ladies and gentleman know we know what she bought with her FEMA credit card

Guess this is real proof that Air Jordans don't make a brother run faster or jump higher. That bullet in the ass sure made him jump higher though.

is it better to shoot a man in broad night time then?

They thought these cameras were gonna pick up drug deals... Oh that kid on the bike coming in from the back is obviously a meth dealer.

no lo entendi

PMS is a bitch with a gun

A classic case of PMS....pass my shotgun, would have taken him out sooner. Still it'll teach him to leave his dirty towels on the floor again!