Pathetic Bass Player Makes an Ass Of Himself on Stage

Ha ha ha ha ha that was the funniest thing I've seen in some time :-D
his surprise when he saw it in orbit is priceless

Free bass.

Rudimentary skills of being a bass player:
1. Do NOT be good enough to play lead guitar
2. But DO be good enough to HOLD a guitar

after this i heard the bass player was DEMOTED and was last seen playing the triangle!

is that above or below cowbell?

HAHAHA! HEY PLAYING THE COWBELL IS AN HONOUR AND THE COWBELL IS AT THE TOP OF THE INSTUMENTCHAIN!
which one MOPHEAD or GREASEMASTER?

Once a HORNY guy, he set the TONE
with his CLEF BAND pulling NOTES.
He lost his TEMPO
And kicked a CELLO
At which he screamed: OBOE!!!!

HAHAHA! how about.....
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM MADRSS
WHO'S BALLS WERE MADE OUT OF BRASS
WHEN JANGLED TOGETHER
THEY PLAYED STORMY WEATHER
TILL LIGHTNING SHOT OUT OF HIS ARSE!

It's to early, I thought the guy was going to be playing a fish
.
Did you know sick fish go to the
sturgon

^
well, you do know that you can TUNE a piano, but you cant tune-a-fish (get it TUNA fish) !! hahahaha, hahahah ....tuna ....FISH!
*looks around , nobody is laughing at my second-grade joke*
exits stage right --------->

HA HA HE LOOKED BACK LIKE " OH SHIT!"

CC deville he is NOT.

Your not Jimi Hendrix, go home and shoot yourself.

Pumekuhp's first appearance on NoTox was always going to be memorable

Dick.

how an asshole musician gets his grop member to stop playing

The only way to describe this is...
Epic fail.

If went off smoothly they would have went platnum.

He was playing a throwaway riff.

the singer also made an ass out himself with that haircut.

What a time to quit the band

Cant really blame him I'd smash there equipment too..just cause they suck...

Sounds like shit....they probably play that band on the radio all the time.

Hahah I love the way the singer looks around like "where the fuck has he gone?"

There is a reason so many bands are called "garage bands"...They should never have left the sound stage aka the garage...

I think they should fire the singer too, and split the 50 bucks two ways. That's even better business. He sucks!

That will be an interesting story for when they become famous..for being the worst band ever

Was that an Air Guitar?

Well it is NOW!
....and it's STILL in the air!

Yes... it's a guitar for people with air for brains.

Fucking quality!!!

Love that.
(Both thumbs way up!)

Depends where you hang the cow's bell?

The singer had very nice hair. It was groomed and cut to perfection....and his voice was amazing too. His vocal range was a very impressive 3 notes.

HA HA the bass player walked off stage to cry.

Must be the bassist for AIR SUPPLY

if he didn't want to play, all he had to do was
quit and walk of stage..he didn't have to make
it so dramatic..

All your bass...your bass...bass...bass...all your bass...are belong to us!

In rehearsal they would have all stopped and reorganized but live their ego is controlling what little intelligence exist's and they keep on playing even if it sounds anemic.

Monumental fail.
Buy a better strap too :þ

He should have done a Krist Novacelic of Nirvana during the 1999 MTV awards, that would have rung his bell.

"Major Tom to ground control..."
"Ground control we have spotted another douche bag, please eliminate"

After their world tour, these guys pooled their money to get haircuts and got back to their true calling - flipping burgers.

Later he tries to explain to his bandmates, "But guys! Remember when we were at Steve's playing Rock Band and I did that? It was awesome!"

The lead singer cries "AAAWWWWWW" right after the idiot flings his bass. Do you think it might have gone pickup deep into his ASS???

"Fuck! My mom's gonna kick my ass when she finds out what I did to her guitar."

he should take up bass fishing

But then he'll have to learn how to kiss the fish on the mouth after catching them.

The idiot, lol..

yeh that is quite tricky.. takes talent that one..squirmy little things..?? have u mastered it???

I'm guessing that you're replying to me... I haven't actually done that. I've always wanted to pet the fish. Perhaps 10 years ago, a 5:30am summer trip over to the beach down in York (in the state) with parents and relatives led to me catching a 10-inch something-or-other BY HAND right on the waterline's edge. The water was cold and only ankle or knee deep.
zykron fishes by hand.

you got fish fingers then zyk ?

Nah but I sure like pulling the plecos out of fishtanks and playing with them on land for an hour!

the whole band sucks... not just the bass player

Sadly, I have done this. but not on stage thank god. ALWAYS BUY STRAP LOCKS.

sounds like a great story.. u touching 10 inch things by hand.. ive had a few.. im probally reading this wrong...lol

at least he's not a Hansen look a like like the other 2 fruit cups

he should stick to playing "skin flute"

that was pretty good who else do you know that can make a bass disappear on stage??