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Last slice of pizza thief gets caught
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It looks like he shit himself after he seen that dude.

He was in the perfect position to suckle on that guy's mantits...which could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship

"Im gonna suffocate you with my surfeit of upper body fat"

Lol @ the other students just casually walking on by like there was no problem.

I guess he was the schools Jabba the Hut.

At least dude fought back. I am still waiting for the vid where someone gets jumped and ends up severely and viciously kicks the shit out of the person who jumped him.

i woke up with a bad hangover&crossed eyes and thought the title read MAN GETS PISSED ON IN THE BUSHES..

Were you worried Diz

They will both do well in prison... Neither of them can keep their pants up!

in my old high school they gathered around and chanted these good kids acted as if this was a pop quiz or something.i dunno

community colleges all across America are trying to recruit these guys as we speak.

the fat guy fights like a girl...

at this point the kid was worried more about his underwear falling than the beating he was getting on his face...

This is why professional fighting has weight divisions - the poor healthy looking fellow couldn't get his arms around the blogger to put up a decent wrestle Oh well, in two weeks he can practice some moves and improve his fighting. That fat guy, however, is doomed to linger in his own blubber till the Reaper brings his crane.

walked right in to bother , poor lad!

I hardly ever want fat people to win a fight. They have an unfair advantage.

if he had worn a tan shirt he would have camouflaged with the wall better.

lol i wonder weather he knew he was being filmed

Ambush is an understatement.This kid could be the whole front-line.

Well, that will wake you up in the morning. I would make the pizza and girlfriend joke but alas it's dead and I don't think that fat little fucker could even get a girlfriend

^^No girlfriends but plenty of pizza

Add a wig and stilettos and that's where this guy will be in 10 years.

they both received shock therapy after this

why do all of your comments suck balls just like your avatar?

Hmm so your attacking a retard as you so called me does that make you feel good?

i dont know

that first hit sure did look like a freaking slap..

the fat bully in the white shirt is a real badass, kids today dont know shit about fighting. when WE go we go hard mother fucker none of this slap and hug and headlock bullshit

Did he just get a nookie for his C+?

we should all ban together and buy belts for all of the losers who are forced to wear fat albert pants and show us their shitty boxers. its a world wide problem! just ask mr. burn hard goats.

This is why you dont cut in the buffet line. You get sucker punched by angry fat kids who didn't get their 6th plate of mac and cheese.

lame...

Leave Tobby alone. He's special.

Meah...

McFly!

When Lardy-Cakes said 'Did you call me a pussy?', Skinny No-Belt Guy should have said:
'No, I didn't. I was just waiting for you. Down there.'
This seems to confuse aggressors with brains the size of walnuts.

i saw fatties belly.

"Where's My Fucking Lunch Money!" Said the fat kid
And it all went to shit from there

I knew those school uniforms where a bad idea.

That kid who got ambushed is a legend haha dont back down man i like his style

he has like 30lbs on him

And of course he had good reason to do that.

hahaha

laaaaame. yawn

idiot spent all of his video time showing the ambusher standing there like and idiot. lame ass fight, anyway

weak

that was just...GAY!

weak

Pathetic