What an amazing display of sportsmanship! It's incredible how quickly everyone forgets they're in a race to stop and help the injured guy. Oh wait....

Eh. What are they going to do? He just needs a little time to catch his breath and wait for the swelling to go down. A pity party's not going to change that. Plus Ian just got nutted and he's acting dead...roll him into the water to bring him to.

He slid like 2 feet and busted a nut... Sounds like a good fortune cookie . In bed.

lmao
Ian...
typical white boy name

i cant find my eggs ...damn ...where are my fucking eggs???

Good! That's what you get for being a dumbass!

yeah,your used to that kinda shit