Comments - Sexy Brooke Plays with her Banana Like a Slut

category: Sexy | views: 63975 | posted on: 05/25/2008

I think we're supposed to pretend that banana is a penis. But it's hard because my penis doesn't have a stem.

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liacon [ban] | May 25 08 : 4:03am

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Mine doesn't have a stem either, but it has a big fat head on it

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 4:33am

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does'nt everyones dicks look yellow with brown spots all over it? no? just me? SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE HERPES,CHLAMIDIA,JAUNDICE ,GANGRENE are back! im of to the STD CLINIC remember if you see me DONT SHAKE MY HAND! HAHAHA!

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neebuz [ban] | May 25 08 : 5:06am

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mines got a blue line down it

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Pumekuhp [ban] | May 25 08 : 5:27am

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Mine barely casts a shadow.

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TurboGuy [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:01am

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I tell my girlfriend my genital warts are for the extra pleasure.

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Pumekuhp [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:09am

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You too? Rock on, bro!

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 9:39am

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TurboGuy on May 25 08 : 8:01am wrote:
I tell my girlfriend my genital warts are for the extra pleasure.

HAHAHA! if i had known that before,that would've saved me a shitload of money iv'e spent on RIBBED or KNOBBLY CONDOMS! HAHAHA!

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TurboGuy [ban] | May 25 08 : 10:23am

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Haha.... I figure if it hasn't killed me yet, then I'm immune to it.

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 5:41am

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neebuz on May 25 08 : 7:06am wrote:
mines got a blue line down it

sure you aint holding some stilton cheese?

Pumekuhp on May 25 08 : 7:27am wrote:
Mine barely casts a shadow.

maybe your a vampire? HAHAHA! beers to both of ya!

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neebuz [ban] | May 25 08 : 5:44am

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thats what that smell must be

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TurboGuy [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:31am

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If it's not a cyst, then it could also be the gangrene.

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Pumekuhp [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:04am

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"I am Dracula. I bid you welcome."
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Hell, if it were any smaller it'd be called a clitoris.

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neebuz [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:53am

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^^^^lllllloooooollllllll

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Calang [ban] | May 25 08 : 11:16am

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dizdabiz on May 25 08 : 6:33am wrote:
does'nt everyones dicks look yellow with brown spots all over it? no? just me? SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE HERPES,CHLAMIDIA,JAUNDICE ,GANGRENE are back! im of to the STD CLINIC remember if you see me DONT SHAKE MY HAND! HAHAHA!

The STD clinic has a whole office full of file cabinets just for your record alone. They tried to put it on the computer but the 300 gig hard drive kept crashing due to insufficient space. Diz, youz da' man!

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 11:22am

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Calang on May 25 08 : 1:16pm wrote:
dizdabiz on May 25 08 : 6:33am wrote:
does'nt everyones dicks look yellow with brown spots all over it? no? just me? SHIT LOOKS LIKE THE HERPES,CHLAMIDIA,JAUNDICE ,GANGRENE are back! im of to the STD CLINIC remember if you see me DONT SHAKE MY HAND! HAHAHA!
The STD clinic has a whole office full of file cabinets just for your record alone. They tried to put it on the computer but the 300 gig hard drive kept crashing due to insufficient space. Diz, youz da' man!

thats exactly the reason why ive had my dick coated in TITANIUM!

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boobie.bird [ban] | May 25 08 : 11:47am

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Too much info there guys, It will be a while before I eat a banana again

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 25 08 : 2:05pm

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boobie.bird on May 25 08 : 1:47pm wrote:
Too much info there guys, It will be a while before I eat a banana again

if you get put off your food that easily thank your lucky stars you did'nt see what we said about CUCUMBERS AND SAUSAGES! HAHAHA!

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Calang [ban] | May 25 08 : 8:47pm

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Or carrots and zucchini.

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 26 08 : 3:30am

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Calang on May 25 08 : 10:47pm wrote:
Or carrots and zucchini.

and she does not really need to know how that MAYONAISE typed burger relish was made!

Calang on May 25 08 : 1:07pm wrote:
Mine is a purple headed yogurt slinger.

WTF? HAHAHA! thats a new term to me!

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Killerdude [ban] | May 25 08 : 5:03am

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It's SOFT that's not what you want to hear at my age.....

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Cougarbait [ban] | May 25 08 : 5:44am

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there's a butter face for ya. im guessing she didnt get alot of attention in highschool and now she has turned to a life of posting degrading videos on the internet...all the better for us!!

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yobbo [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:25am

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I thought i had a pube until i pissed out of it

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buggerball [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:26am

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Finally, NT shows a clip of a girl who looks like she's actually enjoying it. Finally NT provided me a southern twitch

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NUIYZ [ban] | May 25 08 : 6:40am

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her face is broken, but there's a banana involved so zykrons gonna love her anyways.

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Oreo [ban] | May 25 08 : 8:34am

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those huge tits help to off set her huge nose!

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zykron [ban] | May 25 08 : 8:39am

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So what? It's a banana. Who cares?

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death & vanilla [ban] | May 25 08 : 10:03am

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she can play with my "banana" anythime

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Calang [ban] | May 25 08 : 11:07am

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Mine is a purple headed yogurt slinger.

deleted user [ban] | May 25 08 : 11:43am

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LineKILLX [ban] | May 25 08 : 2:11pm

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I'd beat her badly with that banana
No thx you attention whore...I don't need to touch your dirty ass baby fat herpes infested body
I'd rather beat you with a banana
HAHA
Imagine all the squish of the banana..I'd be pulverized into nothingness and bananaess

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Jetsyankee28 [ban] | May 25 08 : 3:14pm

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Thats awesome, fuggin awesome.