Comments - Complete Moron Falls Between Two Escalators

category: Funny | views: 34515 | posted on: 05/11/2008

I can't figure out what he was trying to accomplish, but he didn't.

lenny66goteam [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:13am

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It's the dude from the first video. I wonder what hilarious situation he'll find himself in tomorrow.
What a guy

skeet530 [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:17am

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haaaaaaaaaa

Red6ixx [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:19am

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i think he just went straight to hell - or the home furnishings dept.

the.devil.himself [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:58am

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He was clearly installing a sign that says "Do not stand here".... Yet he failed to read the sign before doing his job.

deleted user [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:03am

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mindfodder [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:08am

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Any blind man could see that that wasn't the water slide.

TreeCityBusa [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:22am

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Express elevator...going down...

en jaywest [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:26am

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i believe he actually fell between the escalator and stairs. doesnt matter, he got to the wormhole before time ran out.

jasez0r [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:28am

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Attention seeking fuckface.

madmike [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:29am

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he either slid down the matterhorn or the escalator ate him..

halo [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:31am

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waste of my time.

Kakihara [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:49am

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its like some key of eye trick or something - just cant make out what happened - doesnt look like much of a drop, can just see his knees buckle and him hit the side of he stairs...very strange indeed.
..or maybe their was never a boy to begin with icon_eek.gif

justgonnastay [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:27am

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It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.

Punchinello [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:11am

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Isnt he a little too old to be playing hide and seek?

K.Padillo [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:26am

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retardgay

Kazelot666 [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:47am

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Hopefully he got grinded by the escalator machinery

Zebra [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:49am

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he was just playing hide and go seek.
that stunt provided him with the best hiding place ever: 6 feet under icon_cheesygrin.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 11 08 : 6:56am

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Drinking and shopping can be a deadly combo.

dizdabiz [ban] | May 17 08 : 2:30pm

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voluntary_amputation on May 11 08 : 8:56am wrote:
Drinking and shopping can be a deadly combo.
are you nuts? had it not being for me drinking when im shopping with my woman,i would've killed myself by now!HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | May 20 08 : 6:58am

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that is true. Wal-mart is more tolerable if you have a good buzz going. icon_beer.gif

dizdabiz [ban] | May 20 08 : 7:15am

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voluntary_amputation on May 20 08 : 8:58am wrote:
that is true. Wal-mart is more tolerable if you have a good buzz going.
HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

Yaneez [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:03am

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justgonnastay on May 11 08 : 8:27am wrote:
It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.
oh right, thanks for clearing that up as it wasn't completely obvious what had actually happened. No wait, actually it was...
How about telling me why he wanted to stand there in the first place or where his stupid ass is lying just now...

Ellzee [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:12am

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Perhaps he forgot something in the car and decided to jump on the down escalator. icon_rolleyes.gif

buggerball [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:23am

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Is this like that horse-thingy? (optical illusion thing from yesterday)

justgonnastay on May 11 08 : 8:27am wrote:
It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.
Ah, ok, I see. I thought it was his legs. I guess he's in there somewhere clogging up the gears. I guess humans are gonna have to learn the art of walking up stairs from now on.

gee lincoln [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:09am

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Walk...up....stairs?? Requires...effort...
Don't like expelling unnecessary energy....

Gromit [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:23am

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if you look how high up that spot was you can bet he fell a good 15-20 feet so he will need a new set of legs and a hip, provided he's not grinding away in the escelator machinery below.

jcp517 [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:26am

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David Copperfield isn't what he used to be, I can still see his head.

highroller74 [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:47am

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Shit! I forgot something in the car, but I just climbed half a flight of stairs. Think, think, think.......I know I'll just jump down I'm sure I'll be alright. Maybe not so much?

zykron [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:58am

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LOL he seriously thought that could work?
Oh shit, favorite this one! icon_biggrin.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:07am

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hahahahahahahahaha

gimpchrist [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:28am

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HAHAHAHAH I bet they plaster that part in between over in the hopes of catching something like this on cam. Thats funny stuff.

misanthropic [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:46am

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good people of the jury, my client became a victim of the mall when the mall decided to have more than one floor and to connect these floors with stairs and escalator. since the dawn of time, stairs and gravity have been responsible for millions of injuries and broken dreams. therefore, we're are seeking a just reward of a million billion dollars from the mall, the architect, the builder, and the earth whose rotation has produced said gravity for millions of years.

scottie2high [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:02am

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stupid mother fucker dont u know u r sapose 2 wait 5 seconds b 4 u bust your ass icon_biggrin.gif

Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:07am

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I wonder how bouncy that Italian marble floor is down there...

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Legohaiden [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:10am

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what a dumbshit..... i think he was planning on sliding down the middle like some kind of playground slide thing... you can see when he fell through he was clearly not happy with the situation but was unable to hold on to the railing.
as for "falling into machinery" its not going to happen, escalators run like a Catapillar track, and the power is all at the base of the stairs track. That metal plate you step on before getting onto an escalator, thats the engine. so this douche is most likely fine... ish... he'll be starring in another vid very soon.

Dobermann [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:33am

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Well, Im not sure about that. I think that was just part of the ceiling so he must have fell all the way down to the floor below, hopefully suffering great damage or death, thus liberating the earth from his potentially spreading genes.

Pampalini [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:43am

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Did anybody see this video without laughing?

Pampalini [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:50am

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If so, watch it again.

Chubbs [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:33am

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And once regaining conciousness,the man's first word's went something like "dude....that was totally epic."
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

RReaper [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:40am

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justgonnastay on May 11 08 : 8:27am wrote:
It looks like he fell through something that he thought was going to support him (and didn't) and what you're seeing afterwards is the hole he made.
OMFG are you sure , Stand back everyone we have a genious amoung us

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:58am

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he was looking for a faster way to hell, or perhaps a shopping mall down stairs... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

MrJB007 [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:05am

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like indiana jones new trailer.

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:03pm

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Why the fuck is that Christ guys quote on the main page??? That guy needs to turn the other cheek so I distribute pain evenly around his body,

Earth Nelson [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:22pm

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Dumbass, he was trying to go up the down crevice.

Cunt [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:24pm

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:O did the gears get him?

LineKILLX [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:38pm

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oops.
Wrong move lol
Now how do i get back up.

TurboGuy [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:40pm

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He should have checked the depth of the water before he dived.

LineKILLX [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:55pm

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TurboGuy on May 11 08 : 3:40pm wrote:
He should have checked the depth of the water before he dived.
He wouldn't even know how to use the tools.

babes [ban] | May 11 08 : 2:02pm

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wat the hell ar u doing

iMasturbate [ban] | May 11 08 : 2:22pm

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was that a Parkour attempt?

the820yankee [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:05pm

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Pumekuhp [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:30pm

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I don't care who you are, that's gotta be at least a little embarrassing...maybe he dropped a quarter? Who knows. icon_rolleyes.gif

en jaywest [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:19pm

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yeah, he dropped a quarter. quarter of a mile.

Concentrating [ban] | May 11 08 : 8:59pm

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If your quote doesn't get quote of the day, I will be baffled.

tiomacal [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:49pm

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What the fuck he was trying to do? icon_confused.gif

Pumekuhp [ban] | May 11 08 : 3:54pm

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Retrieve the quarter he dropped. icon_beer.gif

Iraqnaphobia [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:09pm

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look at the 'stairs' he's getting! icon_smile.gif

Herros [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:26pm

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Lol....wtf? icon_cheesygrin.gif

cableguy2762 [ban] | May 11 08 : 4:30pm

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AWWW the poor little fella thought he was going for a nice slide. He must miss his back yard slideing days. Dont worry sucurity will make it all better.

Peterthejimmaster [ban] | May 11 08 : 5:45pm

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Got tired of kicking babies?

CandyceBrooke14 [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:13pm

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hey... i know that guy....
he slept with my girlfriend and ate the last slice of pizza.....
he deserved it.....
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Calang [ban] | May 11 08 : 7:18pm

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It's Rumpelstiltskin.

talltee19 [ban] | May 11 08 : 9:41pm

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looks like suicide..

viciousk [ban] | May 11 08 : 10:33pm

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portal to hell

Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 11 08 : 11:23pm

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How did he fuck that one up? icon_question.gif

JESTERKING [ban] | May 12 08 : 2:11am

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OH DAM GOOD THING HE FOUND OUT IT WAS HOLLOW, I WAS GONNA DO THAT SHIT ONCE. icon_neutral.gif

spitlord [ban] | May 12 08 : 8:01am

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I'm lovin all these vids of parkour kids fucking themselves up. I have been waiting for them.

DaveWreckingCrew [ban] | May 12 08 : 7:44pm

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His goal? To get to the Lower Lobby faster than the escalator. And yes, He accomplished that.

Awesomelicious [ban] | May 13 08 : 2:39pm

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DAMMIT! wrong fucking esclater.. icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_eek.gif

Rickoz [ban] | May 13 08 : 9:57pm

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yeah, probably just some kid attempting to do a parkour-esque trick

Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 18 08 : 2:15pm

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I would have loved to see the aftermath and fall of that one!

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