Comments - Probably the Most Ridiculous Robbery Attempt Ever
category: Bizarre | views: 57875 | posted on: 05/29/2008
If you don't have a gun, try intimidating the clerk with your penis size.
keep on grinnin
Tommy69456 [ban] | May 29 08 : 4:17am
+2 
it must be true what they say about black peoples wangs.... scared the shit out of that store clerk
scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 29 08 : 5:43am
+17
After being out of the Marines for 30 years, Ed forgot which one was his rifle & which one was his gun!
BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | May 29 08 : 10:06pm
+4
He thought he was carrying a "Weapon of Ass Destruction"
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What a Scrote........
highroller74 [ban] | May 30 08 : 7:22pm
One for shooting, the other for fun. One of the best war moives. 
sirtoke42069 [ban] | Jun 17 08 : 8:06pm
haha good one. FMJ is the shit....
I dunno what ive been told! Eskimo pussy is mighty cold! 
dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | May 29 08 : 4:33am
+16
"Give me the money or I'll..I'll..dribble several drops of urine over your merchandise"
scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 29 08 : 5:48am
+16
Just ONCE I'd like to see a guy walk into the store to rob it with his pants hangin off his ass, point the gun at the store clerk and say,"GIMMIE YOUR DAMN BELT!"
en jaywest [ban] | May 29 08 : 4:48am
+17
after that, there was a new sign on the window- "no shirt, no shoes, dick hanging out, no service."
mightyaphrodite [ban] | May 29 08 : 5:24am
+15
For all you guys that think it's cool to have your pants hanging half way down your ass, you look like idiots!!!
boobie.bird [ban] | May 29 08 : 5:27am
+4
He was just showing the clerk how bad he needs the money to buy a belt.
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SCOTTY2HOTTY-COME ON DUDE!!! Get yer act together, pull yer pants up and get outta the view of the camera - dint ya pay attention whe u wuz takin "Robbery 101" ???
COVER YER ASS
COVER YER FACE
HOLD THE GUN SIDEWAYS
it ALWAZ scares the shit outta da clerk 
(ya better watch out man, that guy in yer avy keeps gittin closer all the time 
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scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 29 08 : 12:51pm
+3
SCOTTY2HOTTY-COME ON DUDE!!! Get yer act together, pull yer pants up and get outta the view of the camera - dint ya pay attention whe u wuz takin "Robbery 101" ???
COVER YER ASS
COVER YER FACE
HOLD THE GUN SIDEWAYS
it ALWAZ scares the shit outta da clerk
(ya better watch out man, that guy in yer avy keeps gittin closer all the time )
I'm a Marine, not a gansta (although they're distant cousins), we aim strain & true-ONE SHOT ONE KILL!
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(ya better watch out man, that guy in yer avy keeps gittin closer all the time )
Yeah, I see him in the mirror all of the time! I think he's stalking me!
buggerball [ban] | May 29 08 : 9:44am
+2
He was auditioning to be a chocolate bar, sherbert and lemonade dispenser. Though he offered admirable credentials, the owner didn't swallow it.
ScottyCarter [ban] | May 29 08 : 10:37am
+2
Just ONCE I'd like to see a guy walk into the store to rob it with his pants hangin off his ass, point the gun at the store clerk and say,"GIMMIE YOUR DAMN BELT!"
THE BEERS ON ME
Necramonium [ban] | May 29 08 : 1:32pm
+2
i guess he wanted condoms but didnt knew the size he wanted so he showed him his black labrador....
bizerkmusic_com [ban] | May 29 08 : 2:04pm
+1
smoked out was like ayo bitch ...this is my rifle this is my gun.
habib was like bullshit homeboy... thats your dick and heres my gun
now get the park out of my store.
ScottyCarter [ban] | May 29 08 : 2:06pm
+1
Iv noticed how in the top right part of your screen it will say something like "5371 people are online and a lot more are offline".....
But yet to get COTD you only need about 20 thumbs up....
Now this must meen that alot more people dont like your comment than do like it...
Any1 agree with me ?
Seismicshooter [ban] | May 29 08 : 2:32pm
+3
he's gonna regret letting his ass hang out so easily when he hits the cells
LongLiveMcHammer [ban] | May 29 08 : 2:46pm
"A homeless man who spit in the mouth and eye of a police officer and then taunted him, saying he was H.I.V. positive, was sentenced to 35 years in prison on Wednesday for harassing a public servant with a deadly weapon: his saliva." New York Times.
http://www.nytimes.com/20 08/05/16/us/16spi...ref=t odayspaper
Precedent might just buy this guy some hard time.
Attempted robbery with a deadly weapon?
whatsabolo [ban] | May 29 08 : 3:18pm
+1
He needed money to pay the hooker that was giving $20 blow jobs to all this stores customers.
I need a condom this size, do you have any??
coppydoublelopp [ban] | May 29 08 : 5:24pm
dam what the hell kind of weapon was he trying to use the smell from his ass to knock the clerck out
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Idiotic [ban] | May 29 08 : 4:07am
+2
I think he was trying to seduce the shop keeper...