ok, explain something to me....they speak perfect english in mexico, but as soon as they get to the u.s. they it's no habla english...wtf??

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its all a conspiracy , guyindyersburg, we actually speak perfect english when YOU arent around , but as soon as you leave , our mastery of the english language and our eloquency flows effortlessly!
....of course , as soon as you re-enter the room all you hear is , "si meester no speekeen eenleech"
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....sorry to be the one to break it to you , amigo. here have a cervesa
....and the rest of you, stop staring at me, i DONT WEAR PINK SHIRTS! sheesh!

Si Senor you shouldn't have told him our seeecret!

Orale cucarachito, why didn't you tell us you were going to send in a home video? And if you weren't the cameraman I hope you were whoopin' some ass ese.

So the fact that you usually work minimum wage at our local fast food establishments, mow our lawns,clean our hotels, etc is also part of a conspiracy too?What about the fact you have the highest high school drop-out rates? Is this all a vast, elaborate conspiracy? If so, then that's pretty lame.

they only know that sentence.... and the one explaining it