cuntywuntydipshitfukfaced ouchebagtwatprick

Brilliant one-word(?) summation. I know you meant "douchebag" but I read it as "Ouch-bag", which I quite like the sound of.

Not sure what you're trying to say... Some kind of self-invented ebonics?

And that about sums it up

Dude! I was going to say that!
I HATE when that happens!!!!

Everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when nobody is looking. Sucks for this guy.
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Yeah, now millions are looking and saying, what a douchebag.

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wadduyaknow... he's a prophet!

take your hands off your bike and protect your face, funny man.

nice trick. do it again.

I want to panic when I see that avatar!

way to use your head!!

From that moment on he realized that the little voice in his head that told him not to do stupid shit may just be on to something....

I have no idea what a botched attempt is, or what a botched even means, but it sounds like what he calls his girlfriend for saying he could do it now that his tongue is jammed into his throat.

The old 'headbutt-the-concrete' followed by 'double-kick-to-back-of-o wn-head' combo.
Never see it in Tekken, though.

Um, buddy, see the rubbish bin behind you? Yeah, hop in But leave the bike, IT still has hope.

just another dumbass

Another dumbass costing his parents money

Another dumbass living at home costing his parents money.

Guy must be psychic. He should've used his powers to hit the lottery instead.

Go put the stabalisers back on, you aint ready for a big boys bike just yet

gravity works lol

Self inflicted gay bashing, I love it

show ur face! lol wana see how fucked it is

good thing he landed on his face

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Good try, now do it again!! Do it again!! Do it again!! We're waitiiiiiiiing.

He should do it again. I like how he manages to fuck himself up the hardest way possible only two feet off the ground.idiot

He would make a fortune if he set up a psycic hotline..."im gonna fall so head" yes indeed you are.

I'm gonna put this shit on ebay

"Brain clean-up on aisle 4"

look, when i was working on bicycle tricks in my old neighborhood, not only was I the only dude riding a bike over 17 (26 at the time), but i was the only silly motherfucker wearing a fucking helmet.
come on, fucking idiots: practice good form...safely...

That's how I usually get smashed

lol,this is from my fucked up country,and if anyone want to know what he means with kut kut kut when he falls,it means pussy :P

Not in this context

Why dosen't your avi open it's eyes WIDE.

use your brakes, i meant your head...

This kid is freakin psychic

Greastest and easiest trick ever, faceplant.

I'll let him know np

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