Extremely Bizarre Accident Involving a Camel

Everyone, on recommendation from you lot I have given up the Oat business and have taken up Smoothie Making
I think the camel was just trying anal while on E

this cant be good, become passionate about beer, then we will see.

I'm Muslim
No beer for me

Sorry to hear that.

notthebeerpart

Oh don't be sorry, I am very happy to be Muslim
I am a convert myself

wow ive hit a deer while driving and i thought that it was a huge animal but that camel was as big as my mother-in law

a camel driving a roadster? wow!

Per yesterday's singling-out "Bash zykron" fest in the Sumo Wrestlers Ankle Snaps video,
I'm going to make my following contribution to the pun game very clear so that people won't mistakenly think that I am on drugs or just got out of bed.
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I will use the following words in a sequence of puns to produce the image of "ramble":
Camel, hump, crashed.
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Using these specific words, I will now pun away with ramble in mind:
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I try not to hump the animals in the road,
but my car wanted to smoke a camel light.
So Genuis180, GGallin1 and myself crashed for the night, got out the drugs, and humped each other.
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There, I had to do all that setup so that you assholes from yesterday's sumo video (who know who you are) wouldn't today single my puns out from liacon's, incarnate's, diz's, soryon's, highroller's, or anyone else's, despite the fact that mine follow a similar style to theirs. Now you can all kiss my ass and go to hell.
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P.S. In reality, I love you all! Free beer and last slices of pizza for everyone!

Zyk - are you on drugs or have you just woke up???
@ Vid - the sight of camel toe was just too much.

LOL!

I will you the benefit of doubt that you are insane.

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Nice Camel toe....

If this towel heads would concentrate more on their driving skills and less on fucking camels,
these type of things wouldn't happen

This reminds me of my ex old lady after a night on the town

Everyones so focused on drinking and driving, they've forgot to tell Joe Camel about the hazzrds of smoking and driving. His cigarette fell in his camel toe and it went down hill from there.

With that ass up like that, and enough booze in my system, why the hell not?

He needs to stick to cigarette promos and forget about the driving lessons....

They take their speed humps seriously over there.

The camel got the hump that's all....

authorities are seeking a man who crashed in the desert yesterday. they contend that he and his girlfriend were drunk, returning home after a long night of partying and debauchery. police are unsure what caused the crash, but said that the man left the scene, leaving his dead girlfriend in the car.

This is a special news update. The driver of the car that was crashed in the desert yesterday has been found. authorities say while the cameltowers were picking through the wreckage they found the man lodged deep within the cameltoe. This has been a special news update, more on this story when we return.

i was implying that the camel WAS his girlfriend. at least i thought it was funny, but you still ruined it.

I'm such a knuckle head. Dangnabit I hate when I do that.

AMERICAN DRIVERS !!!!!
Can't friggen LEARN how to drive.......

No actually, the American WOMEN drivers have no idea how to drive.
But damn, they know how to drive my bong!

You can have American women all you want
Fat and not good on the eyes

I don't get my girls from McDonalds, but glad you asked anyways. Doesn't matter, buy me a chocolate shake.

I really don't think it is nice of you to call Zyk What did he do to you!?!?

Camels driving upside down like that cause lots of accidents in that part of the world, I hear.

Do you think he got some Camel Toe?!

Time to get some camel toe'd.

Time to get some camel toe'd.

That was disturbing. I mean, no one was mounting it? And no single file line as far as the eye could see of guys waiting their turn? Disturbing I tell you. Camel-humping not as popular over there these days?

Coincidently, the local haulers are called "Camel Towing".

Now that would give me the hump if that happen to me

Man, bet the driver had the hump for days

the "religious police" are going to have a field day with this.
Acts of public sexual effection are not to be tolerated.
atleast we all know what Saudi Princess looks like now.

He was DUNEd from the seconded his shoes came off!

The driver of the car is going to eat good for months, especially now that he can't drive to Burger King. It might be Burger Shiek in that country.

What's with the zoom in on the camel's face? Look it's smiling!

WTF! No camel Toe?

See?
Fuckin' slow down assholes.

From man ass to camel ass. Where are you going with this, Scott?

I for one, try not to make any ASSumptions ASS to what Scott might be ASSuming. The ASSimulated videos of all those ASSes can only lead me to ASSume that ASSking (ASS-KING, lol) Scott what his ASStounding reasons for posting all these ASSinine videos is, would be similar to ASSking an ASSistant ASStrologer of ASStute capASSity what ASStroids are. After writing all that I feel like such an ASS. Zyk I could sure use one of those last slices of pizza, if there's any left.

You two can kiss my ass!

ASSASSINS.... Nasty Ass Sins.