Some Random Dude Arrests a Psychotic Shoplifting Chick

that guy is not suppose to be touching her like that..he better have presented himself as a cop of he's in big trouble..

He may very well have been either store security or a cop, even though the title says "some random dude" ...And they can use reasonable force to hold a shoplifter in most states.

better call a lawyer instead of 'mommy'

I dont know if this was NT worthy, that shou be my job, me tall tree, biz, and all the other long time NT users(please dont be offended if I didnt call your name,) we should decide if the videos are NT worthy, .....maybe we need somebody to find out if my comment is NT worthy, my comments seem to struggle sometimes, but I try

Camera guy:priceless. Im going to watch this again now and I just KNOW it's going to be funnier next time.

hey, why didn't you call my name? i'm offended
has to be one of the highlights of her life

Was that a box of tampons that fell from her twat when she stood up or somethin' else?
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I want my mommy!
@ Scott's comment.

That was the most desperate attempt to grope some boob i think i've ever seen...

I would have demanded a full cavity search.

(but not if i was the shoplifter of course )

LOl@ cameraman...funny Fucker.
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I want her mom to but for a differant reason...

you can guarantee that guy had the biggest hard-on of his life in that 3 minutes...

I bet when the cops searched her, all they found was 3 gallons of his cum up her ass!!!!

What random dude carries handcuffs?

serial killers

and don't forget those bondage fetish people..

HAHAHA! but i also carry ha..... nevermind forget it!

Usually off duty Police Officers.

isnt asault a more serious crime than shoplifting?

It is BUT, for a Police Officer during the apprehension of a suspected criminal what was shown on this video would not be considered assault.
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UNLESS the guy on this video was a serial killer, bondage fetish person, tuba player, or FRAYEDendsOFsanity... In which case it would be assault.

HAHA you got that shit right brotha

Me!

Tuba players??

best camera man ever a lot of camera man on NT need to learn from this guy
1. say witty comments than make the viewer laugh
2. rub it whats going on
3. ??????
4. profit

LOL I would watch the news every night if that camera man was the news anchor! Funny as hell making that girl cry in que!

That's funny shit! She didn't really start crying until the cameraman said "You goin' ta jail!".

"she got the goods!!" You going to jail!" "I WANT MY MOM!" "Be Obedient"....
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So many funny as hell things in that video I don't know where to begin!

They were on a first date. She was playing hard to get.

yo momma cant help you now bitch.
funny's video of this year

You goin' to jay-o.... You goin' to jay-o.... You goin' to jay-o....he unda cova.....he unda cova.....he unda cova.....

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i think the new "dramatic voice-over guy" is much better than the old "dramatic voice-over guy"
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...although i will miss his "atlanta, georgia. while waiting for his wife to exit cicuit city a nonsuspecting customer will become fully engaged in a vicious shoplifting battle of his life...."

i love videos where a woman clearly does something wrong then cries... especially for her mom... keep 'em commin' Scott

Hurray for this heroic American citizen who distinguished himself conspicuously by gallantry and intrepidity!

Her new mom is a 368lb dyke prison bitch.

Public Enemies of the State (extended):
-5year-olds in 30year-old bodies crying 'Iwant my mommy'
-cuff-slingin' butt-rapists posing as security guards 'with big job to do'
-security guards who transmorph into Sgt. Slaughter at any opportunity, especially when on camera
-people calling skinny white women 'nigga' (well, maybe he was saying 'that nigga's strong' about the white guard, but that's still unaccepable)
-over-bearing narrators trying to outscream the action, especially with contrived incorrect grammar

What a perv. He's raping her.

i got her mom's number right here: 1-800-CRACKWHORE and that screaming girl's number: 1-800-MISTAKE.

That nigga strong, funny fuckin' camera man . By the way he should of put that choke on her from the first vid. No more problems then huh?

I compel you to go into the wilderness and seek forgiveness for your racism.

You will be welcomed back like the prodigal son and many a fatted calf shall be slain in the name of forgiveness.

Forgiveness is right. Forgiveness is pure. So go and seek forgiveness and I guarantee that you shall find it.

Forgiveness is for ppl who are too weak to get revenge.

Brilliant camera man. He made the clip. "She got the goods!" haha.
The big bloke taking her down blatently wanted a reason to man handle a little lady and shout at her. Pervert.

That'll teach her to shove lipstick in her vagina and think she can get away with it!

aww poor girl.
I did shop lifting when i was young. never got caught
Was cauth for something else though. i was 12, I was weeping a bit, but jeee, man I wasn't hysterical like that girll.

There is like three languages spoken here, Ebonics, Southern Redneck Hick and Tweener Whiney Mallrat Shoplifting. If only a Chinese Delivery Boy could have been included.

And here kids you can see the reason why self respecting adults don't commit petty theft. She really executed the worst case scenario beautifully. It's almost as though she took the thought in my head that appears right before I come to the decision that the 3 pack of limited edition Flavor of Love brand Wal-Mart thongs in my hand just aren't worth the trouble, and made the whole thing into a little shit show play. Complete with the pride obliterating sobbing for mommy whilst encircled by judgmental townsfolk and being manhandled by some power tripping maniac who may or may not in his past have been cited by a judge to stay away from women all together. I must say though, that the real icing on this cake was without a doubt, unsympathetic black guy with a camera delivering both a humorous narration of the drama as well as a masterfully subtle inflection that tells the viewer hey I'm not just describing these events, my tone and vocal inflection suggest I am more seasoned in affairs of this sort, so please kind people indulge me. Permit me to jest at this thieves expense in a way so I might inform as well as comically illuminate what some might consider a slight but certainly not uncommon complex of the human condition that is racial identity and the sometimes uncomfortable connections we often make with our perceived group self and the observed behavior of others. See kids by observing the world around us even on a small scale, we can see truths that prove to be universally relevant in nature.

They sell Flavor of Love thongs at Walmart!?!? I am so going there to get some

YEAH! have'nt you seen them yet? they've got a big clock glued to the front and every hour the alarm goes ''YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! '' HAHAHA!

You need to hire an editor!

Not you Boobie Bird, the long winded fella above you!

That was quite interesting until I got to line 561, then I fell asleep.

Hm, interesting. Where to i subscribe to your newsletter?

Next time try splitting this into a few more sentences

I see Winona Rider is at it again!

She couldn't call her dad because he's also her grandfather and he died of a heart attack 3 years ago when he found out that his niece Jenny was using fertility drugs and he was about to be a daddy to a unique set of quintuplets.

OMG, I don´t know who´s the most psychotic in this video. The girl, the dirty harry wannabe, or the annoying camera guy. I bet the guy restraining her is a professional mc donalds Burger Turner, who watched to much police chase vids. "Get on the ground now!!!" What the fuck? She is no serial killer or a bank robber. I hope she sued that retard for assault the way he screamed in her ear:eek

He should've gone a bit far and unzipped his pants and hers and they could've flimed a porno

what a hero , caught a 20 dollar hooker stealing by the looks of it nothing more than some tacky cloths from the dollar bin

ha ha ....she got caught stealing....she feels entitled to that merchants stuff....now she wants mommy.... the screaming, the crying is all to get sympathy....she is not remorseful for her actions...
you know this is not her first time shoplifting...

He only started shouting at her when he realized those tacky clothes she stole were actually his panties.