Comments - Bodyguard Takes Care of a Ridiculous Speech Interruption
category: Cool | views: 96630 | posted on: 05/20/2008
His skills includes hand-to-hand combat, advanced weaponry training, and swatting remote control helicopters out of the sky.
Tennis is for fags and queers. Trust me, they're fly swatters.
OnlyOneOar [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:58am
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I think some bored woman lost her dildo when the clit-beating blade got some lift.
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best use of a remote helicopter ive seen was when that twat david blaine was in london sitting in a raised box without food for some unknown reason - some clever funny fcukers (diz most likley) dangled a hamburger from it and hovered said chopper outside the gimps box.
Hilarious it was.
buggerball [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:14am
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Suicide-by-cock : become a politician and hope a giant flying dildo ASSasinates you to death up the bunghole 
Laughing Gravy [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:23am
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This is the Russian response to America's feared 'Star Wars' project.
scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:10am
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Ahh, your King Kong technique is strong! Now try my Tiger style!
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how bizzare?????? Why is this here????? Are we really this broke with videos that we post this rubbish?
This video is NT material
Go fucking fist yourself
What videos would you like to see? Men in pink shirts fighting each other...
Fuck you, Fuck your family, Fuck your blood
CuteSomedays [ban] | May 20 08 : 10:12am
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Your having a happy day I see. Have a and a 
and things will all be calm and good in your world. 
Kazelot666 [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:45am
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Yeah, i think they all hoped it would turn out to be a real exploding asassination-copter or something..as i did 
fuck rc toys
lenny66goteam [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:28am
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I thought the bodyguard looked like a bit of a queer before anything happened.
Bitch slapping a toy confirmed it
rabidfire75 [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:37am
it would've been badass if that chopper had a miniature EFP strapped to it and took those dudes out 
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:18am
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He's part of the new non-uniformed 'S.W.A.T' team.
LOL. 
i'd be pissed if that was my chopper though 
nightowl12 [ban] | May 20 08 : 8:38am
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"We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!"
"But sir, it's just a model..."
[takes out a pistol] "I said, Hop in."
squidjuice [ban] | May 20 08 : 11:36am
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"Mayday! Mayday! Cock chopper is down! Couldn't get in close enough to deploy the pocket pussy paratroopers. Send reinforcements!"
"Roger that. Butt-bead bombers, prepare for takeoff!"
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I've actually worked a few jobs as a bodygaurd and I don't want to be a monday morning QB but I think they should've evacuated the client. It wouldn't be very hard to put a small amount of demo on one of those things and fly it right into the client and detonate. I wasn't there and I don't know the threat level so it's just my humble opinion. 
مباشرةً للقبض على قادة المتطرفين والمنظمات الإرهابية. تُمنح مكافآة خاصة بقيمة 25 مليون دولار أمريكي للقبض على أسامة بن لادن ومكافآة قد تصل إلى 10 مليون دولار أمريكي للقبض على القائد عزة الدوري من النظام العراقي السابق. هذه المعلومات قد تتضمن ولكن ليست مقتصرة على التالي:
1* المكان الحالي و نشاطات هؤلاء الاشخاص
2 * مع من يتقابل هؤلاء الاشخاص وما هي مخططاتهم المستقبلية
3 * البنية التحتية الداعمة لهؤلاء الاشخاص من ضمنها مصادر التمويل
4 * الاشخاص الذين يدعمون أو يساعدون هؤلاء الاشخاص
THEAMAZINGLEAF [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:12pm
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g4 SUCKS they couldn't show it becauce it was OLIVIAs DILDO
If I'm not speaking in english, in a country that doesn't speak english plus I'm giving a speech in a crowded room. If anything, ANYTHING flies near me, I'm knockin' down anyone who's in my path to the fuckin' door.
My first thought was everyone is having a laugh and taking pictures until the fuckin' thing blows up the room, then some dude films all that, gets it put on here and we all have a good laugh.
Angel of Sin [ban] | May 21 08 : 7:30pm
Fucking bodyguard sitting there all serious n shit then all of a sudden "Dems dem fukin halicawptas dey told us bout in bodygard twainin...gonna karate chawp dat fukin hawlicawpter..."
BlackSniper1981 [ban] | May 22 08 : 4:21pm
It might be that guy that threw the egg at the microsoft guy trying to get revenge. I hope I don't see a dildo attached to a rc chopper in a porno anytime soon. 
ChadAndrewNT [ban] | May 25 08 : 3:01am
That dildo wouldn't have hurt anyone during that conference.
Milk, Poo and Lemonade [ban] | May 25 08 : 7:20pm
best use of a remote helicopter ive seen was when that twat david blaine was in london sitting in a raised box without food for some unknown reason - some clever funny fcukers (diz most likley) dangled a hamburger from it and hovered said chopper outside the gimps box.
Hilarious it was.
It didn't say chopper, although you're right about the hamburger. Someone else, probably, Dizbiscuit also, threw a golf ball at him, and some one else, probably Biscuit too, swam naked in the Thames about one mile further inland, just by Westminster bridge. That may have happened a few months after David Blaine did his amazing feat, but it was most likely Bizknees, because it was clever and he managed to evade capture by the River Police for minutes on end. It's the sort of thing he could get away with, anyway. I don't know if this man got away with it, but if it was Beesknees, he probably did.
Milk, Poo and Lemonade [ban] | May 25 08 : 7:42pm
Calang on May 21 08 : 5:27am wrote:
Tennis is for fags and queers. Trust me, they're fly swatters.
HAHAHA! YOUR FUCKING RIGHT! ANY SPORT THAT REQUIRES MEN RUNNING AROUND IN LAPDANCING TIGHT SHORTS AND THEN COMPLAINING IN HIGH PITCHED FRUITY LISPS THAT ''THE BALL WAS IN! HAS TO HAVE BEEN CONCOCTED IN A GAY DUNGEON IN SAN FRANCISCO! HAHAHA!
Yeah. I hate those tennis playing, hairy-balled, muscley-thighed homosexuals too. And as for the men, they're even more worserer, and I hate them too! I hate anything that's in the slightest bit queer, because I don't want my daughter bummed to death by any homosexual ever. I don't want my wife to be attacked in a toilet on Hampstead Heath, and I didn't want Princess Diana, however brave she might have been, to get AIDS, and then shake hands with a kiddie with cancer and ruin his life. If God had wanted men to kiss men, or women to kiss women, he would have made it much more fun and given men some sort of lubricated opening somewhere for other men to stick it up. Also, I think God would have given men a womb and lovely soft skin, although, I don't presume to ever know what God is thinking. I'm sure that there will be pro-homo-promos that show us the evidence of Jesus appearing in a tomato with an earring, but that doesn't necessarily prove he was Gay. It might just have been an anomaly in the tomato. Hating Gays not only feels right, it prevents anyone ever sticking his penis up my bottom or being a lesbian on the coffee table in my parlour while wearing bondage in front of my children, the former of which is becoming much more likely now that it's not illegal and men and women can openly get married to other men and women of the same sex. I have removed anything Gay from my household, as I don't want my boy being influenced by things like tennis, Kiwi fruits, bananas, Nudist Guys magazine, Heavy Metal, male make-up of any sort, mopeds, contact sports that don't involve combat, wrestling, dollies and poetry about anything but war and being the dad of a soldier. I hope all poofs die in their own festering bath of essential oils, inside their immaculately clean flats in Hampstead, choking on their fresh flowers and the stench of male parfum.
kingofmean [ban] | Jul 23 08 : 7:02am
[quote=Milk, Poo and Lemonade, May 25 08 : 9:42pm]
dizdabiz on May 21 08 : 5:56am wrote:
Calang on May 21 08 : 5:27am wrote:
Tennis is for fags and queers. Trust me, they're fly swatters.
HAHAHA! YOUR FUCKING RIGHT! ANY SPORT THAT REQUIRES MEN RUNNING AROUND IN LAPDANCING TIGHT SHORTS AND THEN COMPLAINING IN HIGH PITCHED FRUITY LISPS THAT ''THE BALL WAS IN! HAS TO HAVE BEEN CONCOCTED IN A GAY DUNGEON IN SAN FRANCISCO! HAHAHA!
Yeah. I hate those tennis playing, hairy-balled, muscley-thighed homosexuals too. And as for the men, they're even more worserer, quote]
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tim22burov [ban] | Oct 24 08 : 12:00pm
ok i know the story and its not a flyin hellecapter its a flyin dick with balls
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Perceval [ban] | May 20 08 : 4:03am
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