Comments - Danica Patrick Hits a Crewman on the Side of the Track

category: Accidents | views: 47019 | posted on: 05/10/2008

Way too many woman driver jokes for this one, so I'll just let it go.

Killerdude [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:05am

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I'd Definately HIT IT
she's freakin hot.......

highroller74 [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:07pm

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Hit what? icon_wink.gif

zykron [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:36pm

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Score. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Limbeau [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:05am

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zykron on May 10 08 : 9:36pm wrote:
Score.
No, that was second dribble.

Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:10am

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Right on the Button!

Red6ixx [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:14am

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ouch - he goin to need some anti septic cream aswell.

buggerball [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:16am

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Don't white people jump... even ever?! A little bunny-hop would have sufficed.

talltee19 [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:27am

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i would let her hit me any where she wanted, but not with the car though.. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Tommy69456 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:13am

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tall tree might be needing some of that antiseptic cream

Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:53am

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What if she walked around the corner with a 12' strap-on? icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif icon_stoned.gif

talltee19 [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:25pm

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well..um..ill tell her hell no..lol

hereimis [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:27am

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Agreed with the previous comments!
...Nobody really cares how she drives, she is freakin hott!

iou20,000 [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:43am

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i never heard of her until now ,but i must say after a little search i think she should consider a career change i:e PORN icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:51am

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That was the father of the boy who got hit in the first vid. You know the saying, "like father like son".

Ellzee [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:54am

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I thought it was the guy kicking his wife in the Suv yesterday. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:58pm

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Could be the same guy. Yesterday was his day off.
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halo [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:56am

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coincidence a woman race driver is attractive? it takes great skill to race. NOT.
oh, it looked like her fault where i was watching.

Elevenbravo11b1991 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:09am

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She should drive around the track naked.. titties all floppin' in the breeze. I bet she would sell more bobbleheads and t-shirts.

madmike [ban] | May 10 08 : 2:39pm

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I was thinking the exact same thing ... great comment!!!!
maybe you should run for president

Kazelot666 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:19am

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Yeah, porn would be good for her, but she'd have to change her name or else Tera would beat the shit out her for plagiarism.

jcp517 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:26am

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Tag! You're it!

fakelol66 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:45am

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maybe she'll kiss it and make it better.

Punchinello [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:54am

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She was probably checking her make up in the mirror and didn't see the old codger.

Dbap [ban] | May 10 08 : 6:02am

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When she came to a stop she said that there was something wrong with the 710. It was only after much headscratching by the guys that they realised she had read it upsidedown.

pates [ban] | May 10 08 : 6:47am

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Sympathetic bitch "it's not my fault". You dumb slut.

h_3l3na [ban] | May 10 08 : 6:47am

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The chick is a worst driver then i am... and I don't even have a licence...

Zoidberg523 [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:12am

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Classic, cliche, and waaaaay too typical to make a joke here. icon_lol.gif

Christ [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:52am

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Are we related?

halo [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:43am

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HOLY JESUS CHRIST FINALLY RETURNED. ITS A MIRACLE.

Calang [ban] | May 10 08 : 9:04am

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Christ on May 10 08 : 9:52am wrote:
Are we related?
Yes, you're both A$$HOLES.

crackdown [ban] | May 10 08 : 9:22am

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hahahaha yeah god bless you! icon_cheesygrin.gif

Calang [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:12pm

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Bobblehead, LOL.
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Buster Hymen [ban] | May 10 08 : 7:59am

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Hell, I'd let her do a burnout on my face just for an hour in the sack with her. (of course I guess I wouldn't be able to see or feel much) Bad idea.
I guess what I meant to say is She's HOT! icon_beer.gif

en jaywest [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:01am

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earlier that day, he was probably making jokes to his fellow crew members (same jokes as the ones above this comment). isnt life ironic?

Buster Hymen [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:04am

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en jaywest on May 10 08 : 10:01am wrote:
earlier that day, he was probably making jokes to his fellow crew members (same jokes as the ones above this comment). isnt life ironic?
Good one, thumbs up! icon_smile.gif

Oceanic [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:10am

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Well, he was standing in her way.

highroller74 [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:17am

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Not her fault? Sure icon_rolleyes.gif

zykron [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:21am

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I'm extremely biased here for being an avid Danica supporter...
So, I'm curious as to just how bad/shitty she must be feeling about this whole ordeal, even I'm kind of whimpering for her. icon_sad.gif icon_sad.gif

chartrule [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:53am

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the guy that got thrown should of been wearing more visible colours rather than all in black

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 10 08 : 8:57am

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She tried to stop but her 10 inch clit got stuck in her zipper and distracted her .

neebuz [ban] | May 10 08 : 9:10am

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Calang on May 10 08 : 11:04am wrote:
Christ on May 10 08 : 9:52am wrote:
Are we related?Yes, you're both A$$HOLES.
lol assholes or hand holes icon_stoned.gif

nico99 [ban] | May 10 08 : 10:10am

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So, SHE drove into HIM - but it's not her fault?
Yes, dear...

Dizzle4shizel [ban] | May 10 08 : 10:18am

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I thought the pic crew were required to wear helmets? icon_stoned.gif

dieseldog [ban] | May 10 08 : 10:35am

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i'd drink a gallon of her piss just to smell the hole it came from. danica is the hottest female in sports.

Komodo [ban] | May 10 08 : 12:32pm

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Insightful.

TetsuoShima [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:51pm

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wow

Lady_Knockout [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:22pm

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That is so disgusting!

zykron [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:59pm

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Romantic fantasies gone wild... icon_neutral.gif icon_eek.gif

SpinalShank [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:59pm

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no comment icon_eek.gif

jeffreyjames58 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:22pm

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You remind me of a guy I played football with who said of Jessica Simpson "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to kiss her ass"..... Whereas you can both make me nauseous

PITOLOCO172 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:44pm

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your avatar can also make me dizzy and nauseous icon_cheesygrin.gif

jeffreyjames58 [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:45pm

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It's off a Tool video, hence badass icon_wink.gif

LineKILLX [ban] | May 10 08 : 10:48am

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dieseldog on May 10 08 : 12:35pm wrote:
i'd drink a gallon of her piss just to smell the hole it came from. danica is the hottest female in sports.
You need a golden shower

indyman911 [ban] | May 10 08 : 11:51am

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It was his fault. He was standing in her pit box (no innuendo intentioned). Today is qualification day! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

kdt55 [ban] | May 10 08 : 12:11pm

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Lesson learnt....don't be in a position to get hit by a F-1 racing car.

tiomacal [ban] | May 10 08 : 12:26pm

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What a dumbass. He's not supposed to be there

krimsoda [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:00pm

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its his stupid fault....if i knew he was there and was not suppose to, i would have aimed for him and hit him head on...idiot

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:22pm

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i just want her to move to nascar, let's see how good she really is, she is just beauty that's it, about four guys from indy move to nascar and one from formula 1 and they can't stil make it, hard for them to qualify and she is not going to be the exception...hope she get's more publicity from this accident than the day when she won just because she had a drop of gas more than the other drivers.. icon_rolleyes.gif

Penis [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:37pm

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"What happend was not her fault"???
Give me a fuckn' break! Is this guy tryin' to fuck her or something? Fuck off and get real! The bitch tree chopped the dude's legs with an F1 axe. Dumb cunt!

devilstutor [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:41pm

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damn fuckin asshole and pussy hole!

bruja [ban] | May 10 08 : 1:55pm

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dieseldog on May 10 08 : 12:35pm wrote:
i'd drink a gallon of her piss just to smell the hole it came from. danica is the hottest female in sports.
The urethra?

8039 [ban] | May 10 08 : 2:39pm

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What next? and asian driver runs over someone? this is why women should stay in the kitchen

BankruptOfCompassion [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:26pm

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Well, she obviously needed to top off her FOOLTANK. icon_beer.gif
on her next pitstop she came in for 4 new tards. icon_eek.gif

Sgt.Gunny [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:27pm

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That guy did well he got both tyres icon_cheesygrin.gif

Dobermann [ban] | May 10 08 : 3:50pm

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Of course its not her fault. Its the men's in the organizing committee for letting women drive. icon_beer.gif

Rory27 [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:05pm

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MAAAN...The people here sure do have DAMN selective memory,ment ONLY to be used for when it is most convenient to aid you in d-grade "jokes"...If it doesnt take skill to drive F-1 than SHUT UP and go join allready,see how long you last while being trained by someone ;-)...And you know guys,if you take the focus OFF of her being hot...for a SECOND,just a SECOND,step back and really open your eyes,and use your mouths allot less of the time...What excuses do you have to pull out of your asses for all those countless people who have been hit by race cars BEFORE women were "allowed" to race?...this is not the first time someone working at a race track was a TOTAL ass-hat and thru them selves into path of a rocket propelled car!...LOL...you guys blame people IN cross walks FOR getting hit half the time...stick to one thing or the other,and leave this womyn alone...she drives fucking fine! icon_stoned.gif

guylaaduche [ban] | May 10 08 : 4:43pm

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DUMB ASS.....Thats why its called a HOT PIT....the pit area DANGEROUS!!!....what the hell u doing over the wall without your helmet and fire suit????
Jack ass...U should Retire!!!

Biggles [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:33pm

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Yea baby! Death race lives....see told you it was understeering

Legohaiden [ban] | May 10 08 : 5:39pm

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what the hell was that little "river dance" bullshit he tried? should have dove out of the way, not busted a move.

the820yankee [ban] | May 10 08 : 6:03pm

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cool icon_lol.gif

iMasturbate [ban] | May 10 08 : 6:34pm

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the "biggest name in the sport," huh? she only has one win and she's the "biggest name in the sport" wonder why...

rorge [ban] | May 10 08 : 9:18pm

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as Chris Rock sang, move bitch, get out the way.

Shawn [ban] | May 10 08 : 9:29pm

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Fuckin female drivers icon_rolleyes.gif

evillizardeye [ban] | May 11 08 : 12:44am

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FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! icon_evil.gif

_MaK_ [ban] | May 11 08 : 1:49am

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ohhhja he got it man now i´m lose my 500$ man no !!!
when he dies i get it back ^^