Comments - Danica Patrick Hits a Crewman on the Side of the Track
category: Accidents | views: 47019 | posted on: 05/10/2008
Way too many woman driver jokes for this one, so I'll just let it go.
buggerball [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:16am
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Don't white people jump... even ever?! A little bunny-hop would have sufficed.
Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:53am
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What if she walked around the corner with a 12' strap-on?
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Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:09am
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She should drive around the track naked.. titties all floppin' in the breeze. I bet she would sell more bobbleheads and t-shirts.
Kazelot666 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:19am
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Yeah, porn would be good for her, but she'd have to change her name or else Tera would beat the shit out her for plagiarism.
Punchinello [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:54am
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She was probably checking her make up in the mirror and didn't see the old codger.
Zoidberg523 [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:12am
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Classic, cliche, and waaaaay too typical to make a joke here. ![]()
Buster Hymen [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:59am
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Hell, I'd let her do a burnout on my face just for an hour in the sack with her. (of course I guess I wouldn't be able to see or feel much) Bad idea.
I guess what I meant to say is She's HOT! ![]()
en jaywest [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:01am
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earlier that day, he was probably making jokes to his fellow crew members (same jokes as the ones above this comment). isnt life ironic?
Buster Hymen [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:04am
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earlier that day, he was probably making jokes to his fellow crew members (same jokes as the ones above this comment). isnt life ironic?
TetsuoShima [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:57am
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She tried to stop but her 10 inch clit got stuck in her zipper and distracted her .
jeffreyjames58 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:22pm
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You remind me of a guy I played football with who said of Jessica Simpson "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to kiss her ass"..... Whereas you can both make me nauseous
indyman911 [ban] | May 10 08 : 11:51am
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It was his fault. He was standing in her pit box (no innuendo intentioned). Today is qualification day! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
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DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:22pm
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i just want her to move to nascar, let's see how good she really is, she is just beauty that's it, about four guys from indy move to nascar and one from formula 1 and they can't stil make it, hard for them to qualify and she is not going to be the exception...hope she get's more publicity from this accident than the day when she won just because she had a drop of gas more than the other drivers.. ![]()
BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:26pm
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Well, she obviously needed to top off her FOOLTANK.
on her next pitstop she came in for 4 new tards. ![]()
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MAAAN...The people here sure do have DAMN selective memory,ment ONLY to be used for when it is most convenient to aid you in d-grade "jokes"...If it doesnt take skill to drive F-1 than SHUT UP and go join allready,see how long you last while being trained by someone ;-)...And you know guys,if you take the focus OFF of her being hot...for a SECOND,just a SECOND,step back and really open your eyes,and use your mouths allot less of the time...What excuses do you have to pull out of your asses for all those countless people who have been hit by race cars BEFORE women were "allowed" to race?...this is not the first time someone working at a race track was a TOTAL ass-hat and thru them selves into path of a rocket propelled car!...LOL...you guys blame people IN cross walks FOR getting hit half the time...stick to one thing or the other,and leave this womyn alone...she drives fucking fine! ![]()
guylaaduche [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:43pm
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DUMB ASS.....Thats why its called a HOT PIT....the pit area DANGEROUS!!!....what the hell u doing over the wall without your helmet and fire suit????
Jack ass...U should Retire!!!
Legohaiden [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:39pm
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what the hell was that little "river dance" bullshit he tried? should have dove out of the way, not busted a move.
iMasturbate [ban] | May 10 08 : 6:34pm
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the "biggest name in the sport," huh? she only has one win and she's the "biggest name in the sport" wonder why...
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Killerdude [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:05am
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I'd Definately HIT IT
she's freakin hot.......