Not half the revenge deserved for all the frozen half-assed barbecued goose dinners served aboard shitty airlines over the last seventeen years. Ohhh, poor asshole on his boat... please.

You've had goose on an airline? You must fly higher class than me. I usually get a bag of pretzels. Two if I beg. I would love to be served goose! Especially foie gras. You know what I like best about foie gras? You can actually taste the cruelty. It adds a little extra something, I don't know what, but it's magnificent!

LMFAO Good ol geese. That one's prolly from Canada.

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Swans can be real nasty.

In sidney?

that son of a goose, would be dinner that night

my dog would've made it dinner right then, unlike that pussy little dog

can you say...rabid goose?
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Anyone? Anyone?

I got goosed once....
but tha's a differant story...
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Just snap it's fucking neck problem solved..

Anyone ever tried snapping the neck of an animal that can taste its own arse hole, its not easy! can of course be done but usually bloody hilarious on about the third twist

I was wondering who would be first to mention killing shit. I think the goose got some Hank Hill bait in him

Like many other birds, it's just chasing tail.

You're really not making my quest to "comment of the day" any easier, you know that?

I've never had a cotd, I'm just trying my hardest.

Maybe I should make some fake accounts

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Dog is called 'Iceman'. Goose has been watching 'Top Gun' too many times.

I have a hunting dog...it would have destroyed that goose.

River authorities awarded the man $150,000 for the 1 minute assault. The goose (a member of a notorious gaggle) was let off after pleading insanity.

Must have been on the Labatts at lunchtime.

Insanity? He was completely quackers. And the dog was barking mad too.

That is one patient dog right there. A lot of dogs would have ripped that sucker to shreds. ...I had to "favorite" this one.

yea yea..my turn..
**mumbles''last slice'' under breath**

Screw fishing. I'd eat that goddamn goose instead.

Haha, that choke hold was a cack! Dropping the camera may have helped, though - could've set him up for a field-goal or something.
But good on him - I like people who respect their dogs (and have patience for crazy animals).

I do agree with others that the geese need be careful which dogs they pick on - those necks are ripe for the snapping.

LOL...

I'm thinking that it was a mamma & her youngons were near by.
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Even still, I would have snapped her neck & cooked her goose! Like jimmyjoemeeker said,"Screw fishing. I'd eat that goddamn goose instead."

snapped its neck is right ,although i think it was just having a gander

The goose just wants to peench.

I'm thinking that WAS the mama, cuz well, you know...when mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy...

Brilliant
That goose was fucking insane. I'd have thrown into the prop.

Now that was what i call a 'Wild goose chase'!

Two things:

1. No-one was around so why didn't he wring it's neck and stuff it in his bag. Would've made a 'quacking' sunday roast.

2. What kind of lame-ass dog was that? Mine would have eaten the goose on the first offense.

Because it's common knowledge that "Duke" can't keep a secret and would've turned him in.

ahhhhhhh...

he should have used an oar on it and hit a home run..duck feathers a flying

duck feathers? wow some one must go to school in Alabama. LMAO. Next time the duck say get the fuck off of his pond your ass will move. But I must agree that was a bitch ass dog.

Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy had a bad day at the lake.

sissy ass dog
down pillow and goose patte
'nuff said

DUCK Dog! Duck ! GOOOSE!!!!!

what you dont see is the egg nest that this poacher was raiding ... yay goose ...

"leave my dog!!! leave my penis!!!"
Don't forget to prepare the chips and cheese for the next time

Start your boat up and move - can't you see you'r in the goose's parking spot!

Quack-tastic!

just snap the neck

if that were me, dinner would have been ready for the night..

I Am Loser...starring..Hill Billy and his trusty hound.
"It was an excellent story but it was really sad when the dog dies in the goose attack" - Newsense, NT Post

damn,just break his neck in two and that will be the end of the story...

that dog was a pussy

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Should of rung its neck while he had it in his hands , or at least he should of seen how far he could have drop kicked it.

FUCKIN HILARIOUS - LUV IT !!! LOL
Funniest vid in daze - "Crazy ass goose"
Always amazed me how many people are scared of chickens, ducks, geese - they weigh all of about 5-8 pounds, have no teeth, and only 2 legs !!!
GET A GRIP FOLKS !!! SMACK-EM DOWN
i always gotta kick outta chokin my chicken

Redneck could not handle a little goose
i would've snapped the goose's neck in an instant
I guess the redneck was waiting for consent to have sex with the goose
3somes are okay
He can suck his dogs dick while the goose pecks and goes in and out of his ass

Sounds like you got some serious fucking issues to think that kind of shit up

LOL, no doubt. Comment gave me goose bumps.

whoa dude

The goose was trained by Michael Vick. :D

here in canada you cant kill them out of season(i would consider it almost like self defence)they are protected thats why they act like they are better then anyone else,they go around robbing stores and hitting clerks with bricks,they cross the street really slowly with that funny fucking walk they got.you cant say nothing to them or they'll cry species profiling... even if you shoot one in self defence you get charged or at least accused of being a "birdist"

I see past that silly disguise - Your'e that dog in the boat

holly shit man,you made my stomach hurt from laughing,i never thought of that but now that you mentioned it,i see the avi...and it just kills me,lol,lol.

Wish the goose had killed this typical American coward. Reminds me of the english sheep shaggers in Yorkshire, all scum.

your mother sucks cocks in hell, can't wait to get there too, I hear she has no gag reflex and swallows... just like your dad!

bugmenot- Your allah is a homosexual terrorist swine.
Christians, Jews, Hindus, Buddhist, Atheists, even Animals are much better than any muslim!!! You think WE ALL hate you on accident?!?!! LOL!!! No, we hate you because ISLAM IS THE GREATEST EVIL ON EARTH... muHAMhead IS A PEDOPHILE PIECE OF SHIT... and allah is SATAN's BITCH!!!
Everyday I see u UGLIES in the news.. making the world worse! It is the job of every TRUE MUSLIM to harm the innocent. That is what allah told muhamhead to do while buttfucking each other!
And how come ur scared to live under sharia law bitch.. it is for u piece of shit muslims... DON'T U EVER USE OUR NON-MUSLIM FREEDOMS.. GET OFF THIS WEBSITE FAGGOT! DON'T U DARE LIVE IN A PLACE W/O SHARIA LAW BITCH!

I think I missed something - where did he say he was a radical Muslim?

You should stop wiping your ass with your sweet ALLAH embroidered toilet paper. Your muslim fetish got old....fast.

Youre an idiot...
Partly because you fail to realize that ALLAH means god and muslims worship the same god as christians.
Though mostly because you hate people who buttfuck.
That goose was awesome.

Oh my fucking word... we tossed you stuck-ups from the site back in January!

All I have to say is FUCK ALLAH, you muslimb cock sucker. Did your dad really not have a gag reflex when he sucked cock or when he swallowed the Jesus juice ? Just wanted to know. I thought your sister took after your mom. Must of been both.

One day geese will take over the world!

Did any one feel as though they were playing DOOM running around in god-mode smacking the crap out of everything with knuckle busters... but in this case we were defending over homo dog from a goose!!!

that fuckin thing would have been sunday dinner

my dog would have kicked goose ass

come on all you hippie, PETA, tree hugging fags, where are all of the comments about how the goose was in the right and that man had no right to be there?

Geese are too emotional, they mourn their dead.

pussy dog, and pussy owner.
just kill the stupid bird. then cook it and eat it. yum

dumb redneck,the goose has a nest nearby and is protecting it,with the attacking it just saying,get the fuck away...

Bugmenot, I’m American and I think we are related because my grandfather was in the military and he fucked a lot whores as he traveled the world. So get over it he gave your grandmother a shiny penny to be serviced by her, it was a fare transaction!!!!

I wish I could get that near to a wild animal... they always run away from me.

They're nothin but mamals let em do the dirty you jackass

The Goose is a god figure. Inbred Americanshave been coming to the lake to try and kill the goose for years. In this video he got RETRIBUTION.
Americans need to stop having sex with their own family members. It's bad enough down south.

loooooool!!!!luvin the comments towards the end,totaly lost the plot from the vid as usual.......but yh go goose bike that fucker!lol

I liked this one, good video.

Man that dog is a little bitch

there was probly a nest nearby u ass hole

meh...I've seen better beastiality videos. WAIT...WHAT...WHO SAID THAT!

Damn man this guy has mercy, i would have broken its fucking neck the second time

iyiy

DOGGINGKING you limey, the english shag sheep in Yorkshire, Yorkshire has more sheep than Scotland/Wales/Ireland combined, other tha New-Zealand. Now go back to shagging sheep you english limey sheep shagger. The Normans conquered england, the emglish are a joke.

Yeah, and there's also videos on here where your Allah loving friends are banging their animals.

1. lay down fishing rod
2. pick up boat paddle
3. grip firmly
4. yell "FOOOOOOORE"
5. smack goose into giant cloud of guts, blood, goose shit and feathers..........
6. resume fishing

the bird was just trying to eat the worms out of the dogs ass

If that had been me on that boat, that goose would be dinner.

is it legal to kill them in America? because he should have cracked that fuckers neck like he was try to crack a whip. i hate these thing you Americans should try and kill more of these bastards,these thing SHIT EVERYWHERE! i hate them big long logs of green shit all over the place. *ATTENTION ALL AMERICANS* these geese are believed to be terrorists take affirmative action! (threat level yellow)

We don't have bombs for them, butt we could always drop a goose egg.

The other day I got a 209$ ticket for walking my dog in a park. As the cop walked back from his car he had to avoid hundreds of little piles of goose poo. I couldn't believe that I was ticketed for doing society a favor by chasing the geese away.
Also, whats worse 1 little pile of dog poo (my dog is a 20lb pinscher) or a baseball diamond that has to be scrapped clear of goose shit so kids can play?
I wish more geese acted like this one. Maybe I could make my money back by being paid to let my dog loose on the geese

go for the neck break it in two , problem solved...

That was one pissed of bird. Apparently the dog called the goose a nigger and so the goose wanted to throw down with the dog

As some point you just fuckin shoot it and eat it!

Warning: Attack goose will ravage your genitals.

Funny video - didn't like the fact that he just grabbed it by its neck and tossed it, but what can ya do? Geese can draw blood and are very intimidating. That goose must have had a nest close by or something.

this is MY pond BITCH!!

geese that dog really saved his owners life!

Hell..lol I got a farmer friend he has no guard dogs...just a gaggle of geese. Truth is they are nuts lol

that must've been awkward fending off the goose and recording.

that guy was dumb i mean the goose was practically asking for the buttsecks

geese tend to attack rednecks often

@video: "If at first you dont succeed, try, try, again."
@ racist comments: you are a product of a machine that is designed to eat away at our basic human rights. shame on you for being tools.

The goose, goosed the dog.

I would have punted that fuckin goose after the first time. That chicken shit dog is a disgrace.

mother goose is not fuc**n` happy...

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I think he tried to snap its neck...in fact theres a part were u can actually see blood in the water...man I've nvr seen an animl so incistant on fucking with someone!

attempted suicide by dog....I blame global warming

Canada geese don't like Americans

wouldve kicked the fucking shit out of that damn thing.....plenty of stupid geese left in the world without that little nutball hangin around....

*speechless*
(regarding the nasty turn this comments section has taken)

should have snapped its neck when he had a hold of it.

It would not of worked snapping that things neck, that motherfucking goose is the T1000 from Terminator 2 (in goose form).

TOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA

I wonder how they taste deep fried?...??!!!??..

I've known people like that. Talk a lot of smack and then when you've confronted them they back down. You walk away and they start up again. And that dog was the most well behaved dog I've seen. I'd have been tempted to tell the dog to eat that goose. It would have been warranted.

the dog seemed like he liked it
that goose was on roids, everyone knows it. he wanted to prey on something other than french fries

It was no-doubt protecting chicks or a nesting mate.

This was posted on another site, earlier it shows he knows theirs a nest their, he came with a camera holding it all the time.
Later you can see the Goose is dead in a pool of blood. There is also blood half way through the video behind the boat.

Fearless Goose! Chicken Shit Dog, and a Sucker of a commentory!! Haha..

The goose wanted to perform anal on the dog.

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PUNCH that motherphucker!! IN THE FACE.

MAXIMUM STRENGTH

That's the only time I've seen someone go fishing and come back with a bird.

Its playoff season, Canadian geese always act a bit nuts. Don't know why that guy didn't snap its neck when he had it, would have been possibly ok for dinner.

Swiss Army knife to neck after the 2nd jump = Roasted Goose dinner. What a coward dog, too.

coward dog? that is the chillest most laid back dog i have ever laid eyes on. id love to have a mellow dog like that :)

roast goose

I would have gave that fucker one, maybe two chances to land in my boat before i broke its neck with my hands.

hahahhahah that was hilarious

luckily for you all I translate goose, here goes....
"what now nigga, what now"

i think he said, "can you lend a n!gga a pencil?".. lol

Bgaaaaaaa, Bgaaaaaaaaa, Bgaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

he should take a cat with him next time

My JRT would have mauled that bastard,
dinner jumping onto a boat, can't whack it!

Damn that brought back hated memories of a big grey goose that would attack my ass every time i went outdoors on our farm. My much older brothers thought it was funny as shit to see that fucking goose chomping on me and let it do so until my parents came around to stop it. . Fuckers bite hard. And for some reason, I ended up with goose shit on me every time it attacked me.When I was old enough to hold a stick it was still even money. Finally, I was a little taller and discovered what a sharp knife could do. Just about stabbed my self trying to kill the motherfucker. I wanted to kill my brothers as bad as that goose. Moratorium on geese attack videos! I would have stomped that bitch from one side of the lake to the other.

TBH, if that was me, I'd be dancing around the boat "AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! HELP MEEEEE!" Either that or shout at it :P

goose from hell!

i would be kicking some serious goose ass.

territorial pickings! lol

Great, like some pieces of shit said here. He could easily killed him, but choosed not to. Glad to see there are still good people

now thats a new version of duck duck goose

Get out of my Fishin spot!!!!!

wtf did you do to piss it off?!?! you dr. doolittle redneck

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that goose is pretty cool.

crazy goose

I will have roasted dog for dinner. L0L