 | posted on: 05/30/2008

It's okay...the Pirates are still considering her for a bullpen role.

slash [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:07am

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not a BABE ruth icon_beer.gif

zAG-ziG [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:17am

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dude she throws like a gurl

deleted user [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:18am

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stephwuzhere [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:21am

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hahaha she threw like a girl... hahaha that country is crazay about their baseball every batter has their own song and you have to sing it when they walk up to the plate and then if you get caught talking while your teams batter is up you get kicked out of the game... they have bars just for people to go and cheer their teams on. no one is not allowed to just come in and sit down you have to be their for the team.. but thats great i guess if we did that in america maybe we would be a little more unified and more put together,, i dunno have a nice day everyone! icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:24am

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I sure hope Mariah sucks better than she throws.
icon_surprised.gif And in case anyone was wondering, yes I would do her. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Dasein [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:54am

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Honestly? Really? You perv...
I'd rather jerk off to a hairy jap than i'd ever touch her. God she's ugly and made of all plastic. Bimbo slut is the word that comes to my mind.

liacon [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:05am

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Believe me sir, I've done alot worse than
Mariah icon_redface.gif

Dasein [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:38am

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Lol well okay so have I, but I had been drinking all day in the sun. It hurts thinking back. Still I wounld't do that plastic women, and it's not just her boobs that's fake. Her face is aswell.

Krazy [ban] | May 30 08 : 2:44pm

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Fake like you???
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Go ram some more fruit and veg up your arse tit head icon_evil.gif

SHREK58 [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:08am

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Yeah I'd nail her too bro! Some people bitch about FAKE boobs, I say if I can touch them they are REAL enough for me!!! icon_beer.gif

slash [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:41pm

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liacon on May 30 08 : 6:24am wrote:
I sure hope Mariah sucks better than she throws.
And in case anyone was wondering, yes I would do her.
liacon ur so horny all the time i think you would do JIM CAREY icon_beer.gif

liacon [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:49pm

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Well it depends on how he looks in a wig and lipstick icon_cheesygrin.gif

double stroke [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:40am

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she'd be great at skeeball

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:10am

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^^^^^^^
Now THAT is MY C.O.T.D.! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

double stroke [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:11pm

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thanks scotty....that means alot coming from you...one of the leaders in this pack!

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:55pm

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It's still not gonna get you C.O.T.D. but I think it's damn funy! icon_cheesygrin.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:56am

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nice job, nick cannon, nice job.

en jaywest [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:00am

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mariah carey has a flat butt.
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sorry, it was that or "i got nothing."

voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:00am

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wow, she sucks at singing and at baseball. I wonder what else she sucks??? icon_razz.gif

Apathy [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:00am

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Dasein on May 30 08 : 6:54am wrote:
Honestly? Really? You perv...I'd rather jerk off to a hairy jap than i'd ever touch her.
It's ok to be gay. You wont be judged

Dasein [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:48am

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Well here in Europe we leave the bad taste in women to the Americans. If wanting slim natural women is gay, you can call me gay all you want.
Just remenber that the next time you're poking a super size-meal I'm doing what you'd call a model.

TurboGuy [ban] | May 30 08 : 9:17am

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European men would fuck a hole drilled in a watermelon... I guess you must be special.

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:18am

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Her ability to throw a baseball is matched equally by her Intelligence Quotient.

zykron [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:24am

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Alright, I speak for just about everyone here who sucks donkey balls as much as I do at throwing baseballs, whiffle balls, tennis balls, spitballs, paper airplanes, and pebbles for pond-skipping, when I say that Mariah Carey cannot throw a baseball for shit.

kapchamp [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:28am

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I've seen worse.
http://youtube.com/watch? v=sVMiJdHTfUo
Anyone think it was creepy how the camera stayed on her legs?

nico99 [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:53am

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The pitch was all over the place.
You could say the same about her singing.

paintedhorse [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:59am

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i want her , i love her , i need her , damn shes hot

lenny66goteam [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:01am

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She's got serious confidence. Anybody else would fall to the floor in embarrassment after a throw like that but she smiles and waves to the crowd and gladly has her photo taken. Or is it arrogance?
I often get confused between the two

buggerball [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:02am

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She never was a musician to me, but she was a bitch with pitch. Now that's gone, just the bitch is left.
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And what's worse, the throw wasn't even good enough for the batters to SCORE off her - they got ripped off!

rednek1947 [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:07am

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Dasein on May 30 08 : 7:48am wrote:
Well here in Europe we leave the bad taste in women to the Americans. If wanting slim natural women is gay, you can call me gay all you want.
Just remenber that the next time you're poking a super size-meal I'm doing what you'd call a model.
Prince Charles comes to mind when I think of someone screwing a european horse faced bitch.

Dasein [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:24am

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And I'm the one who's gay?

Ellzee [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:17am

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Omg I think she broke a nail icon_rolleyes.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:24am

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The only talent Mariah Carey has is the ability to squeal at a harmonic level to break glass.

thelovelyaida [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:49am

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LOL icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:49am

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rednek1947 vs. Dasein: WTF?! icon_lol.gif icon_redface.gif icon_eek.gif

buggerball [ban] | May 30 08 : 10:13am

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Yes, and Liacon started it icon_lol.gif

ScottyCarter [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:50am

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When Mariah Carey was young she was a boy.
But in a horrific baseball accident she threw her balls of the floor.
And from that day forward has been a high pitched screaming idiot....

Krazy [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:53am

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I'd tap that icon_cheesygrin.gif
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Calang [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:53am

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I would have given her another chance, with my balls.

tickle prostate [ban] | May 30 08 : 7:15am

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jim abbott's stub throws further than that.

Dobermann [ban] | May 30 08 : 7:37am

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Damn. Im really hoping she's better at ANAL SEX!!! icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | May 30 08 : 7:44am

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i'm first icon_stoned.gif

Grunnerz [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:28am

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Her arse would be like an abandoned mineshaft, its been drilled for all its worth now no one would go near it cause its too dangerous

Dobermann [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:54am

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mnaaaahhI'd hit it. icon_beer.gif

kissmypinkparts [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:00am

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I CAN SHOW HER HOW TO BE A PITCHER icon_wink.gif

deleted user [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:21am

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rascoil [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:23am

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I am surprised, because I am sure those hands have handled allot of balls. Plus a hole lot of bats. icon_stoned.gif

8039 [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:25am

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She should stop singing and when in the hell did Japanese people start playing baseball?

buggerball [ban] | May 30 08 : 10:06am

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They invented it, I think.
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8039 [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:36am

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No, they did not.

BEERMAN [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:28am

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As an old member of the FFFF club - she is FINE material for our clients - nice rack, nice ass, long shapely legs, 3 P.O.E (points of entry) - and an absolute absence of activity in the cranium.
COME ON GUYS - YA ALL KNOW YOU'D FUCK HER IF YA HAD THE CHANCE icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif
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shane74 [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:34am

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stupid bitch married a nigger

CuteSomedays [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:40am

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STFU and Fuck off

zykron [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:41am

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Fuck off.

whatsabolo [ban] | May 30 08 : 9:19am

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Are you jealous because you wanted to marry HIM. icon_beer.gif

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:16am

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shane74 on May 30 08 : 10:34am wrote:
stupid bitch married a nigger
Hey ASHOLESHITFORBRAINSDUMBFU CK!
She's HALF BLACK! icon_rolleyes.gif
Go fuck yourself & the same goes to whoever gave you your ONE thumbs up!

Deeznuts [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:42am

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See kids this is why its important to stay in school! What no white sheet avatars?

Krazy [ban] | May 30 08 : 2:39pm

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You really need a new life....im white, had problems with other races over the years but your comment makes all 'black' people sound bad, go fuck your mum and sister some more and leave the racial shit to the skin head russians Fucktard, dipshit piece of crap on NT's shoe icon_redface.gif

lenny66goteam [ban] | May 30 08 : 4:23pm

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You're hardly making yourself out to be a better person by replying like that.

Validated [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:34am

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What a lame individual.

omgwtf [ban] | May 30 08 : 8:40am

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1st of all: No, you are NOT pretty.
Then, no, it's NOT cute and pretty to epic fail over throwing a stupid ball, bitch.

Skitzoap [ban] | May 30 08 : 9:02am

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And all this time I thought Mariah would be a pro at handling balls...my whole life has been a lie!

whatsabolo [ban] | May 30 08 : 9:28am

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I blame the engagement ring, have you seen the size of that thing? That'll throw anyone off balance. icon_cheesygrin.gif
Still better then her attempt at acting though, gotta give her that much. icon_beer.gif

purelh [ban] | May 30 08 : 9:30am

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i dont care mariah is stilla hotttie

didle [ban] | May 30 08 : 10:51am

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you do know mariah carey is bi racial her father is black!! idiot racist

zykron [ban] | May 30 08 : 10:58am

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I'm afraid that "idiot racist" won't be with us anymore icon_cheesygrin.gif

pinkyminx [ban] | May 30 08 : 10:59am

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SHE DON'T KNOW HOW TO HOLD A BALL IN HER HAND icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

ammsat [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:03am

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gooooooooood

bioman [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:32am

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crazy or not it doesnt matter, I would not throw her out of bed for eating crackers. baseball is dumb anyways.

yourhydrobud [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:37pm

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I know she's a woman and all. But that was still fucking pathetic. I'm not kidding when I say my 7 year old cousin throws twice as hard. No joke. Mariah really should be ashamed. Though I'm sure she could care less.

tootytootsville [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:38pm

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Now you know why those little dogs she's pictured holding all the time have pained little expressions on their faces.They are held in place some kind of gluey substance,and I suspect she has their legs removed too just to be on the safe side.

Farvs [ban] | May 30 08 : 12:46pm

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Say what you want about her, she's STILL got more damn money than all of us here combined... so what if you think she can't sing or is ugly (WTF?) she is still getting PAID icon_lol.gif
And I think the commentators were talking about her breasts the whole time.. I dunno, my Japanese is a little rusty icon_beer.gif

TRUONE [ban] | May 30 08 : 1:41pm

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come on bitch. you couldn't have warmed up once?

ThisIsExile [ban] | May 30 08 : 2:14pm

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fuck baseball. I WANT THAT ASS!!!! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

LaTiN_FrEsH [ban] | May 30 08 : 2:53pm

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The only country's that play baseball are the countries that have been rape by USA! Cuba, Nicaragua, Puerto Rico, Japan, Venezuela and Dominican Republic....

ggallin1 [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:46pm

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So you called it quits by middle school I see...
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indyman911 [ban] | May 30 08 : 3:18pm

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You'll always be my baby! (that was so wrong) icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Necramonium [ban] | May 30 08 : 3:26pm

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it was probably the fist time she ever held a baseball...

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 30 08 : 3:53pm

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That looks like the Mr. Burns' opening pitch!!

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 30 08 : 5:53pm

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another hot body , ugly face... keep what you do best , keep singing those bad songs... icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif

Seismicshooter [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:14pm

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she could buy and sell each one of you pricks. red white brown or blue........

greatned [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:18pm

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stupid nigger loving bitch! icon_frown.gif

Killerdude [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:28pm

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Ken Lee.....

a_hamburger [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:31pm

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Why is she looking smug for throwing a ball three feet in front of herself?

redneck junkie [ban] | May 30 08 : 6:42pm

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Women are genetically programmed not to be able to throw stones properly. Mariah did well considering most women throw things with the hand high above their heads like toddlers. icon_razz.gif

highroller74 [ban] | May 30 08 : 7:08pm

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She could make a bowl of cereal and still be hot. icon_razz.gif

digz [ban] | May 30 08 : 9:55pm

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you play ball like a girl!!!!!!!!!!

Rosh!!! [ban] | May 30 08 : 11:43pm

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who gives a fuck about the ball???
just look that sweet ass in those shorts... icon_twisted.gif

JESTERKING [ban] | May 31 08 : 1:46am

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WHY IS THIS VID HERE? i was expecting her to get knocked out.... or knocked up

Shawn [ban] | May 31 08 : 1:49am

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LaTiN_FrEsH on May 30 08 : 4:53pm wrote:
The only country's that play baseball are the countries that have been rape by USA! Cuba, Nicaragua, Puerto Rico, Japan, Venezuela and Dominican Republic....
Awwww poor baby. I guess you suck at baseball and missed your one chance to come to the best country in the world!! Too bad mother fucker icon_stoned.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | May 31 08 : 3:58am

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Have you ever watched a two-year-old throw a ball? That's exactly what this reminded me of. icon_lol.gif Giving her the benefit of the doubt, maybe before she took the field, her nose fell off and they had to glue it back on and her fingers were still moist from the glue and... icon_razz.gif

KrazyVIII [ban] | May 31 08 : 7:28am

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that bitch is gettin as ugly as michael jackson icon_eek.gif

KrazyVIII [ban] | May 31 08 : 7:34am

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ugly bitch is starting to look like michael jackson--creeeepy.. icon_eek.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | May 31 08 : 8:52am

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IF YOU DONT THINK MARIAH CAREY IS FINE I DONT KNOW WATS WRONG WITH YOU

celtic-frost [ban] | May 31 08 : 8:36pm

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Super hot body. Ugly face. Dumb woman.

DramaTim [ban] | Jun 1 08 : 3:25pm

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Still sexy but what a shitty throw shoulda refused

tjingis [ban] | Jun 1 08 : 11:01pm

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We all no she suck @ balling but I never thought she sucked SOOO GOOOD! icon_cool.gif

mike32 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 7:10pm

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dumb ass cant throw a ball

mike32 [ban] | Jun 2 08 : 7:20pm

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brydrea [ban] | Jun 3 08 : 8:46am

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she's so stupid i want to punch her in the face.

JrDaMan [ban] | Jun 6 08 : 1:59am

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How embarrassing, icon_redface.gif
At least it rolled straight to the catcher...

daychob [ban] | Jun 8 08 : 6:45pm

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she need's beat.
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lakers420 [ban] | Aug 10 08 : 4:51pm

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SHE IS SUCH A SLUT.

thatsbetter [ban] | Oct 13 08 : 8:43pm

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Hahahah dumb slut. What a fucken diva man. She once turned away a limo, bitching that it was the wrong colour.

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bigdog64 [ban] | Nov 27 08 : 1:36am

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i agree, i also want to punch her in the face but first things first, she must suck my cock then when she is done i will punch her in the face

MachuPichu [ban] | May 23 09 : 2:02pm

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drccoco [ban] | Sep 17 09 : 12:10pm

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that overrated cunt was trying to be cute icon_rolleyes.gif

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