Idiot Suspect Runs Himself Over Trying to Surrender

Hahaha! Wanker!

I need help , only on Nt MY VIDS DO NOT PLAY ,ALL OTHERS SITES WORK , PLease reply to my shoutbox . im in a panic . ive tried reloading windows mp 11 for xp .turned off filters nothing works .it iz only on this computer ,my laptop is working but my darling took it to work . as im leaving to do the same . i thank you

your pc is not allowing this site to to be planted with spy-ware, ad-ware or the sorts. you have to allow it to see the vids for a price of a slower pc and giving information on your private life. small price, isn't it?

i got my nt back thanks yall it did it on its on

man, that guy looked like a worm after you cut him in half

xD i hope this thing wont happen in GTA 4 with me !

lol, who won't be needing that for where he is going..

I was wondering what Kyo's been up to.

a white suv...

I have taken all my thoughts about this vid and put them into one simple statement.
"COCK".

So, rather worringly, you admit to thinking about cock while at work?!!

Oops, you did it again.

whats wrong with that? i think about WOOD all day.....but then again i do work at the timber yard............

So why am I at the Jay-Z & Mary J. Blige show last night with my EX-WIFE & I started thinking, what happened to the Jay-Z that used to post here!?!?

i think he got banned,good thing you never got so drunk that you mixed the 2 up& started hurling abuse at the real jay-z! it would've made some great headlines though,i can see it now-DUDE FROM BUFFALO ATTACKS RAPPER JAY-Z AND TAKES ON SECURITY SCREAMING OBCENITIES ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED NOTHINGTOXIC! HAHAHA!

A night with the Ex-wive and you lived? Tell me your secret.

Trust you LG, do you know I actually started to write "after watching that vid the only thought in my head was, COCK" but I decided against it and you still picked me up on it!!!
I am going to regret my later posts also I think!

So, that's why they let him off with murder. Nothing to do with small gloves. Everything to do with being too stupid to commit the crime

WHAT A GOOD SPORT! not only does he decide that he should surrender,but he even lets the suv run over him! i bet he was such a good sport he even handcuffed himself and gave himself a good kicking back at the station house!

Oooowwww Great idea, get run over by the vehicle you just thrashed....they'll never arrest him after that

owned himself - fuckwit

I love criminals there so smart....

If I were the suspect (me), I would sue the driver (me), thus negating all existence.

Don't you just love it when these cop shows edit in sound, and think we're too dumb to notice?

The human wheel chock

that was great. i love it when the bone snaps and you can hear it at 90 yards away.

At least this guy is better than our regular voice over guy!

He ran from the law for so long that his leg got tired.

oooooooooooooooooooh....

People who purposely endanger the lives of innocent people like that should be shot on site. ..now you know why I'm not a cop.

Damn, that's a liberal statement

Hey, he was just trying to get a LEG UP, give him a BREAK!

good thing the cops all jumped on him, he might have gotten away 'on foot]'

If I stick my foot under the back wheel and make out I'm in agony mayby they won't tazer me

Looks like he asumed the position - The position of a dumb ass!

Crash-Test Dummy

he was lucky the front left tire didn't get him first ...

Hilarious

ha ha ha....breaks leg, then ass stomped by cops...ha ha ha

Does this announcer also work at a strip club at night:
:And now coming onto the stage is Destiny...let's give it up for Destiny...remember to tip your barmaid.

so they meant tip the barmaid LITERALLY? and theres me thinking that TIP THE BARMAID was strip club lingo for SPUNK ALL OVER HER...................... ..DAMN! what a beating i got from those bouncers...

Oh snap

why is the commentator eating celery?

hahaha love the sound effects

must been the "PIT" manuever - it was the pits fer him
cops gonna BANG him in the head
prisoners gonna BANG him in the ass
"SHITTY-SHITTY-BANG-BANG"

Isn't there are rule about waering your seatbelt when the car is in motion? they should fine him just for that

No, they will probably file an aggravated existence charge!

White SUV..hhhmmm....betcha he murdered two people.

Gimped by SUV

MOM?!...................d addy's on T.V

What the hell was that guy thinking?

^
"ouch"

Park. The first thing you do is put the car in park.

In Later news
The guy was extradited back to china to work at a car factory for 20 years
10 cents an hour, Benefits NOT included.

did anyone else see the guy throw an uzi or Mac 10 out onto the sidewalk?

WTf is this family filter sh1t?!@?@? now i gotta be a f**kin computer genious just too figure out how to see the comments?!!?! so u can still watch people dying and horrific scenes and shit but u cant read the comments unless u turn the "family" filter off. yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh h

You are suffering a PEBKAC error, LOL!