Comments - Complete Moron Falls Between Two Escalators
category: Funny | views: 34515 | posted on: 05/11/2008
I can't figure out what he was trying to accomplish, but he didn't.
the.devil.himself [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:58am
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He was clearly installing a sign that says "Do not stand here".... Yet he failed to read the sign before doing his job.
en jaywest [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:26am
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i believe he actually fell between the escalator and stairs. doesnt matter, he got to the wormhole before time ran out.
justgonnastay [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:27am
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It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.
voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:58am
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that is true. Wal-mart is more tolerable if you have a good buzz going. ![]()
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It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.
How about telling me why he wanted to stand there in the first place or where his stupid ass is lying just now...
buggerball [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:23am
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Is this like that horse-thingy? (optical illusion thing from yesterday)
It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.
gee lincoln [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:09am
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Walk...up....stairs?? Requires...effort...
Don't like expelling unnecessary energy....
highroller74 [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:47am
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Shit! I forgot something in the car, but I just climbed half a flight of stairs. Think, think, think.......I know I'll just jump down I'm sure I'll be alright. Maybe not so much?
gimpchrist [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:28am
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HAHAHAHAH I bet they plaster that part in between over in the hopes of catching something like this on cam. Thats funny stuff.
misanthropic [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:46am
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good people of the jury, my client became a victim of the mall when the mall decided to have more than one floor and to connect these floors with stairs and escalator. since the dawn of time, stairs and gravity have been responsible for millions of injuries and broken dreams. therefore, we're are seeking a just reward of a million billion dollars from the mall, the architect, the builder, and the earth whose rotation has produced said gravity for millions of years.
scottie2high [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:02am
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stupid mother fucker dont u know u r sapose 2 wait 5 seconds b 4 u bust your ass ![]()
Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:07am
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I wonder how bouncy that Italian marble floor is down there...
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Legohaiden [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:10am
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what a dumbshit..... i think he was planning on sliding down the middle like some kind of playground slide thing... you can see when he fell through he was clearly not happy with the situation but was unable to hold on to the railing.
as for "falling into machinery" its not going to happen, escalators run like a Catapillar track, and the power is all at the base of the stairs track. That metal plate you step on before getting onto an escalator, thats the engine. so this douche is most likely fine... ish... he'll be starring in another vid very soon.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:58am
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he was looking for a faster way to hell, or perhaps a shopping mall down stairs...
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TetsuoShima [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:03pm
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Why the fuck is that Christ guys quote on the main page??? That guy needs to turn the other cheek so I distribute pain evenly around his body,
Concentrating [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:59pm
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If your quote doesn't get quote of the day, I will be baffled.
cableguy2762 [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:30pm
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AWWW the poor little fella thought he was going for a nice slide. He must miss his back yard slideing days. Dont worry sucurity will make it all better.
CandyceBrooke14 [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:13pm
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hey... i know that guy....
he slept with my girlfriend and ate the last slice of pizza.....
he deserved it.....
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JESTERKING [ban] | May 12 08 : 2:11am
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OH DAM GOOD THING HE FOUND OUT IT WAS HOLLOW, I WAS GONNA DO THAT SHIT ONCE. ![]()
DaveWreckingCrew [ban] | May 12 08 : 7:44pm
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His goal? To get to the Lower Lobby faster than the escalator. And yes, He accomplished that.
Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 18 08 : 2:15pm
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I would have loved to see the aftermath and fall of that one!

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lenny66goteam [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:13am
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It's the dude from the first video. I wonder what hilarious situation he'll find himself in tomorrow.
What a guy