Taekwondo is bullshit, they don't even know what to do with their hands. In close combat they just hug each other then push to make room for more kicks. Humans have both legs and arms idiots.

its a sport dip shit, the aim is to kick the shit out of each other coz it takes more skill than using a fist to shove up your arse. punching someone in the face is easy unless your a pussy fart like urself, axe kicking them in the forehead takes skill

in terms of the sport but int he school i learned at we learned plenty of close quarters punching knees and elbows

the music makes it sound like something from Tekken.

no shit, I only thought that music came on during fights in Mortal Kombat. after hearing it I'm going to go karate chop me hole in the bridge of her nose.

saw that comin