Probably the Most Ridiculous Robbery Attempt Ever

I think he was trying to seduce the shop keeper...

He was going to rob him with a pointed object ,his pencil dick. keep on grinnin

it must be true what they say about black peoples wangs.... scared the shit out of that store clerk

If wouldn't have been so cold in the store, this may have worked

That was his gun... He just didn't have a chance to unload with it.

After being out of the Marines for 30 years, Ed forgot which one was his rifle & which one was his gun!

But he knows which one he plays with more... And which one gives him better shooting accuracy at close range.

R. Lee Ermy watches this vid and his heart fills with pride!
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SEMPER FI

He thought he was carrying a "Weapon of Ass Destruction"
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What a Scrote........

That one made me laugh :D

One for shooting, the other for fun. One of the best war moives.

HAHAHAH so true

haha good one. FMJ is the shit....
I dunno what ive been told! Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

"Give me the money or I'll..I'll..dribble several drops of urine over your merchandise"

crack-head: Gimmie all tha money nikka or i blast u with my 44 mag.
store-clerk: excuse me sir, but its more like a 22

lolol those people amaze me , i love black people

sure you do, you dirty whore.

Get some pants that actually fit and this would never happen
Or try this super cool new invention....a fucking belt!!!

Just ONCE I'd like to see a guy walk into the store to rob it with his pants hangin off his ass, point the gun at the store clerk and say,"GIMMIE YOUR DAMN BELT!"

Hahahahaha here:

LOL

My eye burn now....

New media design, you get it? =)

blackman n knobbin

That was just plain gross.

after that, there was a new sign on the window- "no shirt, no shoes, dick hanging out, no service."

as soom as he saw the gun he was gone! musta been a retard tho. wats the point of droppin his drawers for?

He mixed up the "this is my rifle this is my gun, this is for shooting this is for fun" song.

Police are now searching for a Hardened criminal!!

even if they catch him he will only get a SOFT sentence

u guys just crack me up!

yeahh cotd this will be

For all you guys that think it's cool to have your pants hanging half way down your ass, you look like idiots!!!

Hallelujah!!!! I agree, you look like you have borrowed your jeans from your fat dad!! You tell em MA.

He was just showing the clerk how bad he needs the money to buy a belt.

So the filming of "ghetto Jackass" is underway I see...
that was Jerome Knoxville.

im jerome knoxville welcome to blackass

maybe this store dont take american express yourself

maybe he wanted some ointment for his jock itch

Slide that through the credit card machine...

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST PLEASE DONT SHOOT ( well maybe in the mouth a lil bit )

i bet that guy won't remember what happened the next day.

This is the poster video for DON'T DO CRACK!

Is it me or does all the merchandise in that store look like the side of the Partridge family bus?

Colorful establishment I mussay.

He was so prepared for the robbery, I don't understand what went wrong?

"Excuse me, but I love the colors of your Sesame Street shop. Should I just add some more yellow to the Big Bird section?"

SCOTTY2HOTTY-COME ON DUDE!!! Get yer act together, pull yer pants up and get outta the view of the camera - dint ya pay attention whe u wuz takin "Robbery 101" ???
COVER YER ASS
COVER YER FACE
HOLD THE GUN SIDEWAYS
it ALWAZ scares the shit outta da clerk
(ya better watch out man, that guy in yer avy keeps gittin closer all the time )

LOL!(especially at the hold your gun sideways)
I'm a Marine, not a gansta (although they're distant cousins), we aim strain & true-ONE SHOT ONE KILL!
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(ya better watch out man, that guy in yer avy keeps gittin closer all the time )
Yeah, I see him in the mirror all of the time! I think he's stalking me!