Guy Falls a Long way After his Zip Line Breaks

im betting he didnt make the water.

Usually a girl breaks my zip line, and then she always finds water.

is that from your R. Kelly greatest hits CD?

Zippy comeback!

poor guy looked like he even tried to cannon ball

He's dead...thats one less customer for my Smoothies

BUT ONE MORE WEARING DIAPERS

I dont think Zippy made it....

hope he landed in the water then nobody will be able to tell he pissed himself.

I have a feeling he will be removing branches and twigs from his ass for quite some time

I'd be line if I said that didn't hurt.

Hey slam, way to suck at remembering your lines.

Zip it shut buddy.

Too bad, I can use line breaks!

He felld to make it to the water.

I can also line 'em up... the replies I mean!

FAILED

The other side is just a zip, slip, and flip, away.

Well, Timmy's dead! LINE 'EM UP!

Hey this line has a bend in it LOL!

I dare you to cross this line.

cheap zip line. probably a home-job.

When you fall from a zip line,
rip and tear up your behind,
that's amoreeee.

At least he landed on......earth.

Line-1
dude-ZIP!
that's all I got!

OYYSZH-FUHH!!

does anyone know if the crocs munched on his bones ?

I don't think it broke the pssy just couldn't hold on

with you on that..didn't see it break and the cannonball at the end looked a little too fun

Oiyyyyy Funk!

I did the same thing years ago but I forgot about the ounce of bud in my pocket.

but i always break my zip pants

nice idea poor execution

I hate panicky cameraman.

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark...he'll be picking foliage out of his ass for weeks...

the only zip line i'll be putting down is........a prostitutes..

in the words of paul simon....Zip zliding away....

Actually, the zipline was "made in ethiopia"

From 100% recycled newspaper. Go green.

the zip line didn't break, his body mass was just 2 unbearable for him to carry! watch he wasnt hooked up to it!! i wish he hadve hit the water tho 2bf haha TIDAL WAVVEEEEEEE

Welcome to the jungle

did he land in the water?

either he lost his grip or timed it terribly wrong.

either way he probably deserved it (DAMN IT you got me typing this shit now)

NO YOU DID NOT (or ) no you didnt KEEP ON GRINNIN

how'd i make you do that?

DUDE WERE'S MY ZIPLINE

anyone else want a line

i gave you a thumbs up seeing as no other boring bastard would!! i wouldnt mind one tho if ur offering

And you sir get a thumbs up for the Human Traffic avatar!

Looked so good on paper too. What could have possibly gone wrong?

One time i broke my zipper - and fell ------but
nobody wuz filmin it, and ...........i woke up playin soccer, in Malaysia......i think
i think i'm havin a flashback

Nah...apparently this was a crude telephone set up and there was another call coming in, so i reckon he was told to get off the line.!