Comments - Little Kid Briefly Dies After Getting Scared by his Dad
category: Funny | views: 87999 | posted on: 04/13/2008
We should send revenge suggestions to this little kid. I vote for pouring cyanide in Dad's coffee.
ItsAllGoodInDaHood [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 4:26am
+9 
funny shit! "im sick of it, i just finished potty training, why do you have to make me poop my pants?" 
CuteSomedays [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 7:18am
+2
Isn't that Geoffrey Dahmer? Just wondering, but yah, agreed. 
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 4:39am
+6
I cant think of anything. I just laughed my ass off when he went into retard mode when he fell down.
buggerball [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 4:44am
+5
Social Services should come to Nothing Toxic as part of their daily routine to find and remove unfit parents. They'll have a better track record that way 
special1970 [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 5:27am
+3
That dad beats Michael and Britney together as the worst parent ever by a mile...
nightowl12 [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 5:34am
+4
What a dodgy dad. I bet that camera always sits in front of the toilet...
iMasturbate [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 7:11am
+1
one time one of my friends dad scared me so bad i fell over too haha.
DRIVING x AND x CRYING [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 7:25am
+3
Hey is better for the father to know if his kid is going to be a big pussy liberal , than find out later... 
yoklfumyurp [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 8:31am
+1
Some sunny day in the future,when dad is old and grey, his lovely son and daughter will give him a heart attack by scaring the shit outta him.
the_outsider [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 9:02am
i bet this sick dad dot this every single day to those poor kids.... until the day he get a major beat-down
Earth Nelson [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 9:28am
+3
No wonder the kid hath a peech impediminth and the little girl can't speak at all. 
+7
Two comments:
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[1] People want to see parents scare the shit out of their own children, and yet we're all sick of it. That just proves how much some parents would be better off served spending the $500 to go to clown training camp to become professional scary monsters.
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[2] Second comment:
That little girl is smoking hot, she doesn't wear any bra at all. I masturbated on this clip.
+3
Obviously for lulz, right??????? You'll see in his profile that Mr. lollox made a pedo-like comment last week
http://nothingtoxic.com/m edia/1207622833/O...Misst ep/comment
Go look for the word "masturbated" on that page, and gee, guess who it's from. Really funny, right? Not.
So don't give me this "it's just for lulz" horsecrap 
+1
i win
I count at least 5 other members who told lollux off today and in the past week. You lose.
Get a life and jackoff
dumbass. its called a comment, not an essay.
Two comments:
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[1] People want to see parents scare the shit out of their own children, and yet we're all sick of it. That just proves how much some parents would be better off served spending the $500 to go to clown training camp to become professional scary monsters.
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[2] Second comment:
lollox on Apr 13 08 : 9:49am wrote:
That little girl is smoking hot, she doesn't wear any bra at all. I masturbated on this clip.
FUCK YOU SICK PUSSY-DEPRIVED EMO CUNT. DOES YOUR DADDY NEED TO LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR GROCERY SHOPPING ON A SUNDAY MORNING BEFORE YOU CAN MAKE PEDO COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET THAT HE'LL OH SO SURELY NEVER FIND OUT JUST BECAUSE HE STEPPED OUT AND YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PUSSY WHIPPED TO SAY IT WHEN HE'S AROUND NOT TO CARE ANYWAYS???? I BET YOU HAVE A GOTH PENIS JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN OUT IN THE SUN OR AT A BEACH FOR A FEW SUMMERS WHERE PARENTS LET THEIR 2,3,4 YEAR OLD GIRLS WEAR JUST DIAPERS BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ANYWAYS. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, MISTER SO-CALLED "she doesn't wear any bra at all I masturbated on this clip" CREEP??????? I SWEAR YOUR DAYS OF APPEARING BEFORE "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" ARE NUMBERED, SO GO ENJOY WHAT LITTLE MANLIHOOD YOU HAVE LEFT BEFORE SOME PARENT CUTS IT OFF FOR YOU (WITH TWEEZERS JUST IN CASE YOUR HARD ON LASTS AN INCH)...PILE OF SCUM
ShortyMcPeterson [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 9:45am
+6
Woooow some people just really can't take a joke can they. The little boy, AND zykron both.
PITOLOCO172 [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 11:29am
that little kid got upset because he got caught experimenting with his little sister
mexicancurios [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 1:07pm
IF MY DAD DO THAT TO ME I CUT HIS DICK AND MAKE SOME TACOS AND THEN I GIVE HTE TACOS TO MY GRANDMOTHER
+2
Obviously for lulz, right??????? You'll see in his profile that Mr. lollox made a pedo-like comment last weekhttp://nothingtoxic.c om/m edia/1207622833/O...Misst ep/commentGo look for the word "masturbated" on that page, and gee, guess who it's from. Really funny, right? Not.So don't give me this "it's just for lulz" horsecrap
wildbander [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 1:19pm
+1
i like the dads style, im gonna put a toilet in my living room too.
Agent Orange [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 1:53pm
kids a pussy. id keep doing it until he had nerves of steel or until he didn't cry like a girl.
penguinsoldier [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 1:57pm
I count at least 5 other members who told lollux off today and in the past week.
+4
ooooooooooh clearly you win because your criteria consists of some dumbass GIFs on a video's comment page.
You're being the punk. You and anyone else who thinks that pedo humor like lollox's comments carry some mature merit have a fucking screwed up sense of humor.
End of story. Piss off!
Killerdude [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 5:44pm
+3
I agree zyk I dont think the pedo comments are funny at all..There is NOTHING funny about molesting a child and anyone who thinks it is can FUCK OFF AND DIE.....
Immacop..hmm [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 3:26pm
hmmmmmmmmmmm...ahhhhhhh.. .yeah i wasn't going to say anything but why the hell was that little girl naked in the background. you might wanna check on that nt...
+5
Social Services should come to Nothing Toxic as part of their daily routine to find and remove unfit parents. They'll have a better track record that way
That little girl is smoking hot, she doesn't wear any bra at all. I masturbated on this clip.
Scott - please - don't allow this, please.
vulturedoors [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 6:30pm
Now EVEN IF some father got the bright idea of intentionally scaring the shit out of his young kid, it's the kind of thing you should only do once or twice. And this father, upon seeing his son totally devastated and on the damn floor, should have gotten down on the floor and held him and reassured him. That said, the video makes it plain that this happens a lot, and the boy is completely fucking sick of it. You do stuff like that to a kid regularly and they become fearful and anxious for no reason. The dad's a dick and needs to have his ass beat.
+1
God some people on this site are fucking hypocrits.
Video of a bus load of dead kids = Fine.
Video of a puppy being thrown off a cliff = Fine.
Video of a girl getting her head kicked in = Fine
Person making a comment that is clearly a joke/being stupid = Sick and gross and he needs to die.
OMFG HE MADE A COMMENT! HE MUST BE A PEDOPHILE. HEY GUYZ I JUST KILLED 100,000,000 PEOPLE IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE I SAID IT!
CuteSomedays [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 11:21pm
You are a sick fucking pig. All these posters talking about molestation and masturbating to a little girl with her shirt off makes me wonder how many of you were actually molested and what is the basis of all your bullshit assumptions which clearly are not funny to begin with. Grow up, get a fucking life and you may want to seek counselling for your past issues.
nuclearfision9 [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 10:08pm
+1
next time ,i hope dad scares the little fuker to DEATH for real. 
moemoeparis [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 11:20pm
+1
God some people on this site are fucking hypocrits.
Video of a bus load of dead kids = Fine.
Video of a puppy being thrown off a cliff = Fine.
Video of a girl getting her head kicked in = Fine
Person making a comment that is clearly a joke/being stupid = Sick and gross and he needs to die.
OMFG HE MADE A COMMENT! HE MUST BE A PEDOPHILE. HEY GUYZ I JUST KILLED 100,000,000 PEOPLE IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE I SAID IT!
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 3:27am
+1
That little guy was a complete pussy in the making... And his little sister was like, "yeah, whatever..."
+1
You are a sick fucking pig. All these posters talking about molestation and masturbating to a little girl with her shirt off makes me wonder how many of you were actually molested and what is the basis of all your bullshit assumptions which clearly are not funny to begin with. Grow up, get a fucking life and you may want to seek counselling for your past issues.
CuteSomedays [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 10:22am
+1
Thank you Shawn, 11 more and I will be completely fine. Anger, yes i have anger towards people that can make jokes about molestation and masturbation to a child when I have to deal with these issues on a daily basis in the line of work I am in. They may be joking, but come on seriously, they are so far from being funny. to you.
HumanWaste [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 7:51am
nice one kid....curl up into a ball....nice defence you have there...should help in the future
mrjinglepants [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 8:20am
That kid is like one of those fainting goats. If my kid reacted this way to me jumping out at him there's no way I'd be able to help myself
Zinny on Apr 13 08 : 8:35pm wrote:
God some people on this site are fucking hypocrits.
Video of a bus load of dead kids = Fine.
Video of a puppy being thrown off a cliff = Fine.
Video of a girl getting her head kicked in = Fine
Person making a comment that is clearly a joke/being stupid = Sick and gross and he needs to die.
OMFG HE MADE A COMMENT! HE MUST BE A PEDOPHILE. HEY GUYZ I JUST KILLED 100,000,000 PEOPLE IT MUST BE TRUE BECAUSE I SAID IT!
asshole
themajor58 [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 9:37am
the kid could get his revenge by getting a pair of little girl panties and put them in his fathers glove compartment in the car,then call his mom out to show her what he found in daddys car.
Iraqnaphobia [ban] | Apr 14 08 : 9:44am
we too have the toilet in the living room....never miss a goal! 
buggerball [ban] | Apr 20 08 : 7:00am
@pedo comments
I don't think one can really KNOW whether he was joking or not. I'd guess most pedos would try keep a lower profile than broadcast their fantasies on a public site.
I agree with another poster - we should watch the hypocracy. Many of our commenst may be miscontrued as being serious too. When I was younger, I was frightened by the net chat that went on. Only when I got older did realize they may not be serious like I thought. But one rarely knows for sure on the net.
GhostOfElectricity [ban] | Apr 20 08 : 8:54pm
haha i used to do that to my brother all the time he used to get so pissed
guitarwolf [ban] | Apr 21 08 : 10:22am
lol i love when children cry after something like that, so funny
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dizdabiz [ban] | Apr 13 08 : 4:06am
+14
and when they start PISSING and SHITTING in their beds because they're too scared to go to the toilet the parents are gonna wonder why!
