Comments - The Construction of a Fully Functional Nintendo Coffee Table

category: Cool | views: 33444 | posted on: 05/13/2008

This is either really lame or really cool. Either way, I wanna do that girl.

Umbrageous [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:09am

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Tom Cruise was ecstatic to finally find a girl who wouldn't tower over him on red carpets. icon_twisted.gif

Sushi69 [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:11am

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Thumbelina, finally got some quality home entertainment! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:13am

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Sushi69 [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:33am

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Mate, you should see the size of her Dildo!!!!!!! icon_eek.gif

deleted user [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:39am

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lenny66goteam [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:13am

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I wish I could waste time making pointless shit like that.
I waste it on NT instead

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:16am

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really cool, i like it alot

bud66 [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:20am

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Maybe they should actually build some furniture for their apartment. Better yet, Ikea that shit!

platinum [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:21am

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Piece of crap.Doesn't she have something more clever to do? icon_rolleyes.gif

Calang [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:22am

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They even show you how to make one, in case you're ever in shop class and high on crack.

jasez0r [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:42am

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I wonder if she needs a joystick for that pad. I have one right here lady icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:44am

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Sorry, but that takes the piss. Not in the least bit interesting and not really of NT calibre.

It's the sort of thing you'd put into a 10yr old's tv show.

Rubbish...

en jaywest [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:08am

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considering that the nintendo console died around 1990, its safe to assume these people spent the past 18 years constructing this table. that is sad.

AEnemaBay [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:15am

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Maybe they should use that remote to take control of their lives and get the hell out of their parent's basement. icon_rolleyes.gif

Pikachuy [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:21am

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That requires some serious skill. Respect.
And yes, i would love to do her. icon_biggrin.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:35am

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i hope all that effort and time was worth it.

mr.iknoweverything [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:40am

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I wan to do her on that table icon_rolleyes.gif

BOC [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:49am

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Just don't spill a drink on it! Bzzzzzt

LineKILLX [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:58am

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I heard some women use wii controllers as sex toys
Pretty sure there's a vid on the net too
Nasty...
Imagine some 14 year old nerd with a hot sister.
He goes to bed and she shoves it up her private places
next morning he goes to the console, picks up controller and it smells like fish and he treasures it and doesn't wash it
And the sister smells it too and is freaked out
That's the sad reality folks
INCEST KILLS!

boobie.bird [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:15am

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icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif You are so strange - strange like I'm not sure if I should laugh or run away scared icon_redface.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

GeniusIQ180 [ban] | May 13 08 : 11:51am

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Don't run!
Just turn around slowly and whistle as you walk to the door.

cableguy2762 [ban] | May 13 08 : 2:42pm

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WTF Dude?

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:02am

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I'm on the fence as to weather or not this is cool or lame.

jackrussel01 [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:07am

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^ agreed scotty i would have to see how big the gun is for a game of duck hunt

scotty2hotty! [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:35am

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They're making that next. It will double as a couch!

jackrussel01 [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:45am

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HAHAHA icon_beer.gif

the820yankee [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:09am

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yobbo [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:39am

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Hmmm if you can spend all that time making that pad, spend a little time cleaning up scruffy bastards.

dickdynamite [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:43am

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Whats the point in havin the family filter when we still get the porn ads on the side,i'm tryin to cut back on porn so I thought the filter wud help now I'm just relapsing constantly and not even normal porn but fucked up bungee jumping 69ers and chicks biting off dicks and all weird shit,get rid of the damn links or i could simply stop clickin them but its like putting a needle full of heroin in front of an addict and tellin him not to shoot up waaaaaaaaaaaaaah RANT OVER

Grunnerz [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:54am

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Now they need to make a console to scale to it

NUIYZ [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:10am

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I'm guessing a coffee table sized Wii controller would be cumbersome

canillo [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:21am

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better than ps3

buggerball [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:23am

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Can you get Mario and Luigi to tidy your room with that thing?

BEERMAN [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:00am

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i dunno guys - i think this is pretty cool, well, at least "different" - when ya get tired of playin the game - ya lay yer chick on it and pork her on the red buttons - "cling-cling-cling-cling- cling-cling"
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jackrussel01 [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:22am

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^ well they do say that any women can multi task

OldBoy [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:39am

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Bigger IS better !!! icon_beer.gif

zykron [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:41am

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zOMG! A girl even nerdier than me! icon_eek.gif icon_eek.gif

zykron [ban] | May 13 08 : 2:27pm

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To clarify, I'm not a girl! D'oh! icon_redface.gif icon_redface.gif

Stabcity [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:43am

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I want one NOW.
On a side note, geez these people really must have no life. They must have been building that thing for years otherwise they would own an xbox360

redneck junkie [ban] | May 13 08 : 1:53pm

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They already own a wii behind the Nintendo console.
@Video: I'd let her use my super-sized joystick to take a dive whenever she wants to play war games. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Alpha07 [ban] | May 13 08 : 3:14pm

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Ive just finished making a 6 foot long Wii controller... Im off to the gym to build up some muscles so I can shake this big S-O-B... icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

madstaff [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:43pm

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^^^ haha pmsl mate.
quality icon_cheesygrin.gif

slash [ban] | May 13 08 : 9:30am

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i wanna see the size of the robot that loads ur game into the console icon_beer.gif super cronic a hedgehog on crack [ maybe he was SPIKED] coming to to a store near you icon_beer.gif

david9999 [ban] | May 13 08 : 9:32am

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Alexxmoore [ban] | May 13 08 : 10:18am

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Thy cant even play two player. fuck them.

neebuz [ban] | May 13 08 : 10:30am

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wheres nothing toxic gone?

kaboom [ban] | May 13 08 : 11:12am

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OMG! icon_eek.gif
thats superCOOL
i remember thoes good old days when i had a nintendo, that was my second or third console, i had the amiga first
pretty neat work that is.
i think i have that console in the original box in my aic, waiting for for it to be worth a bit lol :P

indyman911 [ban] | May 13 08 : 12:07pm

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*rushes off to build Windows "space cadet" 3D pinball machine* icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Tompot [ban] | May 13 08 : 1:01pm

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LineKILLX on May 13 08 : 7:58am wrote:
I heard some women use wii controllers as sex toys
Pretty sure there's a vid on the net too
Nasty...
Imagine some 14 year old nerd with a hot sister.
He goes to bed and she shoves it up her private places
next morning he goes to the console, picks up controller and it smells like fish and he treasures it and doesn't wash it
And the sister smells it too and is freaked out
That's the sad reality folks
INCEST KILLS!
You need to get out more son.

crackdown [ban] | May 13 08 : 1:57pm

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as bigger as mi dick icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Ritli [ban] | May 13 08 : 2:50pm

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OMG, coolest fuckin thing EVER

highroller74 [ban] | May 13 08 : 2:52pm

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That was........COOL!

TurboGuy [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:13pm

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The question is - Does it play any faster?

zykron [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:28pm

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Seriously doubt it. That's like asking if one can type any faster on a thick desktop keyboard than a notebook keyboard. The notebook keys have maybe 2mm of space to press down, whereas the desktop keys need to be pressed down around double that distance. Analogy goes for the big gamepad: it takes longer to press down, but also she has to move her arms around her buttons, which probably wouldn't be a first for her anyways. icon_biggrin.gif

TurboGuy [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:52pm

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I see... Like two points on a ferris wheel. icon_idea.gif

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:14pm

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she can select and start my botton anytime.. icon_beer.gif icon_wink.gif

LaterThatNight [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:24pm

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i wonder how they're gonna split the table after their divorce?

jcp517 [ban] | May 13 08 : 4:26pm

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Nice Doors shirt.

m1ck3y_P [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:03pm

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yer i'd fuck her 2 scott

Zebra [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:10pm

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what a shithole of a home
looks worse than an 80's porno movie
chick included

steve022980 [ban] | May 13 08 : 5:16pm

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Why wasn't the bitch holding the fuckin B button. Does she expect Mario to just fuckin walk everywhere? WHORE

zykron [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:26pm

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Hey, somebody has to hold her buttons. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Toxicity [ban] | May 13 08 : 6:37pm

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Nerds, quit livin' in the past. We got ps3 now.

Peterthejimmaster [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:20pm

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I think the Xbox 360 just got owned.

Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 13 08 : 7:28pm

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Clearly he dosent root her enough if he has got time to make a big ass nintendo controller. icon_cheesygrin.gif Well if he doesnt have time I can make time icon_razz.gif

neoliam [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:12pm

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Any girl who likes the doors.. is my type of girl

OnlyOneOar [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:16pm

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Gawd. YAWN fucking YAWN..................fuc k.

Seismicshooter [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:40pm

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all the kids whos balls haven't dropped typing in about Xbox ps3's obviously were born in 94' maybe we could build a super nes and gain approval icon_rolleyes.gif

drone [ban] | May 13 08 : 9:02pm

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i remember when smash the control pad to the wal,l only if i loose in the game

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 13 08 : 10:20pm

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My coffee table sometimes comes into play, as does the pool table, kitchen counter, ironing board, workbench... icon_lol.gif

JESTERKING [ban] | May 14 08 : 1:59am

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i wanna do her, she likes big things

Shawn [ban] | May 14 08 : 2:00am

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Her hands look really soft. I bet she would be good at....................... ........... icon_biggrin.gif

Toxic [ban] | May 14 08 : 2:54am

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LAME!

Abortionbill [ban] | May 14 08 : 5:03am

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NO ONE SHITS ON MY CHEST!!!

pikemaster [ban] | May 14 08 : 4:51pm

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id let her play with my joystick cuz she has to much time and money to waste on shite like that , my cock will always rise for her

skrewloose [ban] | May 15 08 : 10:52am

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HOLD B TO RUN YOU STUPID BITCH

Mentje [ban] | May 16 08 : 1:45am

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icon_eek.gif I think she is just to retarded to handle a normal joystick. Every body is on about "doing her" Look at her face and then at the Game she is playing (mario). If she woulda have a different face with a nice computer infront of her that is playing Call of duty demo's with a lot of aces, I as a woman meself would do her icon_stoned.gif

BlackSniper1981 [ban] | May 17 08 : 10:18am

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How the hell did they get the wire connections done? They must have a degree in electronics to pull that off.If I took a nintendo controler apart I wouldn't know how to put it back together or even make a freaking table size controler. I like to see them make a table size Playstation controler that works. icon_eek.gif

a_hamburger [ban] | May 20 08 : 5:12pm

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Words cannot express how freaking awesome this is.

jesus_will_pistolwhip_you [ban] | Jul 14 08 : 11:33pm

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some people have got wayyy to much fucking time on their hands

fireman276 [ban] | Dec 7 08 : 10:01pm

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i would do that girl so hard

marKOpolo [ban] | Jul 4 09 : 7:25pm

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That seems awsomely pointless.

drccoco [ban] | Sep 16 09 : 5:19pm

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i agree with markOpolo

zordic [ban] | Oct 15 09 : 6:21am

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that bitch need a DICK!!

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