Tard Jumps on a Treadmill Moving at Full Speed

first, has anyone ever received COTD for typing 1st

^NO AND NEVER WILL

now he has a skid mark to match the one with his undees

dumbass award of the day.

wrong way to expierence life on the fast lane..

but the right way to hopefully stop his gene pool permanentlly! HAHAHA!

lol lets hope it happens

OH IT WILL.........it will............

remember kids....don't drink and listen to your dumb friends ideas.

I have a guinea pig named Gus.

wtf man? lol

Well, that was easy. Now, let's tell him to run into traffic or jump off his roof or something.

lol

How could he not know he was going to face plant instantly?

We can only hope he smiles a gummy smile now.

^^No worries there He probably hasn't had teeth for some time.These tards and treadmills on NT. Really make me Lmao

Heard dat!

I'm positive this guy has some mild case of mental retardation

If he didn't before, he does now. He also has a special little helmet he gets to wear now too. What a dumbass

^^Seemed a tad drunk

what a twat

For some reason I think that would have happened whether it was moving or not.

who cares ..... i need more cowbell anyway

what a eejit! He must have sunk a few bevvies before hand. What did he expect to happen!

Next step: put the treadmill on the roof.

This is how he fucks his ol´lady!
Just jump on her!

Even after all that time practicing on the conveyor belts at the grocery store

I have a new theory, soon to be published, that treadmills are a magnet for retards.

Keep running, you'll catch up to evolution sooner or later.......... or NOT!

"one more time" he says. That confirms that he is "special", that and the flippy little thing he did with his hands as he jumped.

if the title has the word "treadmill" anywhere in it, its worth 4 stars. when the thumbnail has a guy looking like that guy in it, its worth another star. already watched this vid 3 times this morning.

After watching this vid...I'm ashamed to be white. How unbelievably stupid!

Mongo just a pawn...in the game of life.

I don't understand - he had his hat on backwards making him more aerodynamic!

lol

LOL,stupid fuck.....

Telegramm for Mongo...Me Mongo Life is sooooo Good

wrong shoes....

isn't that Barney, from the simpson's ????

FIRST !!!

Dude is built like an unemployed truck driver that goes to AA. Plus he's dumb enough to do this, makes for a pretty god vid

I don't understand?
He had his hat on backwards for aerodynamics.
He had on his best sneakers.
On paper it should have worked.

He looked a little off, kinda like Warren in There's Something About Mary...pointing pinkie finger all all

And tomorrow we try to jump on a speeding train.

Bet you he was a yank...he he he. Sorry guys but the videos speak for them selves...

i bet he yanked on your mother

somebody tell shitforbrains you dont do pressups on a treadmill

maybe he should have started by running in place ala the flintstones cartoon, then while he was still running jump on the tread mill.....uh ... nevermind

do ya think he said well i never seen that comin ha ha dumb ass

Now then. how many video's like this have there been?? lots! and yet people still dont learn that its a bad thing that hurts!!!
long live lack of braincells coz thats some funny shit, just need an after math photo and that would make one killer video. with that looking like a face plant i can see his face resembling that of bam margera in one of his skating videos (the one where he bails the stair set(those of you who have seen it will know))

testing

everyone dares somebody to ride the treadmill full speed and there's always a "small brain" to do it.
He doesn't go to the gym anyways....obviously.
I bet the hot dog guy knows his name.
"why you have tracks on your face, fat bob?"

he didnt even try to make it, he knew he was gonna fall just by the way his arms are down. dumb fatty

Brainless ass-hole trying to entertain his adolescent female cousins in the vein hope they'll think he's cool.

But, if they're as retarded as he is then they probably will.

the fat cousins went next that will be posted tomorrow

way to go.

:eek This is why unborn babies are locked in most of the time..

if a sober chihuahua cant hang with this, how can a fat, drunk guy?

I saw his first attempt. It knocked his MULLET clean off.
He walked into the room, wearing his best black wife beater, black denim, and 99 cent liquor store black baseball cap and said, "Hello, I'm JOHNNY CRASH"