As long as I still have my Oats I'll live

/sigh. you oat to find a new gimmick.

This is why retards and should never be mixed

someone said ''thats no good man'' personally i thought it was FUCKING GREAT!

I'm with you sir. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll bleed out

I was hoping to see some brains but apparently he was all out.

Well at least his injury was for a good cause..
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Our enjoyment...

Yeah, a blood alcohol level of .25 will do that to ya!

thats the kind of guy who should be lured too a hotel room by some smoking hot female pre-med student ..... to later wake up in a bath tub full of ice with a kidney or two missing

Boy am I glad to be past the, "young, drunk and stupid" phase of my life. Or at least I think I am.

PHASE? Thats supposed to be a phase?
I made it a lifestyle

I hear ya!

Two outta three aint bad. -

Yeah, I ain't so young these days.

Age is just a number, you're really as old as you feel. Now where's that Ben-gay, this arthritis in my knuckles makes it so hard to type sometimes.

IM GLAD IM STILL YOUNG, WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL GET UPTO!

I don't think that's what he meant when he said he wanted to get a little gash today.

The next president of america

killyourself

Notice how the concussion counter-balanced the dizziness and he was able to stand up OK?

If my kid goes biserk on me again, then I'm gonna hit him with a whiffle bat!
But I don't have kids, so any that do get in my way will get hit by said bat.

Put his hat back on him, he'll be fine

have fun explaining that to the nurses in triage.

Cheap form of intertainment, a bottle of boones farm and an idiot.

Who knew spinning around on a stick could be so extreme

hmmm, if i was to guess, i'd say that the spinning game has something to do with increased flow to the brain. after he split his head open on the pavement, the flood gates opened and wha-la.

The blood had had enough of this host's refusal to send it to the brain, so it made an escape.

was that paint ?

Someone get a Tampon!!!!! Isn't that what you do when a useless cunt starts bleeding?!?!?!?

why was he running arround a whifflebat anyways?

the useless cunt walked away after getting him spinning again then watching him fall
sort of like funny funny
oh shit not my fault
useless cunt in denim shorts blact top and back to front cap exits stage right

Interesting......

I love the way they state the obvious.. "He's down man, he's down!" Of course he's bloody down.. He's a dizzy rascal!

Finally, some blood! I was hoping someone would fall and bust their head open. Someone like Mr. Mac for instance. But this is just fine.

Yet again the floor wins and the person loses

No, fuck you go get some stitches you cocksuckeing tard.

You can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

Mr Miyagi say: that future Amelica.

a few observations....
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i love the cleaners bag rain coat...
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why did that chick have rubber gloves?
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gravity is so cruel....

i love when there is like 30 people there and every one just stands around no one drives him to the hospital or phones 911

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round...umph

L M F A O!!!!! I watched that over & over & over & laughed harder each time. I'm at work so people came over to see what the hell was so funny & I showed them, now I have a group of peole behind me cracking up & watching me type this! O.K., show's over get the hell out of my office!

"OMG, I'm a Tomato!"

A legal high.

That happens all the time to me when im drunk... just with out me spinning around a bat.

PWNT

thats f,n awsome

Juicy moron!

Do it again dumbass

Twat.

thats an attention bump growing on his face

thats not good. never thought id actually hear that during a "situation." no fucking shit

cud be worse...........he cud be a positive contributor to society........but he's not; so let his shallow gene pool blood spill out to run away in the gutters................

he's contributing... by sharing all the drugs in his bloodstream with all those people

i like that technique , ground to the face technique so cool

cool

damn..nothing like a head injury to stop the dizziness

friends like these huh gary?
-that's right dude.

trying to impress the girls...

...by playing a 12 year-old's game, impressive indeed

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What´s the Big Deal,
Little Super glue, couple of Motrin, he´ll be as good as new in about 10 Minutes

That sober him up.

he was a tard alright