"Do you want a blow job?" Now that's a true friend talking...ladies listen and learn!

With true friends like you umb, why bother the ladies?

you guys know what a buddy is? a buddy's someone that goes into town and gets two blowjobs and comes back and gives you one.

thatsdudesabuddy

This is shameless but I'm okay with it, go to Horrific Arm Break After a Failed Skate Trick And vote for me in the next 20 minutes I crave COTD. Thanks!!

Big Deal I can balance a Girl on my Dick....
lame I know srry

That was an ASSesome trick.

After all that jumping he was so tired that he decided to sit and relax.

OUCH! Think he dented his ass?

Thats in Southend on sea my home town!!!

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So did I. Big Steel stockholders there. The steel was cold too.

Now i understand the concept of bikes having 2 wheels.....and why i generally keep both on the ground

It's all in the name of good tricks.
No joke.

well seeing he thought he was SMOKING should'nt those flames have been on his LOWER SPINE instead of his hat?

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Well, I think he set a new BENCHMARK there!!!
Sorry, I'll get my coat.

Now he's sterile, that's a good thing.

that fall wasnt all that bad, but his ass was already sore from his boyfriend the night b4, so it seemed worse.

I guess I can put this screw back in his breaks now!

When you're done, take the one out of his handlebars next!!

I was thinking of the front tire bolts

Maybe that's how he learned that trick in the first place...

nothing protects you better, then your ass protector..


buy one now at your local Walmart..


i have one guys, go get one to..unless you like it in the ass.

gay friends asking for a blowjob.....doing stunts on a steep hill..................... .......they're version of BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN?

yeh but they called it broke back tail bone..is that lame

Or broke back ass.

I always thought it better to give than to receive, but that's just me.

Or broke back ass.

What a coccyx.

that will teach him to confuse a bike with a pogo stick!

Since nobody said it yet: He got nailed...in da butt!

the first part was pretty cool at least.

Gotta love the trademark 'head to the forearm' pose of defeat.

thats possibly the coolest response to receiving a broken anus

"He has more control over his bike than most people have over their bowels. Incredible."
Yes, if most people did really well, then shit their pants at the bathroom door.
But yes, he does have good skills.

If the Audi RS4 was your's do you think you'd be happy seeing this shit??

The sudden shooting pain in his butt probably brought on flashbacks of his childhood

SIT DOWN

he was realy triying to set a high bench mark with that trick

In da butt!!

his friend hands him a phone to call for an abulance

He took a pounding to the ass

fuck ouch his ass

"......has more control over his bowels.."????
NOT ANY MORE

fackin cockaknees.thare from saf london mate. me ol macker

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At the end: Hey, have some of this cream. It will help with the pain. Don't worry, Ben-gay is awesome in that area.

you know the guy in the red pants and gay helmet is thinking "can i still mount tonight" what did he give him at the end........roofies?

They're going to have to re-bushing him with a ham bone.

HIT HIM, IN THE ASS SO HARD IT GAVE HIM A BRITISH ACCENT...........

What the fuck is a british accent?

something that you don't know cus just smart people use it

ats whin he fawlss ohn ess ass, mate

ats whin he fawlss ohn ess ass, mate

wow, that was a rush

He would be well served to invest in some protective equip.

He handeld that well both ways.

haaa, the guy on 30 sec mark, was ready to give some oral on his friend..

all he was asked to do was one simple bench press.

..psshh
he should've just played it off as if sitting down in the end WAS part of the trick

that still impressed me

He'll be doing some mondo cool stunts from his wheelchair next week.
With all the chicks he's gonna get too bad he'll be limp from the waist down.

wow
i dont even think he was injured
continue discussing his ass

lol...he broke his ass !!!

ha ha, you bloody ass.

that's such a gay helmet..most things in these comments can be realated to a penis,like helmet

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Nice ass landing! Bet it hurt like shit!

He's breathing quite hard there towards the end, seems like that ass bone he dislocated poke his lung.

wasnt that painful