Comments - Dude Smashes his Head Open Trying a Parkour Jump

category: Accidents | views: 93349 | posted on: 05/11/2008

With skills like that, he'll be eating Ravioli through a straw in no time.

deleted user [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:10am

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Shadysoldier [ban] | May 11 08 : 2:46pm

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holy shit, i can see his brain. oh wait, i have to be hallucinating, 'cause he doesn't have one

pates [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:13am

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Nuffin but a scratch. Heads bleed rediculous amounts from cuts. If he gashed his head open he'd be swimming in his own fluids.
Still an idiot, probably deserved a bigg cut.

Garbage Day! [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:16am

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wat a noob

Deathbed Conversion [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:22am

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'Note to self: Next time just take the stairs.'

deleted user [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:30am

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Pumekuhp [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:33am

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Daaaaaaayam.
Apparently, it's a new day here on NT.
Liacon resigned. GG fired. icon_eek.gif
Does this make CG, "Godfather"? icon_razz.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:43am

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"Free-running" is only free until the first trip to the hospital.
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Then it's "parkour".
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French joke coming.....

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:53am

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Is it any wonder that "parkour", AKA "running away with style" was developed by a frenchman!?
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RETREAT!!!!!!

zykron [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:44am

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icon_rolleyes.gif icon_rolleyes.gif French jokes suck. icon_redface.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:34pm

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Your French Mom sucks DOUBLE. 1x for being french and 1x on my junk.
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But, here you are! A testament to the miracle of life, and that my American genes CAN splice with dog genes!

en jaywest [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:49am

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parkour looks slick when done right. when done wrong, it looks like people are purposefully trying to hurt themselves.

Pikachuy [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:57am

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Nice jump though, an even better landing. hehe, bleed!!!

madmike [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:01am

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all the woman has to do is take off her top and show her boobs to that kid,the blood will go from one head to the other,,viola no more bleeding.. icon_eek.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:25am

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Her amazing facial structure was enough to give me wood.
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What a sexy bitch.

h_3l3na [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:22am

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Sometimes stupidity hurts... icon_biggrin.gif

jasez0r [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:36am

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Maybe he didn't see the wall icon_beer.gif

Punchinello [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:52am

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Sexy slender lady.

Reoko [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:01am

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uh-oh spegetty-ohs! icon_biggrin.gif

guyindyersburg [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:02am

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omg....i am way too hung over for this shit....i feel like ass!!!!!

Kazelot666 [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:32am

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what possible good could covering him witha a jacket do :| ? his head is broken, not his fucken bellybutton

Ellzee [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:22am

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^^A feeble attempt to keep himwarm in case of shock.

voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:36am

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I too enjoy bleeding from the head. Sometime I have too much blood and have to drain it.

scottie2high [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:38am

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i thought 4 sure my supper powers would kick in wtf icon_question.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

Incarnate [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:01am

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They did! Couldn't you tell the back of his head was like hamburger? icon_razz.gif

Incarnate [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:13am

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Or maybe you were aiming for 'head cheese'?

zykron [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:36am

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zOMG!1! The moon is made of cheese. icon_biggrin.gif

Zebra [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:42am

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was that jacket placed on him to hide is hard on?

jcp517 [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:57am

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See what happens when you work without a net.

cucarachito [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:24am

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skateboarders without skateboards.
...same result

buggerball [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:28am

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Park'ur ass into the ground as hard as possible.

highroller74 [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:29am

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Stupid people doing stupid shit and BLOOD! This is a NT vid at it's finest. Thanks Scott! icon_beer.gif

Cougarbait [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:45am

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another missed opportunity to get a shot down a womans pants....I would have liked to see that crack of hers...

Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:40am

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You see that? Dude was holding his brains in his hands. But he's so stupid, you could see straight through them! icon_eek.gif

zykron [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:47pm

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[1] He was so stupid that the shopping cart in the corner took off before he jumped. icon_cheesygrin.gif
[2] He was so stupid that the toothfairy returned all his teeth from when he was 8. icon_rolleyes.gif
[3] He was so stupid that Santa left him a "Returns" list for Xmas last year. icon_frown.gif
[4] He was so stupid that on his birthday, his friends asked for their checks back. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif
[5] He was so stupid, his girlfriend said that she was gonna toss her engagement ring, and she hadn't even received one yet! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:01pm

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He's so stupid he had to dig for his IQ.
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Ok, I'm gone. icon_razz.gif icon_beer.gif

Calang [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:08pm

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He was so stupid he jumped out a window and went up.
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misanthropic [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:51am

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i dont want to jump to conclusions, but after this accident he'll be more grounded.
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zykron [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:08am

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He could always try Cliff Parkour.
I hear it's a big gap. icon_biggrin.gif

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:29am

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So that's how Parkour stunts attract chicks?!

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:05am

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WTF, from where this Mother Teresa came from ??? icon_beer.gif

MrJB007 [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:39am

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mmmm brains.

farcus66 [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:06am

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nicet to see his crack safety crew in action.

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:46am

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He should fix his depth perception problem before he tries another stunt like that

pikemaster [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:58am

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now u know this kid just done fucked up

westies07 [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:59am

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should have worn a helmet!!!!

Shredder649 [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:45pm

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ofmg! that big click sound was his head hitting the sewer thing. I hate head trama it still makes me kinda sick to my stomach. But thanks to NT my stomach is stronger thatn ever.
Thank you Nothing toxic icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

K.Padillo [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:54pm

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parkours gettin more dangerouse then skatboarding quike someone severe there head skateboarding to get even

n4pst3r666 [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:39pm

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Shredder649 on May 11 08 : 2:45pm wrote:
ofmg! that big click sound was his head hitting the sewer thing. I hate head trama it still makes me kinda sick to my stomach. But thanks to NT my stomach is stronger thatn ever. Thank you Nothing toxic
I'll go with that icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

PassionateAboutOats [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:49pm

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"That was the wickedest dare ever"
Fuckin retards, this is a private school ghetto clearly icon_stoned.gif

LineKILLX [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:58pm

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The jump + sound was intense
OH FUCK HE GOT BANGED - POW POW

iMasturbate [ban] | May 11 08 : 2:12pm

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what a miserable attempt.

the820yankee [ban] | May 11 08 : 2:58pm

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Ngodup [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:11pm

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4 letters...haha

cableguy2762 [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:31pm

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dont worry Momy will make it all better.

tiomacal [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:40pm

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I simply LOVE when it happens icon_twisted.gif

Braindead [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:49pm

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I feel sorry for this generation, the dramatic increase in retarded teens is frightening....

cuff1957 [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:29pm

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fucken loser

aljobar [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:30pm

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Throw a watermelon at a wall and you'll get the same sound.

Peterthejimmaster [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:57pm

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Awsome footage of camel spider eating a lizard...oh wrong video.. ._.

SUiCiDALHATE [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:30pm

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I like the camera shots. Most of the time the video cuts off or the dumbass holding it points it at the ground so all we get is the audio and a video of a shoe. Kudos. also this jackoff wasnt even close to making that parkour move haha. lame.

Calang [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:40pm

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He was covering his ears to keep his brain from oozing out.

master_world [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:53pm

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icon_lol.gif jajajajaj

Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:13pm

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Umm im sorry but what was the idea of that stunt. Was it to miss the wall or bust his head open cause i think he achieved both of them icon_cheesygrin.gif

Winthorp [ban] | May 12 08 : 6:52am

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walk it off buddy

Dr. Klaus Engelmann [ban] | May 12 08 : 11:52am

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Chick brings a band-aid for a cracked skull? icon_lol.gif

NothingToxOn [ban] | May 12 08 : 2:00pm

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OMFG I KNOW HIM! :D
His name is Dave/David and is part of the Parkour Nottingham team, he's a nice guy.
I was there when it happened, it was bad :(

deltaphillip [ban] | May 30 08 : 10:51pm

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Sory About your friend man, truly...

rascoil [ban] | May 12 08 : 6:22pm

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I love it. We always get to see the made jumps. This is way better icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Schnookums [ban] | May 12 08 : 10:01pm

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That "medical student" forgot to ask him if he had insurance first before giving him the blanket. FAIL.

mr.t [ban] | May 13 08 : 8:55am

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now thats using your head

bobbybingo [ban] | May 13 08 : 10:19am

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his friend says "you ok mate" what a stupid question !! you know what happened to humpty dumpty icon_rolleyes.gif

Ayearebee [ban] | May 26 08 : 3:44am

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lol textbook med student...been there done that. What she said is in like chapter 9 of the responding to emergencies.

I am God [ban] | Oct 4 08 : 8:18pm

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Med student was kinda a MILF

jackyboy [ban] | Nov 9 08 : 2:47pm

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when he weak up tell hem u full down icon_wink.gif

SupremePharaoh [ban] | Jan 18 09 : 10:53am

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HE JUMPED TO FAR AHEAD! icon_stoned.gif

MachuPichu [ban] | Sep 8 09 : 9:51pm

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Don't worry, he didn't learn his lesson. icon_rolleyes.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 16 09 : 4:25pm

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good for a laugh

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