The Construction of a Fully Functional Nintendo Coffee Table

Tom Cruise was ecstatic to finally find a girl who wouldn't tower over him on red carpets.

Thumbelina, finally got some quality home entertainment!

how sad is that.

Mate, you should see the size of her Dildo!!!!!!!

now that may have been more interesting that this shit - just a tad tho

I wish I could waste time making pointless shit like that.
I waste it on NT instead

really cool, i like it alot

Maybe they should actually build some furniture for their apartment. Better yet, Ikea that shit!

Piece of crap.Doesn't she have something more clever to do?

They even show you how to make one, in case you're ever in shop class and high on crack.

I wonder if she needs a joystick for that pad. I have one right here lady

Sorry, but that takes the piss. Not in the least bit interesting and not really of NT calibre.

It's the sort of thing you'd put into a 10yr old's tv show.

Rubbish...

considering that the nintendo console died around 1990, its safe to assume these people spent the past 18 years constructing this table. that is sad.

Maybe they should use that remote to take control of their lives and get the hell out of their parent's basement.

That requires some serious skill. Respect.
And yes, i would love to do her.

i hope all that effort and time was worth it.

I wan to do her on that table

Just don't spill a drink on it! Bzzzzzt

I heard some women use wii controllers as sex toys
Pretty sure there's a vid on the net too
Nasty...
Imagine some 14 year old nerd with a hot sister.
He goes to bed and she shoves it up her private places
next morning he goes to the console, picks up controller and it smells like fish and he treasures it and doesn't wash it
And the sister smells it too and is freaked out
That's the sad reality folks
INCEST KILLS!

You are so strange - strange like I'm not sure if I should laugh or run away scared

Don't run!
Just turn around slowly and whistle as you walk to the door.

WTF Dude?

I'm on the fence as to weather or not this is cool or lame.

^ agreed scotty i would have to see how big the gun is for a game of duck hunt

They're making that next. It will double as a couch!

HAHAHA

Hmmm if you can spend all that time making that pad, spend a little time cleaning up scruffy bastards.

Whats the point in havin the family filter when we still get the porn ads on the side,i'm tryin to cut back on porn so I thought the filter wud help now I'm just relapsing constantly and not even normal porn but fucked up bungee jumping 69ers and chicks biting off dicks and all weird shit,get rid of the damn links or i could simply stop clickin them but its like putting a needle full of heroin in front of an addict and tellin him not to shoot up waaaaaaaaaaaaaah RANT OVER

Now they need to make a console to scale to it

I'm guessing a coffee table sized Wii controller would be cumbersome

better than ps3

Can you get Mario and Luigi to tidy your room with that thing?

i dunno guys - i think this is pretty cool, well, at least "different" - when ya get tired of playin the game - ya lay yer chick on it and pork her on the red buttons - "cling-cling-cling-cling- cling-cling"

^ well they do say that any women can multi task

Bigger IS better !!!

zOMG! A girl even nerdier than me!

To clarify, I'm not a girl! D'oh!

I want one NOW.
On a side note, geez these people really must have no life. They must have been building that thing for years otherwise they would own an xbox360

They already own a wii behind the Nintendo console.
@Video: I'd let her use my super-sized joystick to take a dive whenever she wants to play war games.

Ive just finished making a 6 foot long Wii controller... Im off to the gym to build up some muscles so I can shake this big S-O-B...

^^^ haha pmsl mate.
quality

i wanna see the size of the robot that loads ur game into the console super cronic a hedgehog on crack [ maybe he was SPIKED] coming to to a store near you

Thy cant even play two player. fuck them.

wheres nothing toxic gone?

OMG!
thats superCOOL
i remember thoes good old days when i had a nintendo, that was my second or third console, i had the amiga first
pretty neat work that is.
i think i have that console in the original box in my aic, waiting for for it to be worth a bit lol :P

*rushes off to build Windows "space cadet" 3D pinball machine*

You need to get out more son.

as bigger as mi dick

OMG, coolest fuckin thing EVER

That was........COOL!

The question is - Does it play any faster?

Seriously doubt it. That's like asking if one can type any faster on a thick desktop keyboard than a notebook keyboard. The notebook keys have maybe 2mm of space to press down, whereas the desktop keys need to be pressed down around double that distance. Analogy goes for the big gamepad: it takes longer to press down, but also she has to move her arms around her buttons, which probably wouldn't be a first for her anyways.

I see... Like two points on a ferris wheel.

she can select and start my botton anytime..

i wonder how they're gonna split the table after their divorce?

Nice Doors shirt.

yer i'd fuck her 2 scott