Comments - How Not to Jump Over the Side of a Boat into the Water

category: Accidents | views: 57493 | posted on: 04/23/2008

The only part of his body he didn't hurt was his left foot's big toe.

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:16am

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The only thing that would have made this better is if he had drown.

talltee19 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:16am

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lmao, now that was not pleasent at all..for that should have hit concrete itself.. icon_neutral.gif icon_rolleyes.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

Notorious [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:17am

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Judge1 : 8.5

jackrussel01 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:19am

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judge2 : 9.0

defiantwisdom [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:28am

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Judge3 : 7.5

Tapeworm [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:36am

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A total of 25 points.
Puts him in joint first place. Tied with the lady from the block of flats. icon_cheesygrin.gif

jackrussel01 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:40am

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Tapeworm on Apr 23 08 : 6:36am wrote:
A total of 25 points.
Puts him in joint first place. Tied with the lady from the block of flats.
HAHAHA icon_beer.gif

ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:40am

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Tapeworm on Apr 23 08 : 6:36am wrote:
A total of 25 points.
Puts him in joint first place. Tied with the lady from the block of flats.
i had to sign in just to say lmao to that one icon_beer.gif

esp.357 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:24am

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judge 2367654 : 1.0

dirty bertie from number 30 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:58am

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The boat was on its way to China so I am witholding my vote as a political protest.

Umbrageous [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:19am

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Wow, you can forgive the first guy's stupidity. But his fellow triplets who followed him over, must be one brain cell short of a creationist.

Tommy69456 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:25am

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judge 3 : 8.5 on fault he can up for air...

Mr_Mortimer [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:27am

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Could have been worse could have chipped an eyebrow icon_beer.gif

Krazy [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:28am

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Urrrm...this is just a guess......but isnt that barrier that to prevent cock jocky's doing this kind of thing?? 10/10 to barrier icon_cheesygrin.gif
Dick of the day award to dip shit icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

deleted user [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:42am

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dizdabiz [ban] | May 5 08 : 5:54am

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Red6ixx on Apr 23 08 : 6:42am wrote:
now where are the sharks when you need them?
WORKING IN THE TAX OFFICE OF COURSE! HAHAHA! icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif icon_beer.gif

slamdawg9 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:44am

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White men still can't jump. icon_cheesygrin.gif

Nicklo2k [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:50am

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A new version of the Nutcracker

Killerdude [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:01am

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It's not a Boat it's a pier.....not that it matters just thought i'd point it out..

LineKILLX [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:02am

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Welp...He waast almost suksesful - But he hit hes knees or somesing on the woot/.
Oh well...Fuck him

Hellcat [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:26am

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I think he was very suck-sessful icon_cheesygrin.gif

voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:12am

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Way to go fatty! icon_beer.gif

tobby [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:04am

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thank you

Kakihara [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:13am

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from post 3-6 - great work nothingtoxic team, excellent group effort.

andyward82 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:16am

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I have to say, that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. It almost looked like he did it on purpose. Stephen Hawking could have done better - if he had a ramp perhaps?

Concentrating [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:22am

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Stephen Hawking is a funny looking cat.

scotty2hotty! [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:40am

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He talks funny too! icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_wink.gif

tobby [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:05am

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i like stephen hawkings, his my bus driver icon_cheesygrin.gif icon_cheesygrin.gif

tobby [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:21am

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thats bobby, his training for the special Olympics. his going for the gold medal

8039 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:41am

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lulz

double stroke [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:46am

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ya gotta ask yourself......why?

jcp517 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 5:53am

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Greg Louganis' not so talented brother.

en jaywest [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:07am

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bob louganis.

jasez0r [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:05am

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10/10 for that dive

DramaTim [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:05am

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What the fuck is this guy doing on a boat, he needs some good old concrete under him icon_stoned.gif

d's cojones [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:14am

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that is the STRANGEST lookin' BOAT i've ever seean.....how does that stay afloat? icon_rolleyes.gif

Tapeworm [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:55am

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It does a pier not to be a boat. icon_biggrin.gif

violentouston [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:06am

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i hear some of that gay ass dimmu borgir or something. fxcking sounds like doom music. I was hoping for blood to rise up out the water and a shark come around. Where was the skateboard? Emos can't be leaving the board.

Ellzee [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:19am

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Looks like the dumbass got hesitant in pre-jump mode icon_rolleyes.gif

Peaks [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:21am

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Let me guess...his name was 'Chum' right?

fuckbot [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:34am

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Well-deserved.

NUIYZ [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:41am

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Peaks on Apr 23 08 : 9:21am wrote:
Let me guess...his name was 'Chum' right?
close, but it's pronounced 'Chump'.
The 'p' isn't silent.
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Slamreef [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:47am

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Hey did it 3 times in a row? Respect! looked perfect everytime. icon_beer.gif

daddi4551 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:58am

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all that video needed was the sharks holding up the score cards, oh and the feeding fenzy would have been nice

Winthorp [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 8:05am

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wouldn't he have some clue about how high he can jump ??

neebuz [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 10:45am

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not always lol icon_stoned.gif

accord43 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 8:42am

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watch this girls! oops icon_cheesygrin.gif

the.devil.himself [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 8:43am

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Great, you hurt yourself. Now what? The boat's going bye-bye.

Yellaa_Fella [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 8:53am

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Maybe he should do something else to impress the girls, Like setting himself on fire then jumping.

RobbyToxic [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 9:58am

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obviously he's not an NT user, or he'd know not to even attempt that

Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 10:19am

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Stupid stupid stupid. Unbelievable idiot. icon_frown.gif

BeeNazty [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 10:34am

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pretty sure that was a dock or a pier. not a boat....but hey what the fuck do i know!

kapchamp [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 12:35pm

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you're right

iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 11:56am

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no ups at all.

canillo [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 12:00pm

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nothing for you icon_twisted.gif

JewUnit [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 12:27pm

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Just before the jump you can see he stubbed his left big toe..... Thats false advertising man.

Calang [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 12:28pm

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If he had a dick like mine he would've stood hanging from the rail.

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:32pm

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hmmmmmmmmmmm... id have to see it

OnlyOneOar [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:30pm

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On the end of the tweezer's probably.

Calang [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:50pm

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I'd like to thank you two personally for replying to that comment. I wouldn't have touched it with my nine inch pole.
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poprivetpete [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 12:38pm

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if u look it look like he turns into a plastic manikin lol...

dreadlock [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 1:16pm

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lol,n000b!

K.Padillo [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 1:21pm

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he died its not funny i read about this his chest was so smashed he shit his heart out but that didnt kill him a shark did

DaveWreckingCrew [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 1:26pm

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Douche bag made himself the rube goldberg of self-inflicted ownage.

TetsuoShima [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:42pm

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You are a witty bastard, I laughed my ass off after reading your comment.

deleted user [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 2:23pm

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sapothedude [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 2:41pm

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haha
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Pyronaut [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 3:14pm

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Nice belly flop. icon_rolleyes.gif

Benis [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 3:59pm

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And again - white men can't jump. A jungle bunny would have leaped over that shit like a gazelle.

mixer800 [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:15pm

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Benis on Apr 23 08 : 5:59pm wrote:
And again - white men can't jump. A jungle bunny would have leaped over that shit like a gazelle.
I BET YOU IS A NIGGER icon_beer.gif

Benis [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 4:41pm

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"Sir! I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
- Dave Chapelle

DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 6:07pm

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if i new he was going to the water i just put a hook on his neck and wait for a white shark nearby.... icon_beer.gif icon_stoned.gif

TheMaskedOnion [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 7:35pm

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Owned.

Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 9:10pm

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"Hey, get yer snot off the side of me boat."

Ironfarts [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 10:22pm

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golfclap

arvindergill [ban] | Apr 23 08 : 10:54pm

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now we have all learn'd a valuable lesson.

alcador [ban] | Apr 24 08 : 7:20pm

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shark infested waters?

eking2 [ban] | Apr 28 08 : 8:51am

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StreetSweeper613 [ban] | Apr 30 08 : 8:15pm

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bahahahahahahahahahhahaha ahahhahahaa

Rickoz [ban] | May 4 08 : 9:02pm

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WTF!!
you call that a jump boy? icon_confused.gif

ffazenda [ban] | Aug 25 09 : 8:26am

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DID IT HURT??

MachuPichu [ban] | Sep 9 09 : 4:36pm

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Like a mofo! icon_rolleyes.gif

drccoco [ban] | Sep 16 09 : 11:37am

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fuckin buffoon

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