The Worst Throw in the History of Flash Bangs

Everyone, on recommendation from you lot I have given up the Oat business and have taken up Smoothie Making
So this is how the Iraqis get any kills, there are retards in the army, who would have known.

COULD HAVE THROWN A DIAPER INSTEAD

shouldn't they be bind, or am I confused about flash bang

yes and no.. flash bangs more disorientate unless your looking directly at them.. people train with them so much they begin not to effect you.. special forces people such as SBS/SAS can stand right by them and be barely effected, even less with tactical gear (goggles and ear protectors)... its the same as mace or alcoholism , effects lessen with more use... alcoholics can drink more than the normal person and still complete day to day tasks.. rapists after a while cant even get hard without it .. sorry i dont have a funny answer

One of those soldiers must have been a woman. No real man throws his bong back onto himself.

Thats because they are soldiers from the planted Zykron. (god I hate typing the word Zykron - makes me feel like I walked into a star trek convention) ooh yuck.

are you doc2boc

He's not doc2boc, he's just some COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE TROLL who called me out (which he shouldn't have done anyways) over a single pun-game post of mine yesterday and has not let up since. Remember when trolls were on diz's, Scotty's, and others' backs with the trolls going "your posts suck" and eventually getting into the shoutboxes of the users? That's what I have with me: a classic post-hating troll. I have absolutely no idea why it's with me, either.

Yeah, Fuck BOC. I dont know either of you but boc sounds like an asshole and Zykron is the Veteran here.

Ok this is what CryKron wrote about a sumo wwrestler hurting his ankle the other day ---( All along, he kneeded to ankle his diet just a bit...but he's fat and lazy, which is why he will sumo wrestlers before a fat, wide-eyed judge.
Oh and by the way, where are my beach towels?)--- Sorry if I don't get it? Sorry if the shit makes no sense to me and I pointed it out, it was just a joke! This guy CryKron is worse then my old lady on her period,

Well, it's a pun joke that implies that if the sumo wrestler hadn't been so fat, then his ankle wouldn't have been broken. (People have told me on the forums that I sometimes make no sense, but most of those people have a playful tone... instead of going "What the fuck?" or "Go back to bed"... see the difference?)
--So, BOC, I'll tell you what then, I'll let go of your posts... but starting tomorrow, you really gotta let go of mine, or at least really suppress your tone when you say I don't make sense.
--Oh, and official business buddy, I'm deadly serious when I say that I'm letting it go this time. Call me out tomorrow, and you're gone.
--Alexxmoore, I really am a NoTox Veteran, and it's because I've seen it all. I've single-handedly crushed almost 20 major NoTox trolls in the past year, both here and in the forums. And every single time I call one out (or get called out), the majority has agreed with my standpoint, without exception. So, BOC, take that seriously or with a grain of salt. "CryKron" won't bother with you much more, but take note: when someone calls me out, it's usually a big mistake.

Since your on your soapstand willing to abuse your little throne of authority, how come I have to endure your bullcrap daily, both on public post's and in my shoutbox. There's a point when your comments are no longer a joke and they cross the line of abuse. ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------
You sir should not be a moderator in any capacity of the word, instead of letting go and moving on like any normal person would... you provoke and roll a big ball of shit untill your hands stink off it.---------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------
A good example of a moderator is Cucarichoto or however you spell it - sorry cuca. But I've read comments where people have called him everything short of a Tiajuana whore and he handles it with grace and nips it in the bud with a joke.-------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- --------------
I have no respect for you Zykron, you live by double standards, I'm sure BOC didn't know you were a MOD - who would, the way you carry on.
You want to run this place like little hitler - you want to ban me also - go right ahead - I got a life - I just hope someday you will learn to be like the much esteemed Cuckooratchito. ---------It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.
Winston Churchill

nice one kidda

naw, maybe one of them had to be the enemy in cognito..

Is it alright to laugh at this shit? I'm kind of confused.
LOL.

thank god he didnt have to throw a hand grenade...

Isn't a Flash Bang the same thing as a Quickie.

gimp

FUCKING TEAMFLASHER

lol yes!

I was expecting one of Scotty2Hotty's transexual midgets to come out of the little door. Followed by Scotty2Hotty, of course.

later that day, during rocket launcher training, they all perished in a freak explosion.

One happy bunch!

im not so sure i would be proud of that vid, that should have been one that was deleted so nobody could ever take blame for it.

Isn't that the point of a flash bang? If you can't blind them with brilliance, bafffle them with bullshit.

By the way they reacted it is also meant to cause histerical laghter, giddyness, and casual conversation. Yeah, I can see how that could work.

What type of gun was that?, didn't ring any bells.

The rifle is an "Automatisk Gevær 3 Forandring 1" (AG3F1) built by Kongsberg Våpenfabrikk, Norway. It's a licensed german H&K G3A4 (H&K is the same company that makes the famous MP5 submachinegun). The "Forandring 1" means something like "difference 1", and refers to the retractable stock replacing the usual full stock on the regular AG3. The retractable stock makes the weapon more suitable for close quarters combat (as seen here) or transportation.
I've served with exactly this weapon myself. It's extremely powerful, reliable...and heavy=D
http://www.youtube.com/wa tch?v=F9MOAPO2Ll0
Here it is on video

Holy shit, man. You know your guns. Impressive.

I thought "Flash Bang" was describing how I got my dates!

His farts are made of laughing gas, it seems.

dammit beat me to it

I've done that several times in Counterstrike and COD4! It's even funnier in real life!

I prefer the stun in COD4

That's why you should wait until after the training drill to give each other shotguns through the mortar tube

Should've been a C4 instead of that Flash

You know at least ONE of those guys didn't think it was so funny...that guy that threw it better sleep with one eye open.......

what a dipshit

too bad it wasn't tear gas

Haha Thought they were meant to be trained to use weapons??

noobs

i bet i could've walked on in their training and thrown better.

U are laughing now.....
Jus u wait until u have to put up with this guy with real grenades...

DUDE WERES MY A ..A ... A ...GRENADES

What you can't see, is that there is a big fucking fan on the other side of the room.

probably the canadian military...doesnt surprise me

The first day of training at the "Wile E. Coyote" school of tactical maneuvers went well.
It's really basically genetic - Muslims really jess can't do ANYTHING right

if you traded him for a camel someone in a shitty blue car would just run into it anyways!

Looking at how they laugh afterward, looks like a LSD bomb.

nearly wet myself laughing

ha ha, give me your fucking oil!

he probably went flash-bang in his pants............

And we havent won yet? Hum

lol,they just found out the meaning of Flashbang...And well,thats what training is for,to learn from your fuckups...

who cares, they still heroes in my book..