Damn Swingers....

This is shameless but I'm okay with it, go to Horrific Arm Break After a Failed Skate Trick And vote for me in the next 20 minutes I crave COTD. Thanks!!

damn fool

Speaking of swingers, I love that chick with the puffy nipples in the AdultFriendFinder advertisement..........ju st saying

There's mud in your eye.

And a dog's egg up your nose

well, atleast its not cum..

ewwww

It could have been dog's cum, you never know.

Right now, we've got new members showing up in the forums, and they get the big "whale cum"

whats with all this cum talk? I confused, I japanese , I have small penis.

zOMG!1

i thought he saw a half chewed piece of gum on the ground and went in scavenger mode

Swinging And eating at the same time. Sounds like the sex life I've always wanted.

It's like George on Seinfeld. He got greedy and added TV to the mix though too.

I saw that coming a mile off....dumb arse

He will have a taste of sand for a few days

Bad form. You have to respect the swings...

and my mustache.

as it was easter,they later on had an easter egg hunt for his eye...

"Congratulations. You've been selected to receive a $1000 Walmart Gift Card."
Are NT fans going to have to deal with this every day from now on? What gives?

I guess that still beats sand in your crotch.

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i thought you swung when you were three and drove cars when you were 16 where do you think this takes place, probably Utah

The only words i understood were "oh shit"

Can't wait to see Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight. Oh, sorry, wrong side.

wow, i was expecting something kinda lame actually, but that was a wicked hit he took. and he walked it off instead of crying and moaning like a baby.

Everybody knows that you need to stop with your feet not your face. I guess he got a little confused

yeah, he did a reverse Flintstone.

Guess he couldn't afford a skateboard.

When his mates said, "lets go to a swingers party and get Fucked, it will be really dirty"
I think he TOTALLY misunderstood!!!

They never mention the red bumps you'll end up with

Theres an easier way to dig a hole, no need to use your face!

Swing Low!
Sweet chariot!
Coming forth to bust up your dome!

That's one in the eye for him...

I can hear his mom now ,YOU COULD HAVE PUT AN EYE OUT nagg nagg -

He was such an idiot that he sat on the swing and got stuck!

that was pretty well thought out

let's face it, some people just don't have it in them to swing

luckily his eyes weren't destroyed by the pebbles.

should have warnings like at amusement parks.1Ride at own risks. Height requirement.You must be 3'5" To swing upside down like a tard

if you look there was a mirror under the swing with 2 fat lines of coke on it and the greedy barsted got em both

HAHAHA

CODT

Russian tuc tuc

he's gonna need some orbit gum toclean that dirty mouth

thats what we call an eye jammy!!

He should stop trying to Multi-Task.1)Breathing 2)Living 3)Swinging.

Yah, it gets a little hard to do all three at once for some of you men hey?

- And the ghost of Christopher Reeves smiled.

He could at least have lost an eye for our pleasure

scott - he can still shit unasisted - it just comes out of a different orifice - his ear

http://www.milkinfirst.co m/dictionary/d.htm

Are you shitting me? Not so much for the dog's egg part, which I find both interesting and disturbing, but look what else your little translator turned up:
devil's kiss n. A fart released by a dirty lady during sex in the 69 position. Also Hell's mouth.
Holy effing dog's egg!

there IS! a god!
its mid-day and not one pizza or girlfriend comment! thank you lord!

Mr. Sandman, give me a swing!
*dum dum dum dum*

lol,did look like he shudda broke is neck tho

That was great.

hahaha. damn, he ate like a fucking dirtload of shit!! or...wait..

well,that is also a way to clean your teeths...

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It's Fri......Day!

retarded person , might have put his brain the right place

He did'nt replace his divot.

Smack my bitch p!
Scratch my face up!

Later that week his boy friend left him. Siad the head wasnt quite the same.

I'm sure that's not the first time he's been COCK-EYED

ofifam!

What the fuck did you expected he is swedish. the only thing swedish people can do is getting fucking drunk and make there hair look like a ugly dog has died on there head

he used his eye lids as a shovel...happy fucking friday

i heard dirt tastes better over seas..

Now they call him One-Eye-Ivan III.
His dad and grandpa are surely proud of their brood.

a real swinger

nice one

Gaah!

he needs a high horse power mc and a
friend that uses a vid phone.

bet he squezed his but hole.......
(this comment makes no sense but I dont care,)

Sweet, swedish dirt pays back on a immigrant

fuk!!!! lol looked nasty at first

Grow up bitch!

thats what im talkin about

Nice to see some old familiar feces here.