Comments - Dude Standing Around Gets Sucker Kicked in the Face
category: Bizarre | views: 82058 | posted on: 05/02/2008
Why dodge a kick when you can just stand there and save all that energy?
DuckMySick [ban] | May 4 08 : 1:22pm
+1 
it was an OLD comment from back in the day. Some of the old skool NTers might remember...
Umbrageous [ban] | May 2 08 : 4:03am
+6
He either slept with his pizza or covered his girlfriend in tomato, mozzarella and herbs and ate her. Either way he probably got dressed in the dark.
Cynical_Genius [ban] | May 2 08 : 4:08am
+1
Now that fat kid has ekiN indelibly imprinted on his forehead. 
Tommy69456 [ban] | May 2 08 : 4:13am
how can you say you didn't mean to do it, or it was an accident, like the sick bastard had a twitch in his leg.
well now i know ....so i'll be watching you
I'll be watching too, with my camera. Who knows, maybe we'll even get a vid on here of Diz kicking the shit out of "crackheads, random drunks, and assorted hobo's".
Killerdude [ban] | May 2 08 : 4:24am
+11
I think this should happen to anyone who posts that Lame Pizza comment...... 
+7
3 things- 1-someones filming you. 2- everyones looking in you direction like somethings gonna happen. 3-theres a guy 2 feet away from you looking at you like he's gauging his distance from you for some reason........Hmmm.....AT WHAT POINT WAS IT NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS? he actually deserved that because to not notice means something was'nt working well up there,so his KICKBOXING buddy was probably just helping to jiggle back his braincells where they belong!
+3
3 things- 1-someones filming you. 2- everyones looking in you direction like somethings gonna happen. 3-theres a guy 2 feet away from you looking at you like he's gauging his distance from you for some reason........Hmmm.....AT WHAT POINT WAS IT NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS? he actually deserved that because to not notice means something was'nt working well up there,so his KICKBOXING buddy was probably just helping to jiggle back his braincells where they belong!
+3
dizdabiz on May 2 08 : 6:25am wrote:
3 things- 1-someones filming you. 2- everyones looking in you direction like somethings gonna happen. 3-theres a guy 2 feet away from you looking at you like he's gauging his distance from you for some reason........Hmmm.....AT WHAT POINT WAS IT NOT FUCKING OBVIOUS? he actually deserved that because to not notice means something was'nt working well up there,so his KICKBOXING buddy was probably just helping to jiggle back his braincells where they belong!
He only has 2 braincells........1 in his big toe and the other is out looking for it
+2
I seriously would have been like... well, something's going on guys or not? *they couldn't be planning to splash me with pool water right in the eyes when I turned around - wait oh shit that really happened to me when I was 9*
Punchinello [ban] | May 2 08 : 6:21am
+1
I was wondering who was going to replace Steven Segal as the new white Kung Fool master.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | May 2 08 : 6:36am
that happens when you wear green and become one of the new castraric metrosexual going green liberal, you deserve that and more..
(don't tell her i asked) +1
HEY SCOTT - ya think i can get one'o them new "ignore feature" thingys attached to my wife???
i've tried pointin the remote at her and pushin "MUTE" - but that shit never works
(don't tell her i asked)
(later on dizdabiz's missus reads this message and then knocks seven bells out of him cos he's a wimp!) HAHAHA! 
pikemaster [ban] | May 2 08 : 6:42pm
i think the guy kicking should try out for river dance as his martial arts dont quite work
arvindergill [ban] | May 2 08 : 9:26pm
"how many times did i tell you NOT to stand on my side of the grass"
RXNKINETICS [ban] | May 4 08 : 3:34pm
That was a total juke out!!! from 0:03 on he was preparing his fists for the fury but, switcheroo!!! kick to the face!!!
SHuTTHaTSHiTuP [ban] | May 7 08 : 5:55pm
well. he shouldnt have been standing around with an invisbile PLEASE SUCKER KICK ME IN MY FAT WORTHLESS FACE sign floating above his head. he wasnt contributing to the group. he wasnt hollering at the bitches. he wasnt practicing whatever they were practicing. he was just standing there lookin stupid and the sucker kicker gave the sucker kickees life some purpose and meaning and contributed to the overall group experience.
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omgwtf [ban] | May 2 08 : 4:01am
+6
He either slept with his girlfriend, or took the last slice of pizza. Either way, he probably deserved it