If some guy came walking towards me holding a spanking paddle like that, I would go on the offensive too...

NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING SPANKED WITH A PADDLE

what is the cast from laguna beach doin out there

I haven't seen the show, yet the joke transcends my ignorance. very funny.

with that paddle in his hand i thought he was gonna SPANK THE MONKEY!

You just gave me a good idea pal. Next time I "SPANK THE MONKEY", I'm going to paddle my balls, and see what happens.

nothing good could possibly cum from that

http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1143894899/Spank_the _Monkey - ONE MORE

266MPH

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
your not supposed to cap lock your punchline EVERY TIME.

Why not it's a "punch line" right? Which means it's supposed to PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!

Bask in your "warm superior glow"? Does that mean you're going to cum in his face?

I get pissed when people stare at me eating too
GO monkey GO!!!!

He went apeshit when his chimp came up to his face.

a valuable lesson was learned, I just dont know what it is

If he would have watched the first video, he would have known better than to try this stunt
.
After all, It's all good in the hood.
"That should do the trick"

Honey, don't forget your promise or you're gonna wish you'd been thrown thru a windshield

With the way you drive, it's a miracle I haven't enjoyed the taste of windshield already

Another night on the couch???

i love the way small wild animals arent scared to take on human beings despite being 10 times smaller than us. and it invariably results in the human screaming like a little bitch

that monkey needs a good spankin'

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Boring...

^
glad you made it better with your wonderfully entertaining commentary

nice arse

I didn't know monkeys gave each other head.

Monkey with the monkey and gitcho azz kicked.
--
"Monkey, monkey, monkey
Dont you know youre going to shock the monkey"
--
--Peter Gabriel

Approach with an olive branch in one hand _ _
and a handful of feces in the other
_ _ Josef Stalin

and then i saw her face

Now you're a believer

lol

Mabey her camera skills will be improved with a monkey on her head!

god damn it i fucking hate how at the best bits the camera always turns off
did they get eaten
or
did they just get chased for a little bit
i dont know man i dont know

His girlfriend screamed after his chimp came to his face, and they usually turn the cameras off at that point.

I see dead people... I hope.

all you have to do is grab his neck and fire him down the hill.

...and into the pit
walks a monkey with a stick.
The biting and the beating,
are not considered cheating.
Every time it ends in a flood-
of tourist blood.
So come on, and place your bet.
The monkey aint lost yet.
Victory repeated,
remaining undefeated.
Watch out for his monkey fit,
and monkey shit.
Put your money
on the monkey.
okI'mdone

"What if it's mean 'cause its baby is right there?"
I think that's a big YES!

Curious george was just Curious what humans taste like..
.
.
Taste like chicken....

Omg what an Idiot, eveyone knows monkeys do not like to play ping-pong

First rule of nature... NEVER get between a mother and her baby...

priceless reaction.

Kinda off topic but........Does anybody know how to sex a kiwi?? (sex as in tell what sex it is)
My bro-in-law is a kiwi and i think he's a pussy bitch

Would love too send my EX in there. WICKED

Was that michael Jackson behind the camera, I'm sure i hard him, her, it,.. thing

Do you think "Bubbles" blew
Michael or Michael blew bubbles?

They probably took turns blowing each other.

Curious George: Untamed
The version they didn't want you to see!
Call: 1-800-565-7963

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

NOBODY fucks with Cornelius and Zira

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Damn!! another 10 - 15 seconds would've been suweeeet!!

word

The Blair Monkey Project was a let down at Cannes.

best laugh in a long time
not waving
drowning
go the monkeys
bulls take a break

whats different? the guy or the monkey for me is the same

Row row row your boat genty down the stream..
If you see a monkeee dont for get to SCREAM

don't u just hate cloverfield endings?

that video was like watching cloverfield...it sucked

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Blair Monkey

They were actually looking for their mother. Sadly, she hates their fathers guts, so hates them too.

Monkey went apes on the dude

I love monkies, not the kind that live in the jungle, the type that live between the legs of girls, yummy.

Would have been better if they kept filming for a few minutes.

i bet that was scary that monkey would bite the fuck out your ass, he'd fuck you up

was that the original ending to the blair witch project?

Twats

Some kind of special day, the monkey flew from the other monkey's butt.

SHIT

That wasn't a monkey, that was Mel Gibson after a night on the town, if you listen closely you can hear him mumble "fucking christ killers, I'll git ya!"

EEWWW AHHHHHH EWWWW AHHHHH CHOMP

that kid now has aids

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Geez, what a horrific scream at the end! Too bad the camera shut off though because I have a feeling that dude had it coming.

damn I would like to know how it all came out

Scarey shit. I'm guessin they got away alright though.

i fuckin love ur pic hahahahahhahahahahah shes one for keeps,
ps brother i dont mean to lol at ur gran , mine looks a bit like urs with ur eyes squinted and on a lot of heroin

aww, it stopped before we could see it rip her face off

This looks like the pathway by the house in Creek

i gess the girl was a nice meal for them..

And today on "Stupid Tourist Tricks..."

that will teach the dick head for interupting a monkey getting a blow job

Could the dumb bitch girl holding the camera make it any SHAKIER,,,, PLEASE !?

(Oh.) Come on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my ass wipe
(Oh.) You’ve got your big G's;
I’ve got my hash pipe.

those jap monkeys never did like young tom cruise

Why's it gotta be JAPS?

Heh, saddly that made me laugh. Yes.. it's cute.. it's fuzzy.. it MUST be harmless!... oi...

Where the fuck is the ending.. The Suspense is killing me!!!

Boy, Monkeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh!!!! !!!!! ( Like my uncle says )

# dont mess with no monkey business

Did they not see the Movie OutBreak?

And 28 days later......

they were defiantly held captive for weeks being tortured by simba, timon and pumba

Dumbass primates!