Boy am I glad to be past the, "young, drunk and stupid" phase of my life. Or at least I think I am.

PHASE? Thats supposed to be a phase?
I made it a lifestyle

I hear ya!

Two outta three aint bad. -

Yeah, I ain't so young these days.

Age is just a number, you're really as old as you feel. Now where's that Ben-gay, this arthritis in my knuckles makes it so hard to type sometimes.

IM GLAD IM STILL YOUNG, WHO KNOWS WHAT I'LL GET UPTO!

trying to impress the girls...

...by playing a 12 year-old's game, impressive indeed