Comments - Meet Dick Masterson the Most Chauvinistic Man Alive
category: Cool | views: 118891 | posted on: 04/06/2008
I'm not sure what to think of this, but the lady at the end will most likely murder Dick in the near future.
FRAYEDendsOFsanity [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 8:39am
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Hate to pry, but it would appear that the blue reaper is sleeping on the couch tonight. 
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of couse none of those cows in the audience wants to line up its not like a all you can eat buffet more like who wants to date a man who looks like a uncircumcised dick and that joke had me rollin
laicon thumbs up and heres one for you:
Why is it called PMS? -- Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
pucylikker [ban] | Apr 7 08 : 9:33am
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i agree although i actually hated the guy at the beginning for being kinda lame but he really pulled it out at the end that completely changed my mind about the guy, i loved it..........
jackrussel01 [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 4:15am
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i think this guy found out his wife was a hooker on jerry spinger 
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 4:21am
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Damn! If I'd known that the guy from the village people was such a cunt, I wouldn't have bought any of their albums... 
Cynical_Genius [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 8:29am
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Never crossed the doorstep... He does look like a stereotypical queer though doesn't he? All this anger at women is obviously his own inner battle with his sexuality manifesting itself. Bless him.
Killerdude [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 4:24am
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Well if women were meant to be smart they would come with a brain.....
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JUST KIDDING.. 
voluntary_amputation [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 4:25am
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You know whats really sad...I watched this episode of Dr. Phil. What was funnier was the black lady that hates black people.
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.Is it just me or is Dr. Phil becoming more like The Springer Show?
this idiot has not reflect of the future of the earth .....
if he would fuck with boys its is problem but he should known that with his couple of two dicks , he is completly useless....
i want to add that its easy to critic womens but when they make us some blowjob we all close out mouth !!!!
Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 5:07am
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So lemme get this straight: He thinks that women are lesser people because we don't build houses, we get half the stuff when we split up with out partners, guys buy us cars and jewellery and men will willingly pay us to have sex with them (more fool them!)? Umm, I'm sat here, eating my toast, drinking my tea, while my man is at work. In a little while i'm going to go out for lunch with my girlfriends. I might even buy a nice dress.
So, just to clarify, I think us gals might not be as stupid as he thinks.
secret_squirrel [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 2:10pm
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Thankfully he is a minority when it comes to men thinking women should be barefoot and pregnant but i hope their extinct some day along with the racists.
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ClarityRains, seriously did you just say that??? By defining the optimum lifestyle as one of laziness, materialism and slothful expensive mid day margarita restaurant hopping you have singlehandedly set your gender back one year and proved this silly guys point all in one fell swoop. Congratulations and enjoy your irrelevant existence.
Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 9:09am
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Awww i'm sorry, is the feminist in you feeling the need to stand up for woman kind????? I do work. I work 8 hours a week, and get paid 3 times what my boyfriend does. I was just trying to make a point in saying that the dude in the vid thinks women are subservient because some women may take advantage of a situation. I'm sure, that if things were the other way around, women would not support men (who were ablebodied etc), buy them cars. And as for the alamony comment the bloke made. Isn't it MEN who passed the laws making it possible for partners to get half of whatever assets are obtained in a marriage?
Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 9:24am
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Also, everyone is materialistic. Including you. It's the world we live in. Do you walk around in thread bare clothes? Do you live in an eco house, or do you have a house with a tv and cable and a computer with internet? Just because I say i might buy a dress doesn't mean that's ALL I do. I live everyday trying to better myself through understanding of anything and everything. I read 10 books a week ranging from "50 Physics Ideas You Really Need to Know" to "how buttons are made".
I found your comments pretty judgmental. You read 5 sentences and presumed to understand my whole life. I work nights. I don't get to have the hedonistic party lifestyles of some people, so I choose to do it in the day. I don't go out and get shitfaced, I don't do drugs, I'm a nice person. I've saved 2 lives while just walking around fulfilling my "optimum lifestyle as one of laziness, materialism and slothful expensive mid day margarita restaurant hopping". Every minute I live, I am thankful to be alive. I have a wonderful partner who doesn't treat me badly in anyway. I have loving parents. I own a house. I want to travel with world. I want to have children and show them the world. I want to be old with grandchildren that are happy.
Like I said earlier. You read 5 sentences that I wrote and presumed to know me. Well, you don't know me at all. Not at all.
Oh and instead of giving all the blokes here making kitchen jokes a hard time. You chose me. Good one.
K, i'm finished now
Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 3:28pm
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haha good point, but those 2 housr 4 times a week I need to havbe my faculties about me, and I need to be fit and well. So going out and getting trashed doesn't really fit lol
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You fucking rock, Cr! 
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Clarityrains [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 4:02pm
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I've been coming to NT for as long as I can remember! I have had some days where I have cried from stress etc and then put NT on and laughed my ass off to the point of allmost weeing myself hehe. Some people are just so dry. My type of humour definately. I enjoy the comments more than the videos most of the time. I love coming here, some of the people are very bright, and very quick. You get the odd prat, but hey, this is the internet right
Kingdinagaling [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 5:37am
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I feel a tingling sensation in my heart.. a Chauvinist was born.. I can save money, and wear really cool glasses !!
Majestic12 [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 5:51am
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The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.
dragonbeans [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 5:54am
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Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
jakeslatnesky [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 5:59am
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Too easy to comment on this clown. a) a complete set-up for TV and b) utter nonsense. Does anybody take television seriously anymore? Ok, back to crude women jokes..
The Original Timbo [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 6:26am
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Hahaha, this guy is my hero. And I love how the fat bitch in the audience failed big time trying to cut him down.
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I thougth that right away He's trying to act straight that is why he is so hatefu.He even (and I'm nit being an ass)has the voice.I work and know alot of gay men and they shared some of their experiences of coming out of the closet and some were very hostile.Come on all joking aside do men really want what this cupcake described?
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Up untill now he was proud of his nick name, "Big Dick" 
frankdawg1983 - some of the things you say are true, to a degree?????
Fact is - "stereotypes" are the result of the things that you observe-"most of the time". - therefore, stereotypes are MOSTLY accurate, MOST of the time. - GET IT??
"Stereotypes" were never a problem, until a generation or two of overly sensitive, politically correct, self centered, whinning little yuppies, bitches and instigators started squeelin "THAT OFFENDS ME" - then suddenly - EVERY FUCKIN THING that anyone said "OFFENDED" SOMEONE - AND BECAME A REASON THE PISS, MOAN, BITCH, CRY AND SUE EVERYBODY THAT SAID OR DID SOMETHING THOSE PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE, AGREE WITH AND/OR CONDONE -
What we should really be doin is encouraging young people to be LESS SENSITIVE to the petty little trivial shit that REALLY DOESN'T MATTER - and be more sensitive to those things that are significant and more important in life - SUCH AS - cures for deseases, assisting those that TRULY need it (i.e.-elderly, sick, disabled) preservation of resources - consideration, respect and responsible treatment of fellow humans - DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND LOGICAL TO YA???
(i'm not sure my whole brain's still workin) 
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liacon [ban] | Apr 6 08 : 4:14am
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He makes perfect sense to me.
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BTW do you know why god made womens feet smaller?
So they can stand closer to the sink.