Insane Goose Attacks a Man and his Dog on a Boat

Not half the revenge deserved for all the frozen half-assed barbecued goose dinners served aboard shitty airlines over the last seventeen years. Ohhh, poor asshole on his boat... please.

You've had goose on an airline? You must fly higher class than me. I usually get a bag of pretzels. Two if I beg. I would love to be served goose! Especially foie gras. You know what I like best about foie gras? You can actually taste the cruelty. It adds a little extra something, I don't know what, but it's magnificent!

LMFAO Good ol geese. That one's prolly from Canada.

i got attacked by a swan once - not that you lot probably care but i thought i would mention it anyway.

Swans can be real nasty.

In sidney?

that son of a goose, would be dinner that night

my dog would've made it dinner right then, unlike that pussy little dog

can you say...rabid goose?
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Anyone? Anyone?

I got goosed once....
but tha's a differant story...
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Just snap it's fucking neck problem solved..

Anyone ever tried snapping the neck of an animal that can taste its own arse hole, its not easy! can of course be done but usually bloody hilarious on about the third twist

I was wondering who would be first to mention killing shit. I think the goose got some Hank Hill bait in him

HAHAHA! that was the most funniest king of the hill EVER! all those CRACKHEAD FISH DIVING INTO HIS BOAT! HAHAHA!

Like many other birds, it's just chasing tail.

You're really not making my quest to "comment of the day" any easier, you know that?

I've never had a cotd, I'm just trying my hardest.

Maybe I should make some fake accounts

just slag off kyo - i got a meddle for that

Dog is called 'Iceman'. Goose has been watching 'Top Gun' too many times.

I have a hunting dog...it would have destroyed that goose.

River authorities awarded the man $150,000 for the 1 minute assault. The goose (a member of a notorious gaggle) was let off after pleading insanity.

Must have been on the Labatts at lunchtime.

Insanity? He was completely quackers. And the dog was barking mad too.

HAHAHA! once again PURE GOLD! i was just trawling through previous videos i missed last week and had seen the police cell beat up video and now it all MAKES SENSE!

That is one patient dog right there. A lot of dogs would have ripped that sucker to shreds. ...I had to "favorite" this one.

yea yea..my turn..
**mumbles''last slice'' under breath**

Screw fishing. I'd eat that goddamn goose instead.

Haha, that choke hold was a cack! Dropping the camera may have helped, though - could've set him up for a field-goal or something.
But good on him - I like people who respect their dogs (and have patience for crazy animals).

I do agree with others that the geese need be careful which dogs they pick on - those necks are ripe for the snapping.

LOL...

I'm thinking that it was a mamma & her youngons were near by.
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Even still, I would have snapped her neck & cooked her goose! Like jimmyjoemeeker said,"Screw fishing. I'd eat that goddamn goose instead."

snapped its neck is right ,although i think it was just having a gander

The goose just wants to peench.

I'm thinking that WAS the mama, cuz well, you know...when mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy...

Brilliant
That goose was fucking insane. I'd have thrown into the prop.

Now that was what i call a 'Wild goose chase'!

Two things:

1. No-one was around so why didn't he wring it's neck and stuff it in his bag. Would've made a 'quacking' sunday roast.

2. What kind of lame-ass dog was that? Mine would have eaten the goose on the first offense.

Because it's common knowledge that "Duke" can't keep a secret and would've turned him in.

ahhhhhhh...

he should have used an oar on it and hit a home run..duck feathers a flying

duck feathers? wow some one must go to school in Alabama. LMAO. Next time the duck say get the fuck off of his pond your ass will move. But I must agree that was a bitch ass dog.

Sounds like Jeff Foxworthy had a bad day at the lake.

sissy ass dog
down pillow and goose patte
'nuff said

DUCK Dog! Duck ! GOOOSE!!!!!

what you dont see is the egg nest that this poacher was raiding ... yay goose ...

"leave my dog!!! leave my penis!!!"
Don't forget to prepare the chips and cheese for the next time

Start your boat up and move - can't you see you'r in the goose's parking spot!

Quack-tastic!

just snap the neck

if that were me, dinner would have been ready for the night..

I Am Loser...starring..Hill Billy and his trusty hound.
"It was an excellent story but it was really sad when the dog dies in the goose attack" - Newsense, NT Post

damn,just break his neck in two and that will be the end of the story...

that dog was a pussy

oh my god what a fucking trip, that bird has no fear whatsoever I love it, I was walking my dog in the park the other day and approached a goose with her babies she started sticking her tongue out
and flapping her mouth at my dog and lunged at him real funny,

Should of rung its neck while he had it in his hands , or at least he should of seen how far he could have drop kicked it.