Comments - Hockey Player Attempts to Fight But it Backfires

category: Funny | views: 48491 | posted on: 05/17/2008

That's actually a good strategy. Pretend you're a crippled retard when it's time to fight.

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Umbrageous [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:02am

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So...Who won?

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:09am

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Umbrageous on May 17 08 : 6:02am wrote:
So...Who won?

THE CHIROPRACTOR?

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zykron [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:40am

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Can you tie for two COTDs?!

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Tommy69456 [ban] | May 17 08 : 7:22am

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priceless that made milk come through my nose

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Limbeau [ban] | May 17 08 : 7:36am

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That's why I refuse to drink milk.

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zykron [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:21am

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Fresh from the gallon!
http://img.alibaba.com/ph oto/50363187/Milk_Tank.jp g

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cucarachito [ban] | May 17 08 : 7:35am

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i hope there's not a video out there of a fart-throwing contest ...cause umbrageus is going to ask "who won" ..and diz is sure to respond "...the proctologist"
sheesh

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 17 08 : 9:56am

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cucarachito on May 17 08 : 9:35am wrote:
i hope there's not a video out there of a fart-throwing contest ...cause umbrageus is going to ask "who won" ..and diz is sure to respond "...the proctologist"
sheesh

DAMN DUDE THATS GOING STRAIGHT INTO MY ARCHIVES!

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liacon [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:12pm

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brilliant sir
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Diz you were on fire today and I think you should thank Umbregeous for the assist

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 18 08 : 3:01am

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liacon on May 17 08 : 8:12pm wrote:
brilliant sir
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Diz you were on fire today and I think you should thank Umbregeous for the assist

OF COURSE I THANKED HIM! and then i thanked the rest of the crew in my shoutbox!

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Earth Nelson [ban] | May 17 08 : 9:58am

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Can hardly wait for the next video with Abbot and Costello here. Shady, Dizzy

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 17 08 : 10:11am

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Earth Nelson on May 17 08 : 11:58am wrote:
Can hardly wait for the next video with Abbot and Costello here. Shady, Dizzy

and a CHEERY CHEERS to you too pal!

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Calang [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:49pm

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dizdabiz on May 17 08 : 6:09am wrote:
Umbrageous on May 17 08 : 6:02am wrote:
So...Who won?
THE CHIROPRACTOR?

Don't let anyone convince you into believing that booze kills brain cells. That's a crock of shit.

Have another brain booster.

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:20pm

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Calang on May 17 08 : 6:49pm wrote:
dizdabiz on May 17 08 : 6:09am wrote:
Umbrageous on May 17 08 : 6:02am wrote:
So...Who won?
THE CHIROPRACTOR?
Don't let anyone convince you into believing that booze kills brain cells. That's a crock of shit.
Have another brain booster.

IN BEER WE TRUST!

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Calang [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:12am

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That was a real throw down.

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buggerball [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:12am

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Umbrageous on May 17 08 : 6:02am wrote:
So...Who won?

Not you, Um, shut up!

j/k. Sadly I did vote on both your loser little quips

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Umbrageous [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:13am

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Thanks have a XXXX

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scuba [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:20am

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he'll have his litle sister beat the other guy up

deleted user [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:22am

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jcp517 [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:47am

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Still more of a man than a soccer player.

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neebuz [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:54am

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and a football player

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pates [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:44am

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lol? how does being a hockey player make you "more of a man" and since when in the 21st century was being "a man" top of the social agenda.
I think you need to get out of your time trap of 1925 when "real" men smoked cigars, drank whiskey and were full time labourers.
Being a man in this day involves fucking hot chicks and getting pissed up. This hockey player just fell the fuck over like a poofta. But thanks for the comment, gramps.

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TurboGuy [ban] | May 17 08 : 7:34am

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Maybe the multi-million dollar salaries have something to do with it.

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CJMikey [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:51am

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=D this is funny

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Shawn [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:56am

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corky RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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buggerball [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:58am

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How embarrassing, his hands fell off
I think that bum who lost his hand on the railway track runs a support group. He should join.

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Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 18 08 : 4:42pm

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buggerball on May 17 08 : 6:58am wrote:
How embarrassing, his hands fell off
I think that bum who lost his hand on the railway track runs a support group. He should join.

I think the name of that group is handless anonomous. Although the skater guy wins hands down.

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8039 [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:00am

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Best..clip..ever!!

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JoeyLad [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:13am

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Nice one!

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TurboGuy [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:21am

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It looks like Rhutu hooks the guy behind the knee.

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MoreGore [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:41am

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Dude tripped him....why didn't he mollywop that dude in white.

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highroller74 [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:43am

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I think ther were all white!

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SHREK58 [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:42am

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And they wonder why Lord Stanley constantly laughs his ass off at the Calgary FLAMERS!!!

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BOC [ban] | May 17 08 : 5:58am

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Sounded like the Joker was announcing the game!

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scottie2high [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:15am

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it did sound just like the joker he should be in the next batman

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PassionateAboutOats [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:03am

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If only he hate more Oats, Oats make you strong you know !

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zykron [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:57am

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Well my theory goes like this if he "hate" Oats he'll fall down, and that's exactly what happened. But maybe he likes his Oats as a frozen bar and so now he can put some ice on it.

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PassionateAboutOats [ban] | May 17 08 : 7:58am

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Haha
Damn Typos, ruin my glory !

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dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:27am

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At least he went down fighting. Well, flailing.

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Krazy [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:32am

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so i guess ice is slippy???

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spazemunky [ban] | May 17 08 : 6:58am

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Best Sport EVER !!!

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SHREK58 [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:12am

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ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY!!!!!! CHEERS TO THAT!!!!

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buggerball [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:09am

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I find it ironic that grass hockey players have the less manly reputation despite being the ones without protection I'd be more afraid of grass hockey than ice hockey.

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talltee19 [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:12am

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Chazz Micheal Micheals would have gotten the job done..

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Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:33am

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The fastest i've ever seen anyone check how cold the ice felt...

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RReaper [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:44am

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SHREK58 on May 17 08 : 7:42am wrote:
And they wonder why Lord Stanley constantly laughs his ass off at the Calgary FLAMERS!!!

Calgary LAMERS!!!

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TurboGuy [ban] | May 17 08 : 8:48am

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C stands for CHOKE!

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BEERMAN [ban] | May 17 08 : 9:18am

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Musta caught the "phantom punch"

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Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 17 08 : 11:38am

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Like the man that was kicked by the secret invisible ninja?

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 17 08 : 9:37am

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zykron on May 17 08 : 8:40am wrote:
Can you tie for two COTDs?!

i thing ive learnt on this site is you could be riding high 1 minute and getting taken over by everyone another minute!

Tommy69456 on May 17 08 : 9:22am wrote:
priceless that made milk come through my nose

that made drink also come outta my nose,funny thing is i was'nt drinking any! HAHAHA!

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zykron [ban] | May 17 08 : 10:28am

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Well everyone seems to take over me:

hellyeh on May 17 08 : 11:49am wrote:
[Scott] makes to much money to be a moderater, these days he gets dikheads to do it for him

Apparently I've got a long way to go before I take over... I'll let the other mods know that COTD is out of their reach for a while too.

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popeye619 [ban] | May 17 08 : 9:54am

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lmao

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iMasturbate [ban] | May 17 08 : 10:41am

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wow, this video is so old. still so funny.

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sean fg [ban] | May 17 08 : 10:41am

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What a wanker!!! OWNED himself.

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Earth Nelson [ban] | May 17 08 : 11:36am

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...good way to break down your opponent, make him laugh.

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Dobermann [ban] | May 17 08 : 1:16pm

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thats some contagious laugh!

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BeLOW ME [ban] | May 17 08 : 2:49pm

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What a throw down.

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dreadlock [ban] | May 17 08 : 3:07pm

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lol

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westies07 [ban] | May 17 08 : 3:25pm

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it was gd technique how he whipped his clothes of..the wen downhill from then on... TAXI

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pikemaster [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:46pm

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fantastic

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crederer [ban] | May 17 08 : 4:54pm

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well phaneuf gets the last laugh as he makes like 10 times that of Rutuu.

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digz [ban] | May 17 08 : 10:40pm

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commentator had an evil clown laugh

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Seismicshooter [ban] | May 18 08 : 2:43pm

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dion phanuef kicks ass! im a cow towner.go flames go!

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Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 18 08 : 4:37pm

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Do you get thrown from the game if you have a fight with yourself. Happy Gilmore would turn in his grave if he saw a piss poor performance like that. Although he does hold a record for the only person to take his skate off and try to stab somebody.